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Tuesday, June 16, 2026
Stick figure drawing doodles 10LightStar01 is live!
Stick figure drawing doodles 10LightStar01 is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq9CwopUH1s
This is a fever dream of a digital age—a sprawling, surrealist tapestry where crochet patterns meet high-speed police chases, and the Grim Reaper is just another guy trying to manage an office.
Here is the story of The Day the Grid Glitched.
The Morning Shift
The day began in a flurry of #ModernCrochet and chaos. At the local craft guild, a "Magical Crochet Gargoyle Quitter" was throwing in the towel, leaving behind a trail of freeform stars and loose ends. Meanwhile, in the corporate underworld, the Grim Reaper CEO adjusted his tie at his administrative desk. "It’s my panel," he hissed to a room of trembling interns, "and you will respect the filing system."
Outside, the physical world was losing its grip on reality. A green avocado was spotted zip-lining across the forest canopy, screaming "Wee!" while a dairy cow and a buffalo experienced love at first sight on the prairie. It was beautiful, until the "Authorized Official Shambulance" sped by with off-key sirens, driven by a DoorDash driver who had clearly taken a wrong turn at the interstate.
The Midday Madness
By noon, the legal system was buckling. A divorce attorney was arguing for a 4% inflation alimony increase, while a stubborn police officer attempted to ticket a driver for doing 55 mph, despite the driver’s GPS claiming otherwise.
In the skies, things weren't much better. An airplane pilot abandoned the cockpit—not because of an emergency, but to fix a sewer leak in the bathroom. This left the County Sheriff’s helicopter pilot to pick up the slack, shouting the command code "Accel UR L8 twerk" into his AI navigator.
Back on the ground, the "Microwave Preventive Maintenance Team" (composed entirely of trolls in tin foil hats) was conducting a rigorous inspection of a breakroom, while nearby, a police officer and his best friend were formally interrogating a hairball.
The Evening Gala
As the sun set, a tarnished copper green armadillo drone took flight from the roof of a skyscraper, filming the most anticipated event of the year: the wedding of the Grim Reaper and the Reapress. They exchanged vows of "invisible threat control" while a dancing xenophobic xylophone provided the music.
However, the party was crashed by a Giant Plushy Octopus looking for hugs and a "Slip and Fall Droidbot" seeking a lawsuit settlement. In the corner, Holly Bitcoin gave tap dance lessons to a singing pickle, while a group of mushroom soldiers set up tents inside a refrigerator’s cooling system to escape the heat.
The Final Stitch
As the clock struck midnight on March 8, 2026, the digital world began to "URL barf." Google Meet was exposing phone numbers, and the #DreamTrackAI was telling everyone to "try again tomorrow."
The chaos finally settled into a quiet, bizarre peace. A Jack Rabbit and a Skunk shared a moment in the woods, and a single claymation blue bird tucked its family into a nest made of crochet scrap yarn. The world was a mess of unredacted reports, stuck cruise controls, and singing rainbows—but as the Star and Hammer cartoon faded to black, one thing was clear: nobody was above the law, but everyone was definitely above the limit for weirdness.
The scene opens on a high-stakes, high-altitude pursuit. Jack, a lanky cartoon cat with whiskers that twitch like radio antennas, is dangling from a vine. Hammer, a stout mouse wearing a tiny tool belt, is standing on Jack’s head, squinting through a pair of brass binoculars.
"Target sighted," Hammer squeaked, pointing a tiny paw toward the horizon. "And he’s moving fast."
Zip-lining across the triple-canopy rainforest at a reckless velocity was Avocado. He wasn't just a fruit; he was a daredevil with a pit of pure adrenaline. Wearing tiny goggles and a GoPro strapped to his pebbly green skin, Avocado let out a high-pitched, "WEEEEEEEE!" as he blurred past a troop of confused howler monkeys.
The Chase is On
Jack didn't have a zip-line, but he did have cartoon physics. He grabbed a passing toucan by the feet, and with a rhythmic "Bang! Bang!" of Hammer’s literal mallet against a hollow log to create a beat, they swung into the sky.
"We need to intercept him before he hits the Cloud Forest!" Hammer shouted over the wind. "If he zips into the 'Modern Crochet' sector, we'll lose him in the yarn fog!"
The Obstacles:
- The Sourdough Rapids: A river of fermented dough they had to skip across.
- The Giant Plushy Octopus: A sentient obstacle that tried to hug them mid-air.
- The Interior Microwave Team: A group of trolls in tin foil hats who were trying to "inspect" the jungle for grease fires.
The Final Stretch
Avocado was gaining speed, his pit humming like a drone motor. He was headed straight for a transitional train scene—a steam engine locomotive puffing purple smoke across a trestle bridge.
"Now, Jack! Use the yarn smudging technique!" Hammer commanded.
Jack pulled a scrap of neon-pink crochet string from his pocket. With the grace of a Vaudeville performer defying gravity, he whipped the string forward. It looped around Avocado’s stem just as the fruit was about to clear the canopy.
ZIP—THWIP—BOING!
The tension on the crochet line acted like a bungee cord. Avocado didn't crash; he performed a perfect, mid-air 360-degree flip, his tiny goggles fogging up with joy.
The Landing
They all tumbled onto a soft mossy log near a Box Turtle who was busy falling in love with an Armadillo. Avocado bounced twice, his GoPro still recording the whole "Brainrot" investigation.
"Why were you running?" Jack panted, his fur standing up in static-electrified tufts.
Avocado adjusted his goggles and looked at them with wide, watery eyes. "Running? I wasn't running. I was just trying to get to the Holly Bitcoin Tap Dance Lessons before the early bird special ended."
Hammer looked at Jack. Jack looked at the Armadillo.
