Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Clearing The Eir - Rethinking Our Approach

Hello again. It's been awhile.

I've never abandoned the high-level idea, the mission, or the belief that something needs to be done. I've largely been busy accepting what was difficult to accept:

My approach was never going to work!

It was the subtle and repeated shift in body language the moment I mention blockchain or crypto — no matter what other words accompanied those — when I tried to pitch the idea in the real world. It was the fundamental acceptance that Quadriga happened so long ago now — seven years — that fewer and fewer people in the community even know what happened! And it was certain experiences and events where I was left with no practical and reasonable choice but to temporarily abandon the bitcoin bubble and blockchain community I'd considered home for more than half a decade. To become — an outsider again.

But all setbacks inevitably create new opportunities.

What seemed at the time like the greatest setback, the worst imaginable outcome, has been a blessing in disguise.

It's always at the worst moments that we are forced to adapt and adjust and rethink things in ways that we never would have done in the first place.

It's not unlike Quadriga itself, a situation so horrible and unimaginable in its wide-reaching effects, a nightmare that just kept getting worse, and for me, an endlessly widening gap between what could have been and a harsh reality that had to be accepted. It was hard to watch.

It was never about Quadriga or even bitcoin or blockchain or crypto. It was fundamentally about people and community and taking care of one another. It's about education and prevention. It's about helping people figure out what to do when something goes wrong. It's about dignity, justice, recovery, and refusing to simply write someone off because their situation is difficult. The hardest situations spawn the greatest opportunities.

I needed to build something that can exist in the real world. Something that involves ordinary people, local businesses, community organizations, and people who have experienced financial harm themselves. Something that could actually work and scale in a constructive way without depending on niche fringe worldviews.

I am just one person with a vision. I don't have all the answers, and I don't pretend to. Some of the things I'm proposing are going to be extremely difficult. Some may seem impossible. There are legal, technical, financial, organizational, and community challenges that I haven't solved yet. And what I'm proposing requires a large scale to even function. That takes a competent, multidisciplinary team.

That's not a reason for me to stop. It just means I have to find the people who can help solve them. And the people who will put in the time and effort and not give up even when something seems impossible. One person at a time.

To build that, I had to dramatically alter the approach and the pitch.

Quadriga Initiative just wasn't doing it.

And that's where EIR comes in.

EIR is the new name for what I've been trying to build, but more importantly, it's a much better description of what I actually mean.

The name has our three missions built into it:

Educatio. Education and prevention. Helping people recognize fraud, understand how these situations happen, and hopefully avoid becoming victims in the first place.

Iustitia. Justice. Helping people who have already been harmed understand what happened, what their options are, and where they might actually be able to go for help.

Recuperatio. Recovery and restoration. Finding ways to help people recover from financial harm and, wherever possible, restore something that was lost. Not just financially, but in terms of dignity and the sense that somebody actually cares what happened to them. To get participants to the point of full recovery and coming back to help others.

And then there is the name itself.

Eir also happens to be the name of a figure from Norse mythology associated with healing and care. I came across the connection and it felt too appropriate to ignore. Our mission is something as old as humanity itself.

And yet... It's short. It's simple. It's easy to say.

Eir is pronounced like air. And air is everywhere. None of us own it. And yet, we all depend on it. It's something we all share, regardless of where we come from or what we believe. Invisible, yet always present and undeniable, with effects we can't ignore.

That's the kind of thing I want EIR to become.

Not another ideology.

Not another tribe.

Not another corner of the internet where everyone already agrees with everyone else.

A diverse community.

A mission bringing together people who have been affected by financial harm, people who want to prevent it, businesses that want to stand for something larger than profits, people with technical skills, legal and investigative experience, researchers, community organizations, and anyone who simply wants to help.

Blockchain will likely still have a role somewhere in the back-end. But it is a tool, a record keeper. It was never the point. And it will never be a part of the pitch.

I want to build something to help real people in ways that have never been possible before.

And I need to be honest about what comes next.

I can't build this alone.

I have ideas. I have research. I have spent years thinking about the problem and working out mechanisms that would actually function at scale.

And I have a drive and dedication that won't let this drop.

But I am just one person.

I don't know everything. I don't have every skill to build this. I don't have enough time, money, knowledge, people-skills, or perspective to build this ambition alone. I have limited time, as will any of us.

I'm coming back here not with a finished product, but with an invitation.

I want to find (or rediscover) the people who can help turn this from an idea into something real. People who want their lives to matter in a large way, to build something bigger than themselves to make a real difference.

You may have skills I don't have.

You may have a perspective I don't have.

You may even think parts of my ideas are completely crazy.

Good.

I'd rather have you tell me in explicit detail why something won't work than politely nod while I build the wrong thing for another five years.

What I need now is a community willing to explore what could work, and a serious and diverse team that wants to make a real impact on the world.

Not for a specific disaster. Not for Quadriga, bitcoin, blockchain. For something much bigger.

It's about the fundamental question of what we do when people get harmed.

Do we simply accept that some losses are too difficult to recover from? Do we blame and shame? Do we chase revenge and fight over a shrinking pie?

Or will we keep looking for ways to help people back up? Constructive, inclusive solutions that connect right to the core of our economic value engine.

That's what I'm here to work on.

I'm hoping to do it with a dedicated team.

Maybe that team includes you?