"Well," Hammer sighed, putting his mallet back in his belt. "At least we got the footage. This is going to kill on #DreamTrackAI."
| VLq-x3ou19E | untitled |
|---|---|
| 0TMbRWk4WjI | The making of Jack and Hammer, cartoon cat and mouse, bang |
| 27LTuniln4k | untitled |
| r384VZLXu3A | It's go time with Grandma and hot grits in the ring |
| Ttbtm4D_gWo | pole vault remix |
| hxicWioIX38 | How to take the loose end of crochet stitch, put it over the main strand, fold loop |
| _Tn8GDwQxAU | Police officer can't stop car due to cruise control being stuck #crazycars #carwars |
| HIXe_nKGXwA | Untitled Help I can't put my foot in a shoe without a hole in the shoe |
| SbURuV-AfKw | Untitled Magical crochet gargoyle quitter I Quit doodle art animation |
| wXRoZkjgg1Y | pingrok Being hold off in an ambulance |
| Ws8yubqGV9k | Join the National Guard. |
| Y42d9L-TPl4 | Untitled You U Ewe and I, eye aye have gone on a date a couple of times haven't we? |
| UK9nCeVtutU | Untitled door dash ambulance Authorized official shambulance services |
| s0zhJiIvVI4 | How to skip one crochet, stitch and count to 3 #moderncrochet #beginners |
| 6rfXhtSP5xk | Cuddlefish jellyfish love at first sight in the ocean, prairie of plankton. |
| LGU4J83SAxs | Green avocado goes zip lining A top the forest canopy Wee |
| arAPCXGIWCs | Untitled Hapoy Jake Patrick Wesley Day |
| jS4zJkPKeY8 | Untitled I love ❤️ you Singing pickle |
| qzs14JC3VUY | Holly Bitcoin Tap Dance Lessons |
| PzLApGgcrDw | Unlisted cat Video Bob chicken Crane |
| ZSNHIl-H_YA | Trolls in tin foil hats Following.\n The microwave team That looks like fun |
| cK5lfQtYRL0 | Ma.\n King a crochet larger one, 2, 3, Stitching.\n A square. Basic beginner, crafting. |
| iao2E0zcS0Y | The life of bug, Mushroom soldiers set up tents inside of refrigerator cooling system #theoutcasts |
| jsnY8MNuZ34 | Best cooling system on the planet fixed by maintenance refrigerator repair #applianceexperts |
| _UGblsuJUnw | My artificial intelligence tool on YouTube is really popular, it's telling me to try again tomorrow. |
| 5VYC607cWVw | #DreamTrackAI pretty little baby, wiggle loves give me |
| WWB1d8vomoI | Gorilla vs Laughing cactus toy |
| 8kKjbmBxytA | Hippopotamus manatee love at first sight |
| UuRPSEgUONw | Untitled Sunshine smiles, fluffy ponies Singing rainbow |
| MuaLc-TsHb8 | unlisted can't touch this |
| Oh1h3EYHT6w | The interior microwave, preventive maintenance checks and services team Inspections |
| qytG5WJmjH0 | Me police officer and best friend interrogate a hairball #brainrot very bizarre investigation |
| aqgdVA9zh90 | Jack McAuley Doggy Day Care |
| 1hJy1EeMquw | Unlisted Unclassified |
| zMfSaHTThaE | How To freeform crochet flower 🌼 #doodle |
| dKb1qRc3o9o | yeti best friend and cactus doing winter dance ballet in snow |
| hKynH3bUS1s | Dairy cow and Buffalo love at first sight on the prairie |
| CxNKsmayhGY | Crochet string scrap 🪹 nest for baby birds |
| nDzxUT-XaqY | Untitled Steam Engine LocomotiveTrain transitional scene |
| GQGUaP3GCH8 | Geminisyria Cooking Pizza in outdoor Stone fire pit with Trollba |
| Avz8V3n_GMg | The airplane pilot has left the cockpit and is fixing a sewer leak in the bathroom. #squawkbox |
| tpOQC0ZO2Qs | The making of cartoon Jack and Doodle Fire Rescue Airplane |
| J2QnlZxfPDE | Unlisted |
| zO11ZBlTuk0 | untitled cat reflections |
| vxy39kHdeYo | Grim Reaper CEO It's my panel and you will respect me, Administrative desk job clerk opening |
| 82j_JU_L2Hg | When space force attends a retirement party for National Guard, Major Foughcup |
| Q3gfpuOd1tU | I've tried to like people. I really have, and then they start talking and breathing And stuff |
| dA7Hm9ZCG3Q | Divorce attorney Request 4% inflation alimony from divorce judge For ex, wife, survival |
| W20EkPyA8h4 | Untitled pointing to the sky pose |
| U6hhfz3YXyg | untitled |
| EMsniptQwao | Out of control ambulance in the middle of the interstate Off key sirens #emsweek |
| O2CdiQDAgOw | Me running through under water transpatent cables in the ocean with emoji balls |
| m_UBIWxyKjc | Gerbils and mice scratching a record |
| kzE4Z4gWIgQ | Untitled working with grown men in the corn 🌽 |
| tpWdK6sqUd0 | Grim reaper and best friend crash a stadium concert giving tourists a tour Through the arena. |
| DrMa2hwb6Ts | Untitled Below river window displays local attraction |
| Q02wFzUWqq4 | The Curiosity Hook: The making of Jack Star and Hammer Cartoon |
| ICFUxXR_hBA | Jack Rabbit Skunk Love in the woods |
| 9KZe4RnXfOA | Armadillo box turtle love near fern moss log deep in the forest. |
| FqthJO69_oA | County Sheriff helicopter pilot gives command code to GPS AI- "Accel UR L8 twerk" #quadcopters |
| BL6RojCX47Q | She didnt just dance, she defied gravity, vaudeville big band era |
| lrhNN8WfdVY | Tarnished copper green armadillo drone takes flight |
| Nop7msLpFbo | Ice Police arrest Oticfyptokmiss Rodriguez during building ladder escape |
| VfgRh7Ihu_8 | Police arrest trollGPTchat |
| tfiQpdf9xuE | untitled |
| ceU9T6Y--C8 | Slip and Fall Droidbot Doggabuls Synergy Drink TransOracle Lipplate lawsuite Zoroke partner |
| NstJxUjDXOg | Untitled unitard, yoga tree pose |
| Zx6BBFXOXmE | My GPS says I was doing 55 miles an hour, Stubborn Hard-headed police officer Traffic stop |
| oopFOTBwRKA | How to use yarn as a blending tool for smudging, Transitioning Pencil pen drawings. Art Sketch Tip |
| FkjnyVeY-Mk | Unlisted Partial Unredacted Committee on Judiciary Jack Smith Report |
| i_naFvEeaP8 | The vacuum hose vent safety cleaning drone To reach high places inside the home Prevent slip fall |
| 8EepbpHH5gs | Google's clients are having a URL barf 403 error #remotejobs #sidehustle |
| 9OxrKTj2p-Y | March 8, 2026 |
| hqyDrKMckmA | CPU central processing unit green energy HVAC BOILER room cleaning maintenance |
| iS6iZjXv8Ok | The claymation cartoon story of spaghetti and noodle, the Blue Bird family Nest |
| 7zT96UKY9yY | Surrender Burart |
| S-fYKAxS22Y | Security alert US embassy Doha, Shelter in place, Travel advisory To avoid region Recommend |
| wXMNDNyadOY | Untitled Books: My husband John is a Senator Kennedy |
| bGrUFNfeOBo | Man wins Presidential Medal of Freedom for missing the woman He dated and ex. Husband |
| M7h1tuBSAaU | No love anticipated from Chicago windy city or Detroit 8 miles, Eminem burn #seo |
| bjdsRjfinfM | How to crochet a free form star Random stitches and more 10LightStar01 is live! |
| 8U1Yd92_9Tk | Mirror Love Bird |
| RXg88dMgxf0 | The dancing xenophobic xylophones, World stage collaboration |
| C2JpWEjuXB4 | Happy Valentines Day from crochet Pup stitch |
| p5qNmwVz2d8 | Google Meet calling replacing (legacy) Duo Exposes your phone number and email |
| Ln_4tmLAMSY | Would a woman hire male lawyer knowing that he had cheated on his wife? #divorcelaw #divorcelawyer |
| a9IGBuS2a-E | Logmei silly hairball dance |
| boavDBvWgjs | Flashing police car drone lifts off from a top of very tall roof of a skyscraper. |
| jr_Yfh3y78c | He set the country backwards with his domestic violent attitude with physical abuse towards me |
| WpBEkq0gPWw | Untitled Remix |
| gPtMY579pjQ | This guy is admitting he's purposely manipulating people by playing dumb frauds & scam |
| KzvNCrlxa8s | Giant plushy octopus hugs couple |
| -pmCMnQut-E | Police arrest ogoniff sleeping on mailbox Dropbox #firstamendment #DreamScreenAI #aperturefoundation |
| CKYUeWHFczo | Lock him up , - No one is above the law |
| 9pFR8UEBsxw | The first steps, and last steps are not needed for the crochet heart pattern |
| PzdL5mn0Baw | The blossoming love of the 2 colored people, He loves his wife so very much |
| pMFd1mZiJRk | Grim Reaper & Reapress Get married, Do you abide by invisible threats control According to his rules |
| n4nf4bB-Jo8 | When active duty military shows up to the space force |
| EYLww4NNraI | Was this a mistake? Remembering the old spark, Caring For an abuser |
Did Bitcoin's reaction to the BOJ rate hike show growing market maturity?
The Bank of Japan raised rates to 1%, the highest level in decades, yet Bitcoin's reaction appeared relatively limited compared to what many expected.
Does this suggest that Bitcoin is becoming more resilient to major macroeconomic events or is it too early to draw that conclusion?
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https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1u7khsd
Monday, June 15, 2026
Stick figure drawing doodles 10LightStar01 is live!
Stick figure drawing doodles 10LightStar01 is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq9CwopUH1s
This is a fever dream of a digital age—a sprawling, surrealist tapestry where crochet patterns meet high-speed police chases, and the Grim Reaper is just another guy trying to manage an office.
Here is the story of The Day the Grid Glitched.
The Morning Shift
The day began in a flurry of #ModernCrochet and chaos. At the local craft guild, a "Magical Crochet Gargoyle Quitter" was throwing in the towel, leaving behind a trail of freeform stars and loose ends. Meanwhile, in the corporate underworld, the Grim Reaper CEO adjusted his tie at his administrative desk. "It’s my panel," he hissed to a room of trembling interns, "and you will respect the filing system."
Outside, the physical world was losing its grip on reality. A green avocado was spotted zip-lining across the forest canopy, screaming "Wee!" while a dairy cow and a buffalo experienced love at first sight on the prairie. It was beautiful, until the "Authorized Official Shambulance" sped by with off-key sirens, driven by a DoorDash driver who had clearly taken a wrong turn at the interstate.
The Midday Madness
By noon, the legal system was buckling. A divorce attorney was arguing for a 4% inflation alimony increase, while a stubborn police officer attempted to ticket a driver for doing 55 mph, despite the driver’s GPS claiming otherwise.
In the skies, things weren't much better. An airplane pilot abandoned the cockpit—not because of an emergency, but to fix a sewer leak in the bathroom. This left the County Sheriff’s helicopter pilot to pick up the slack, shouting the command code "Accel UR L8 twerk" into his AI navigator.
Back on the ground, the "Microwave Preventive Maintenance Team" (composed entirely of trolls in tin foil hats) was conducting a rigorous inspection of a breakroom, while nearby, a police officer and his best friend were formally interrogating a hairball.
The Evening Gala
As the sun set, a tarnished copper green armadillo drone took flight from the roof of a skyscraper, filming the most anticipated event of the year: the wedding of the Grim Reaper and the Reapress. They exchanged vows of "invisible threat control" while a dancing xenophobic xylophone provided the music.
However, the party was crashed by a Giant Plushy Octopus looking for hugs and a "Slip and Fall Droidbot" seeking a lawsuit settlement. In the corner, Holly Bitcoin gave tap dance lessons to a singing pickle, while a group of mushroom soldiers set up tents inside a refrigerator’s cooling system to escape the heat.
The Final Stitch
As the clock struck midnight on March 8, 2026, the digital world began to "URL barf." Google Meet was exposing phone numbers, and the #DreamTrackAI was telling everyone to "try again tomorrow."
The chaos finally settled into a quiet, bizarre peace. A Jack Rabbit and a Skunk shared a moment in the woods, and a single claymation blue bird tucked its family into a nest made of crochet scrap yarn. The world was a mess of unredacted reports, stuck cruise controls, and singing rainbows—but as the Star and Hammer cartoon faded to black, one thing was clear: nobody was above the law, but everyone was definitely above the limit for weirdness.
The scene opens on a high-stakes, high-altitude pursuit. Jack, a lanky cartoon cat with whiskers that twitch like radio antennas, is dangling from a vine. Hammer, a stout mouse wearing a tiny tool belt, is standing on Jack’s head, squinting through a pair of brass binoculars.
"Target sighted," Hammer squeaked, pointing a tiny paw toward the horizon. "And he’s moving fast."
Zip-lining across the triple-canopy rainforest at a reckless velocity was Avocado. He wasn't just a fruit; he was a daredevil with a pit of pure adrenaline. Wearing tiny goggles and a GoPro strapped to his pebbly green skin, Avocado let out a high-pitched, "WEEEEEEEE!" as he blurred past a troop of confused howler monkeys.
The Chase is On
Jack didn't have a zip-line, but he did have cartoon physics. He grabbed a passing toucan by the feet, and with a rhythmic "Bang! Bang!" of Hammer’s literal mallet against a hollow log to create a beat, they swung into the sky.
"We need to intercept him before he hits the Cloud Forest!" Hammer shouted over the wind. "If he zips into the 'Modern Crochet' sector, we'll lose him in the yarn fog!"
The Obstacles:
- The Sourdough Rapids: A river of fermented dough they had to skip across.
- The Giant Plushy Octopus: A sentient obstacle that tried to hug them mid-air.
- The Interior Microwave Team: A group of trolls in tin foil hats who were trying to "inspect" the jungle for grease fires.
The Final Stretch
Avocado was gaining speed, his pit humming like a drone motor. He was headed straight for a transitional train scene—a steam engine locomotive puffing purple smoke across a trestle bridge.
"Now, Jack! Use the yarn smudging technique!" Hammer commanded.
Jack pulled a scrap of neon-pink crochet string from his pocket. With the grace of a Vaudeville performer defying gravity, he whipped the string forward. It looped around Avocado’s stem just as the fruit was about to clear the canopy.
ZIP—THWIP—BOING!
The tension on the crochet line acted like a bungee cord. Avocado didn't crash; he performed a perfect, mid-air 360-degree flip, his tiny goggles fogging up with joy.
The Landing
They all tumbled onto a soft mossy log near a Box Turtle who was busy falling in love with an Armadillo. Avocado bounced twice, his GoPro still recording the whole "Brainrot" investigation.
"Why were you running?" Jack panted, his fur standing up in static-electrified tufts.
Avocado adjusted his goggles and looked at them with wide, watery eyes. "Running? I wasn't running. I was just trying to get to the Holly Bitcoin Tap Dance Lessons before the early bird special ended."
Hammer looked at Jack. Jack looked at the Armadillo.
"Well," Hammer sighed, putting his mallet back in his belt. "At least we got the footage. This is going to kill on #DreamTrackAI."
| VLq-x3ou19E | untitled |
|---|---|
| 0TMbRWk4WjI | The making of Jack and Hammer, cartoon cat and mouse, bang |
| 27LTuniln4k | untitled |
| r384VZLXu3A | It's go time with Grandma and hot grits in the ring |
| Ttbtm4D_gWo | pole vault remix |
| hxicWioIX38 | How to take the loose end of crochet stitch, put it over the main strand, fold loop |
| _Tn8GDwQxAU | Police officer can't stop car due to cruise control being stuck #crazycars #carwars |
| HIXe_nKGXwA | Untitled Help I can't put my foot in a shoe without a hole in the shoe |
| SbURuV-AfKw | Untitled Magical crochet gargoyle quitter I Quit doodle art animation |
| wXRoZkjgg1Y | pingrok Being hold off in an ambulance |
| Ws8yubqGV9k | Join the National Guard. |
| Y42d9L-TPl4 | Untitled You U Ewe and I, eye aye have gone on a date a couple of times haven't we? |
| UK9nCeVtutU | Untitled door dash ambulance Authorized official shambulance services |
| s0zhJiIvVI4 | How to skip one crochet, stitch and count to 3 #moderncrochet #beginners |
| 6rfXhtSP5xk | Cuddlefish jellyfish love at first sight in the ocean, prairie of plankton. |
| LGU4J83SAxs | Green avocado goes zip lining A top the forest canopy Wee |
| arAPCXGIWCs | Untitled Hapoy Jake Patrick Wesley Day |
| jS4zJkPKeY8 | Untitled I love ❤️ you Singing pickle |
| qzs14JC3VUY | Holly Bitcoin Tap Dance Lessons |
| PzLApGgcrDw | Unlisted cat Video Bob chicken Crane |
| ZSNHIl-H_YA | Trolls in tin foil hats Following.\n The microwave team That looks like fun |
| cK5lfQtYRL0 | Ma.\n King a crochet larger one, 2, 3, Stitching.\n A square. Basic beginner, crafting. |
| iao2E0zcS0Y | The life of bug, Mushroom soldiers set up tents inside of refrigerator cooling system #theoutcasts |
| jsnY8MNuZ34 | Best cooling system on the planet fixed by maintenance refrigerator repair #applianceexperts |
| _UGblsuJUnw | My artificial intelligence tool on YouTube is really popular, it's telling me to try again tomorrow. |
| 5VYC607cWVw | #DreamTrackAI pretty little baby, wiggle loves give me |
| WWB1d8vomoI | Gorilla vs Laughing cactus toy |
| 8kKjbmBxytA | Hippopotamus manatee love at first sight |
| UuRPSEgUONw | Untitled Sunshine smiles, fluffy ponies Singing rainbow |
| MuaLc-TsHb8 | unlisted can't touch this |
| Oh1h3EYHT6w | The interior microwave, preventive maintenance checks and services team Inspections |
| qytG5WJmjH0 | Me police officer and best friend interrogate a hairball #brainrot very bizarre investigation |
| aqgdVA9zh90 | Jack McAuley Doggy Day Care |
| 1hJy1EeMquw | Unlisted Unclassified |
| zMfSaHTThaE | How To freeform crochet flower 🌼 #doodle |
| dKb1qRc3o9o | yeti best friend and cactus doing winter dance ballet in snow |
| hKynH3bUS1s | Dairy cow and Buffalo love at first sight on the prairie |
| CxNKsmayhGY | Crochet string scrap 🪹 nest for baby birds |
| nDzxUT-XaqY | Untitled Steam Engine LocomotiveTrain transitional scene |
| GQGUaP3GCH8 | Geminisyria Cooking Pizza in outdoor Stone fire pit with Trollba |
| Avz8V3n_GMg | The airplane pilot has left the cockpit and is fixing a sewer leak in the bathroom. #squawkbox |
| tpOQC0ZO2Qs | The making of cartoon Jack and Doodle Fire Rescue Airplane |
| J2QnlZxfPDE | Unlisted |
| zO11ZBlTuk0 | untitled cat reflections |
| vxy39kHdeYo | Grim Reaper CEO It's my panel and you will respect me, Administrative desk job clerk opening |
| 82j_JU_L2Hg | When space force attends a retirement party for National Guard, Major Foughcup |
| Q3gfpuOd1tU | I've tried to like people. I really have, and then they start talking and breathing And stuff |
| dA7Hm9ZCG3Q | Divorce attorney Request 4% inflation alimony from divorce judge For ex, wife, survival |
| W20EkPyA8h4 | Untitled pointing to the sky pose |
| U6hhfz3YXyg | untitled |
| EMsniptQwao | Out of control ambulance in the middle of the interstate Off key sirens #emsweek |
| O2CdiQDAgOw | Me running through under water transpatent cables in the ocean with emoji balls |
| m_UBIWxyKjc | Gerbils and mice scratching a record |
| kzE4Z4gWIgQ | Untitled working with grown men in the corn 🌽 |
| tpWdK6sqUd0 | Grim reaper and best friend crash a stadium concert giving tourists a tour Through the arena. |
| DrMa2hwb6Ts | Untitled Below river window displays local attraction |
| Q02wFzUWqq4 | The Curiosity Hook: The making of Jack Star and Hammer Cartoon |
| ICFUxXR_hBA | Jack Rabbit Skunk Love in the woods |
| 9KZe4RnXfOA | Armadillo box turtle love near fern moss log deep in the forest. |
| FqthJO69_oA | County Sheriff helicopter pilot gives command code to GPS AI- "Accel UR L8 twerk" #quadcopters |
| BL6RojCX47Q | She didnt just dance, she defied gravity, vaudeville big band era |
| lrhNN8WfdVY | Tarnished copper green armadillo drone takes flight |
| Nop7msLpFbo | Ice Police arrest Oticfyptokmiss Rodriguez during building ladder escape |
| VfgRh7Ihu_8 | Police arrest trollGPTchat |
| tfiQpdf9xuE | untitled |
| ceU9T6Y--C8 | Slip and Fall Droidbot Doggabuls Synergy Drink TransOracle Lipplate lawsuite Zoroke partner |
| NstJxUjDXOg | Untitled unitard, yoga tree pose |
| Zx6BBFXOXmE | My GPS says I was doing 55 miles an hour, Stubborn Hard-headed police officer Traffic stop |
| oopFOTBwRKA | How to use yarn as a blending tool for smudging, Transitioning Pencil pen drawings. Art Sketch Tip |
| FkjnyVeY-Mk | Unlisted Partial Unredacted Committee on Judiciary Jack Smith Report |
| i_naFvEeaP8 | The vacuum hose vent safety cleaning drone To reach high places inside the home Prevent slip fall |
| 8EepbpHH5gs | Google's clients are having a URL barf 403 error #remotejobs #sidehustle |
| 9OxrKTj2p-Y | March 8, 2026 |
| hqyDrKMckmA | CPU central processing unit green energy HVAC BOILER room cleaning maintenance |
| iS6iZjXv8Ok | The claymation cartoon story of spaghetti and noodle, the Blue Bird family Nest |
| 7zT96UKY9yY | Surrender Burart |
| S-fYKAxS22Y | Security alert US embassy Doha, Shelter in place, Travel advisory To avoid region Recommend |
| wXMNDNyadOY | Untitled Books: My husband John is a Senator Kennedy |
| bGrUFNfeOBo | Man wins Presidential Medal of Freedom for missing the woman He dated and ex. Husband |
| M7h1tuBSAaU | No love anticipated from Chicago windy city or Detroit 8 miles, Eminem burn #seo |
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Fox Corporation (FOX)
Performance Overview
1D Change: -15.22%
5D Change: -17.22%
News Volume: 158
Unusual Volume Factor: 18x
Fox Acquires Roku for $22 Billion in Major Streaming Push as Stock Plunges
Fox Corporation announced Monday it will acquire streaming platform Roku in a $22 billion cash-and-stock deal, marking a significant bet on the company's digital transformation. Under the terms, Roku shareholders will receive $160 per share—$96 in cash plus 0.9693 Fox Class A shares—resulting in Fox shareholders owning 73% of the combined entity and Roku shareholders holding 27%. The acquisition, expected to close in the first half of the year, will be financed through $12 billion in bridge financing from Morgan Stanley, resulting in approximately 2.8x pro forma net leverage. Fox anticipates roughly $400 million in annual cost synergies from the combination. Fox CEO Lachlan Murdoch called the deal "a defining moment" for the company, positioning it to combine Fox's sports and news programming with Roku's leading streaming platform as audiences increasingly shift online. The merger aims to create what executives describe as a "next-generation media" powerhouse that could rival Netflix and Disney in scale. However, Wall Street reacted negatively to the announcement. Fox shares tumbled more than 15%, hitting a 52-week low of $48.34 and marking what could be the stock's worst single-day performance on record. Multiple analysts downgraded their ratings, with William Blair and Jefferies both cutting their assessments of Roku following the deal announcement, while Barclays lowered its Fox price target from $67 to $60. The market's skepticism centers on questions about the strategic rationale and valuation. Roku shares also declined despite the premium offer, suggesting investor concerns about deal execution and integration challenges. The transaction represents Fox's aggressive move to secure distribution and control in the streaming ecosystem, shifting from content creation to platform ownership. According to reports, the deal came together rapidly over recent weeks, combining Fox's live programming strength with Roku's connected-TV infrastructure and advertising capabilities. : Fox Acquires Roku for $22 Billion in Major Streaming Push as Stock Plunges
Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (SPCX)
Performance Overview
1D Change: 19.53%
5D Change: 772.87%
News Volume: 71
Unusual Volume Factor: 18x
SpaceX Surges 20% in Second Trading Day, Pushing Valuation Above $2.3 Trillion as Musk Becomes First Trillionaire
SpaceX shares extended their historic rally on Monday, climbing over 20% to close at $192.53 and adding $412 billion in market value during the session. The company's market capitalization now exceeds $2.3 trillion, making it one of the world's top six companies by market cap just days after its record-breaking initial public offering. The IPO raised $85.7 billion after underwriters fully exercised their overallotment option, purchasing an additional 83.33 million shares. SpaceX priced at $135 per share, debuted at $150, and closed its first session at $160.95, valuing the company at approximately $2.1 trillion. Trading volume surpassed that of Apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Meta, and Google combined. The debut made Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire, surpassing the inflation-adjusted wealth of J.D. Rockefeller. Billionaire investor Ron Baron purchased $1 billion of shares in the IPO, bringing his total stake to $25 billion. Baron praised Musk as being at least ten years ahead of competitors in satellite and rocket manufacturing. Musk projected SpaceX could generate $1 trillion in revenue by 2030, calling the company's current valuation comparable to valuing the internet in 1995. However, analysts remain divided on the valuation. Sequoia's Shaun Maguire sees an NVIDIA-like future and vows never to sell, while Lynx Equity suggests investing in semiconductor suppliers like NVIDIA, Lam Research, and ASML as a smarter play. Mark Zandi warned of a massive threat to AI optimism, and Direxion's CEO noted the valuation is sentiment-driven with risks if investors demand cash flows. The IPO sparked a wave of derivative products, with multiple firms launching leveraged ETFs including 2x long and 2x short funds. Jim Cramer suggested the debut could open doors for AI-related offerings from OpenAI and Anthropic. Dan Ives called it a Goldilocks outcome signaling green light for future tech IPOs. Space sector stocks showed mixed reactions, with Rocket Lab and Firefly receiving upgrades while Virgin Galactic declined 4%. Analysts noted retail investors face tighter flipping restrictions than institutional funds. Senator Adam Schiff criticized what he termed a corrupt system following Musk's trillionaire status. ## Assistant Headline: SpaceX Surges 20 Percent in Second Trading Day, Pushing Valuation Above 2.3 Trillion as Musk Becomes First Trillionaire Summary: SpaceX shares extended their historic rally on Monday, climbing over 20 percent to close at 192.53 dollars and adding 412 billion dollars in market value during the session. The company's market capitalization now exceeds 2.3 trillion dollars, making it one of the world's top six companies by market cap just days after its record-breaking initial public offering. The IPO raised 85.7 billion dollars after underwriters fully exercised their overallotment option, purchasing an additional 83.33 million shares. SpaceX priced at 135 dollars per share, debuted at 150 dollars, and closed its first session at 160.95 dollars, valuing the company at approximately 2.1 trillion dollars. Trading volume surpassed that of Apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Meta, and Google combined. The debut made Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire, surpassing the inflation-adjusted wealth of J.D. Rockefeller. Billionaire investor Ron Baron purchased 1 billion dollars of shares in the IPO, bringing his total stake to 25 billion dollars. Baron praised Musk as being at least ten years ahead of competitors in satellite and rocket manufacturing. Musk projected SpaceX could generate 1 trillion dollars in revenue by 2030, calling the company's current valuation comparable to valuing the internet in 1995. However, analysts remain divided on the valuation. Sequoia's Shaun Maguire sees an NVIDIA-like future and vows never to sell, while Lynx Equity suggests investing in semiconductor suppliers like NVIDIA, Lam Research, and ASML as a smarter play. Mark Zandi warned of a massive threat to AI optimism, and Direxion's CEO noted the valuation is sentiment-driven with risks if investors demand cash flows. The IPO sparked a wave of derivative products, with multiple firms launching leveraged ETFs including 2x long and 2x short funds. Jim Cramer suggested the debut could open doors for AI-related offerings from OpenAI and Anthropic. Dan Ives called it a Goldilocks outcome signaling green light for future tech IPOs. Space sector stocks showed mixed reactions, with Rocket Lab and Firefly receiving upgrades while Virgin Galactic declined 4 percent. Analysts noted retail investors face tighter flipping restrictions than institutional funds. Senator Adam Schiff criticized what he termed a corrupt system following Musk's trillionaire status.
Fox Corporation (FOXA)
Performance Overview
1D Change: -16.83%
5D Change: -18.78%
News Volume: 45
Unusual Volume Factor: 22x
Fox Corporation Acquires Roku for $22 Billion as Stock Plunges on Streaming Bet
Fox Corporation announced Monday it will acquire streaming platform Roku in a cash-and-stock deal valued at approximately $22 billion, marking a major consolidation in the connected TV space. The acquisition, priced at $160 per share, aims to combine Fox's sports and news programming with Roku's leading streaming platform as audiences continue shifting online. The market reaction was sharply negative for Fox, with shares falling nearly 10 percent in premarket trading and heading toward their worst single-day decline on record. S&P 500 futures rose overall, but Fox lagged significantly. Roku shares showed mixed movement, initially stabilizing before declining later in the session. Wall Street analysts offered cautious assessments of the deal. Evercore ISI called the acquisition logical, while UBS maintained a neutral rating. Barclays lowered its Fox price target from $67 to $60, though still seeing 9 percent upside potential. The transaction represents Fox's aggressive push into streaming distribution, betting that owning both content and platform infrastructure will strengthen its competitive position in the evolving media landscape. The deal underscores continued consolidation among traditional media companies seeking digital transformation.
Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN)
Performance Overview
1D Change: 3.16%
5D Change: 0.36%
Trump Administration Blocks Foreign Access to Anthropic AI Models, Sparking Global Backlash and Amazon Stock Gains
The Trump administration ordered Anthropic to restrict foreign access to its most advanced AI models, Fable 5 and Mythos 5, citing national security concerns over potential diversion to foreign military intelligence users. Commerce Secretary Lutnick sent a letter to Anthropic flagging these risks, prompting the company to disable the models entirely to ensure compliance. Anthropic executives met with administration officials Monday to resolve the dispute, with White House officials stating the company "came to every fork in the road and took the wrong fork." The restrictions triggered international criticism. The EU called the move discriminatory against partners and began evaluating implications, while Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney warned against over-reliance on American AI providers. More than 50 cybersecurity leaders, including former Facebook CSO Alex Stamos and figures from Nvidia and Adobe, urged the administration to reverse the decision, arguing it weakens defenders more than attackers. The directive set off market reactions across the AI sector. Chinese AI company Zhipu surged 33 percent as Wall Street raised bets on alternatives to restricted American models. Decentralized AI tokens rallied, with Bittensor jumping 28 percent. European officials revived calls for AI sovereignty, with the restrictions exposing the continent's dependence on US providers. Anthropic faced additional challenges as a customer filed a proposed class action lawsuit in Northern District of California alleging the company oversold usage limits on its premium Claude subscription plans priced at 100 and 200 dollars monthly. The plaintiff demanded reimbursement for customers who did not receive promised value. Amazon announced plans to invest several billion dollars in a Missouri data center campus in Montgomery County, creating over 400 full-time jobs and thousands of construction positions. The project includes commitments to reduce water usage by 100 million gallons annually and over 7 million dollars in community support. Amazon stock gained 3 percent on the news, contributing to a nearly 550 point rise in the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Amazon is a major investor in Anthropic with 8 billion dollars committed to the AI startup.
Meta Platforms, Inc. (META)
Performance Overview
1D Change: 4.73%
5D Change: 1.41%
Meta Rebounds on AI Product Launch as Company Navigates Regulatory Pressures and Strategic Shifts
Meta Platforms shares rose Monday, ending a six-session losing streak, as the company introduced new AI-powered tools for Facebook including an "AI Mode" search feature that analysts estimate could generate $10 billion in annual revenue. The stock gained 1.5% in premarket trading alongside other Magnificent Seven tech stocks. The rally comes amid significant corporate restructuring, as Meta completed its operational split from Manus and unwound a $2 billion deal, effectively closing what Bloomberg described as a "Singapore loophole" for AI companies. The move adds to scrutiny of Meta's $14 billion AI investment, which faces mounting pressure to deliver tangible results. Regulatory challenges are mounting on multiple fronts. The UK announced plans to ban social media access for users under 16, though analysts suggest the policy poses minimal risk to Meta's business model given enforcement difficulties. Separately, President Trump threatened 100% tariffs on French wine unless France drops its digital services tax on American tech companies including Meta, Amazon, and Apple. The broader AI regulatory landscape grew more complex as the Trump administration ordered Anthropic to restrict access to its advanced Mythos model citing national security concerns. Former Facebook Chief Security Officer Alex Stamos led cybersecurity experts in urging reversal of the restrictions, arguing they harm defenders more than attackers. Investor sentiment appears divided. Multiple analyses highlighted Meta's valuation gap compared to peers, with some calling it "hard to ignore" and suggesting it represents the "best time to buy." JPMorgan projected further gains for Magnificent Seven stocks despite concentration risks. However, Meta has been the weakest performer in the group this year, with shares down nearly 30% from 2025 highs to $566, erasing approximately $31 billion from Mark Zuckerberg's net worth. Institutional investors showed mixed activity, with some funds reducing positions while others increased stakes. Reports also surfaced describing Meta's AI unit as plagued by a "toxic mix of chaos and drudgery," creating what employees characterized as a "soul-crushing" work environment.
Truist Financial Corporation (TFC)
Performance Overview
1D Change: -6.15%
5D Change: -0.74%
Truist Names Fiserv's Michael Lyons as Next CEO; Securities Division Issues Multiple Stock Upgrades
Truist Financial announced Michael Lyons, currently CEO of Fiserv, will become its next president and CEO effective September, succeeding retiring Bill Rogers. The leadership transition aims to boost performance at the regional bank, which received an Overweight rating from Stephens with 19% upside potential. Separately, Truist Securities was active in equity research, upgrading Datadog to Buy from Hold with a price target increase to $300 from $190, citing 30% upside and continued momentum. The firm also raised price targets on Callaway Golf to $19 on tariff tailwinds and Piedmont Office Realty to $11 on valuation. Additional coverage included reiterating Buy ratings on PACS Group, Clean Harbors, and Aramark, while lowering Cintas's target due to regulatory review delays. Fiserv shares declined following Lyons's departure announcement, with Takis Georgakopoulos named as his replacement.
Corporate Actions Events
Fox Acquires Roku for $22 Billion in Major Streaming Push
Fox is purchasing streaming device maker Roku in a $22 billion deal aimed at accelerating its digital transformation and creating a combined streaming and live content platform, though Fox shares declined on the news.
SpaceX IPO Reaches $85.7 Billion After Underwriters Exercise Overallotment Option
SpaceX's initial public offering raised $85.7 billion after underwriters fully exercised their greenshoe overallotment option, marking the company's largest-ever capital raise and extending record IPO gains.
REITs Declare Dividends as Analysts Compare Real Estate Investment Options for 2026
CT REIT and Choice Properties announced dividend distributions. Investment analysts released comparative assessments of real estate stocks, examining Camden Property versus Invitation Homes, Community Healthcare Trust versus Sabra Health Care, and CBRE versus Newmark for 2026 positioning.
Fixed Income And Interest Rates Events
Nvidia Plans $20 Billion Bond Sale in First High-Grade Offering Since 2021
Nvidia is launching its first investment-grade bond offering in five years, seeking to raise at least $20 billion across seven tranches. The debt sale represents the chipmaker's largest-ever bond issuance, with the offering scheduled for June 15, 2026.
Real Estate Events
REITs Declare Dividends as Analysts Compare Real Estate Investment Options for 2026
CT REIT and Choice Properties announced dividend distributions. Investment analysts released comparative assessments of real estate stocks, examining Camden Property versus Invitation Homes, Community Healthcare Trust versus Sabra Health Care, and CBRE versus Newmark for 2026 positioning.
Technology Events
Semiconductor Stocks Surge as AI Tech Rally Resumes Amid Patent Filings and Storage Deals
Semiconductor stocks rallied this week as the AI technology sector regained momentum. Sharon AI jumped on a 600PB data storage deployment deal, while VisionWave gained following an AI patent application filing. Investors debated AMD's trillion-dollar potential and explored specialized ETFs targeting AI memory and chip manufacturers including Micron, SanDisk, SK Hynix, and Samsung.
Crypto Events
Strategy Acquires 1,587 Bitcoin for $100 Million, Expanding Holdings to 846,842 BTC
Michael Saylor's Strategy deployed $100 million from its USD reserves to purchase 1,587 bitcoin at an average price of $63,024 per coin. The acquisition brings the company's total bitcoin holdings to 846,842 BTC, while maintaining $1.1 billion in USD reserves.
Misc Events
US Homebuilder Sentiment Falls in June on Rising Costs and Southern Weakness
US homebuilder confidence declined more than expected in June, pressured by rising mortgage rates and materials costs, with the South region experiencing a particularly sharp drop in sentiment.
Geopolitics Events
Trump Announces Iran Deal, Strait of Hormuz to Reopen Friday
President Trump declared a deal with Iran "all signed" at the G7 summit, announcing the Strait of Hormuz will fully reopen Friday. The agreement ends months of disruption to one of the world's most critical oil shipping routes.
Sunday, June 14, 2026
Remote Job - Square - Enterprise Account Executive
🧑💻 Level: senior
📌 Location: remote
🌆 City: London, GB
🗓 Type: fullTime
💵 Salary: 0k - 0k GBP (annual)
Description: ## About Square
Since we opened our doors in 2009, the world of commerce has evolved immensely, and so has Square. After enabling anyone to take payments and never miss a sale, we saw sellers stymied by disparate, outmoded products and tools that wouldn't work together.
So we expanded into software and started building integrated, omnichannel solutions – to help sellers sell online, manage inventory, offer buy now, pay later functionality, book appointments, engage loyal buyers, and hire and pay staff. Across it all, we've embedded financial services tools at the point of sale, so merchants can access a business loan and manage their cash flow in one place. Afterpay furthers our goal to provide omnichannel tools that unlock meaningful value and growth, enabling sellers to capture the next generation shopper, increase order sizes, and compete at a larger scale.
Today, we are a partner to sellers of all sizes – large, enterprise-scale businesses with complex operations, sellers just starting, as well as merchants who began selling with Square and have grown larger over time. As our sellers grow, so do our solutions. There is a massive opportunity in front of us. We're building a significant, meaningful, and lasting business, and we are helping sellers worldwide do the same.
The Role
As an Enterprise Account Executive, you'll be the tip of the spear for Square's most strategic, high-value deals. You'll navigate multi-threaded sales cycles with executive stakeholders involving technical integrations and cross-functional alignment. This is a role for a seasoned enterprise seller who owns the full deal lifecycle — from cold outreach to signed contract — and thrives in the complexity that comes with it.
You'll join a high-performing enterprise sales team that is deeply supported and strategically prioritized. Square is making significant investments to bring Square upmarket at scale and enable enterprise sales success. This is a team that operates with rigor, moves with urgency, and takes pride in signing the largest deals for the company.
You Will
Craft and Lead Deal Strategy:
- Develop sophisticated, insight-led sales narratives tailored to client business priorities. You will identify the right entry points, mapping stakeholder influence, and building compelling business cases that create clear ROI.
Own the Full Sales Cycle:
- Manage your pipeline end-to-end with precision — from prospecting and discovery through negotiation and close — qualifying rigorously and driving momentum at every stage without losing sight of the details
Lead Technical, Complex Sales Cycles:
- Partner closely with Solutions Engineering to scope platform requirements and API integrations. Translate deeply technical concepts into language that resonates with executive decision-makers and know when to bring in the right expert at the right moment
Orchestrate Internal Alignment:
- Quarterback cross-functional stakeholders across Finance, Legal, Risk, Product, Solutions Engineering, and Account Management — proactively surfacing blockers, resolving ambiguity, and ensuring everyone is aligned and moving in the same direction
Represent Square at the Highest Level:
- Represent Square in C-suite meetings, on stage at industry conferences, or in working sessions with a prospect's technical team — with executive presence that is polished, credible, and authentic
Build Block's Enterprise Network:
- Represent Square at industry events, trade shows, and networking functions; develop lasting relationships with senior leaders at leading brands and platform partners
Be a Multiplier for the Business:
- Channel the voice of the customer internally to influence product roadmaps and go-to-market strategy; apply AI tools to sharpen your research, automate workflows, and increase your overall output
You Have
- 8+ years of enterprise sales experience, with a track record of closing complex, high-value deals with end-to-end ownership
- Deep experience in technical sales cycles — you're fluent in conversations involving API integrations, custom development, and platform configuration, and you collaborate naturally with Solutions Engineering teams
- A proven ability to orchestrate multi-stakeholder deals — internally and externally — with exceptional communication, follow-through, and organizational discipline
- Executive presence that's equally at home on a conference stage, in a C-suite boardroom, or on a discovery call with a technical champion
- Experience selling a complex ecosystem of SaaS or fintech products, ideally in payments, commerce, or adjacent verticals
- The ability to operate independently in a fast-paced, ambiguous environment — you don't wait to be told what to do next
- A talent for translating complexity into clarity — whether that's simplifying a technical integration for a CFO or structuring an ambiguous problem for an internal stakeholder
- A BA/BS degree or equivalent professional experience
- Willingness to travel ~40%
Why This Role
Square is growing our upmarket sales motion. We've built the infrastructure, the product depth, and the brand credibility to compete at the highest level — and we're accelerating. This role is for someone who wants to be at the center of that momentum: closing deals that matter, building relationships that last, and helping shape what enterprise sales looks like at one of the most consequential companies in commerce
We're working to build a more inclusive economy where our customers have equal access to opportunity, and we strive to live by these same values in building our workplace. Block is a proud equal opportunity employer. We work hard to evaluate all employees and job applicants consistently, based solely on the core competencies required of the role at hand, and without regard to any legally protected class. We believe in being fair, and are committed to an inclusive interview experience, including providing reasonable accommodations to disabled applicants throughout the recruitment process. We encourage applicants to share any needed accommodations with their recruiter, who will treat these requests as confidentially as possible.
Want to learn more about what we're doing to build an inclusive workplace? Check out our Inclusion & Diversity page
Application Guidelines
- Candidates may submit up to 9 active applications within a 60-day period.
- Reapplications to the same role are accepted 90 days after a previous application has been reviewed.
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Benefits
Every benefit we offer is designed with one goal: empowering you to do the best work of your career while building the life you want. Remote work, medical insurance, flexible time off, retirement savings plans, and modern family planning are just some of our offering.
Check out our other benefits at Block.
About Block, Inc.
Block, Inc. (NYSE: XYZ) builds technology to increase access to the global economy. Each of our brands unlocks different aspects of the economy for more people.
- Square makes commerce and financial services accessible to sellers.
- Cash App is the easy way to spend, send, and store money.
- Afterpay is transforming the way customers manage their spending over time.
- TIDAL is a music platform that empowers artists to thrive as entrepreneurs.
- Bitkey is a simple self-custody wallet built for bitcoin.
- Proto is a suite of bitcoin mining products and services.
Together, we’re helping build a financial system that is open to everyone.
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