Monday, September 28, 2026

E-commerce Industry News Recap 🔥 Week of September 28th, 2026

Hi r/ecommerce - I'm Paul and I follow the e-commerce industry closely for my Shopifreaks E-commerce Newsletter. Every week for the past 5 years I've posted a summary recap of the week's top stories on this subreddit, which I cover in depth with sources in the full edition.

Let's dive in to this week's top e-commerce news from Edition #297...


STAT OF THE WEEK: Monthly U.S. visits to roughly 100 of the biggest news sites dropped to 47.6M in July, down from more than 70M at their 2024 high, according to Similarweb data. Traffic topped out that year before Google’s AI Overviews and Meta’s wider rollout of its AI assistant started keeping readers off publisher pages, and direct visits to the sites have since dropped 25%. AI chatbots now send those same sites more than 150k referrals a month, up from almost none, but that doesn’t come close to covering the more than 22M monthly visits the sites have lost since 2024.


McDonald’s unveiled the McDonald’s Media Network at its investor day last week, a new division of the company that will sell ads from other brands across its app, self-order kiosks, menu boards, and drive-thru screens. It had been testing the concept since August at 450 company-owned restaurants in the US, which is just about 3% of its roughly 14,000 US locations, most of which are franchise-owned. McDonald’s plans to eventually roll out the ads to more stores, though it hasn’t indicated if or how it would split the revenue with franchise owners or if franchises will even be included. So far, the ads just show up after you’ve ordered, while waiting for your food. (Uh oh, did McDonald’s just find an incentive to make the wait time longer?) Global CMO Morgan Flatley pitched it as “an opportunity to generate revenue for the system, with little in the way of additional costs, no operational complexity, and no disruption to our customer experience.” The timing is good for the company too, as US traffic fell 4.5% last quarter, sales growth stalled out, and the stock just hit a 52-week low after CEO Chris Kempczinski told CNBC, “We’re not expecting things to change.” (Is that the same guy who couldn’t stand the taste of his own “product” in a viral video?)


Not to be outdone by the Hamburglar, guess who’s also entering the ad business? Citi is creating a new unit called Citi Commerce Media that will let brands advertise to its 70M+ customers based on their spending histories, according to Business Insider. The ads will target users inside Citi’s mobile app and on its website, as well as on outside platforms like Facebook. Citi says it can link its ads to measurable business impacts based on intel from 6.5B annual transactions across more than 700 spending categories. Citi already ran a pilot with health and beauty brands that it says produced an average 15% lift in spending compared to people who weren’t shown ads. But at what cost?! The Business Insider article didn’t mention anything about ROAS, just revenue increase, which can be a bit deceiving.


Last Monday, I reported that Amazon blocked Meta’s new Muse agent from making purchases on its marketplace. Later that same day, Shopify stepped in to fill the void. The next day, PayPal joined the party. Muse locates products through Shopify Catalog and runs the order over the Universal Commerce Protocol, with payments running through Shop Pay, which already holds a buyer’s shipping and billing details. The transactions aren’t fully agentic, or even one-tap, yet. Muse simply finds the products, loads them into a cart, and then shoppers get handed to an in-app browser to finish the transaction. Similar to how Muse works with Link by Stripe, its first payments partner that Muse launched with, each purchase draws a credential good for just that transaction, so the card number never reaches Muse. As for PayPal… pretty much the same setup as Shopify. The big perk of PayPal though is that it reaches a much wider network of businesses. Shop Pay almost exclusively touches retail e-commerce, while PayPal works across travel, hospitality, SaaS, and other categories that Muse can assist users in.


Amazon began rolling out free multichannel selling tools to US sellers that let them connect accounts on eBay, Shopify, TikTok, and Walmart and run those channels from the same Seller Central workspace as their Amazon store. A seller can edit a product description once and have it reformatted for every channel carrying the item, as well as send a Shopify or Walmart order to Amazon’s Multichannel Fulfillment with tracking passed back to the original platform. A profit dashboard combines each linked account’s sales, ad spend, and traffic, replacing the need for manual spreadsheets or third-party data consolidation tools. Amazon admits that linking a channel provides it with that channel’s sales data, but said that it won’t share the information with other sellers or use it to inform its retail business. Though I do find it interesting that Amazon specifically wrote “retail business” in its announcement without mentioning its “ads business.” Accidental oversight or strategic omission? As much crap as I give Amazon, they truly are a brilliant company. Rather than being on the receiving end of product data management and synchronization, Amazon has positioned itself to be the master copy.


Best Buy is launching a TikTok Shop storefront in late October with close to 10,000 products, including headphones, cameras, laptops, and small appliances from major brands. The storefront will allow shoppers to buy products from Best Buy without leaving TikTok, just in time for the holiday season. Best Buy will fulfill the orders themselves, same as they do with non-marketplace items sold on their own website, and shoppers will be able to return eligible purchases directly at a Best Buy store or by mail — a great perk that separates the retailer from most other brands that sell on TikTok Shop. The partnership also unlocks new ways for brands to work with TikTok creators. Brands that advertise through Best Buy Ads will be able to run creator videos as paid campaigns with shoppable links, then measure which creators and products drove sales using Best Buy’s own shopper data.


YouTube is expanding Ask YouTube, its experimental AI search tool, into a product research tool that pulls information from videos and outside sources to build product comparison tables, with viewers able to continue asking questions from a video’s watch page. For example, if you search for information about the new iPhone Duo, Ask YouTube can show you how it stacks up against better foldable phones from rivals like Samsung and Google. Is this the beginning of AI eating your video views, like it has your website traffic? A YouTube spokesperson told CNET, “Our goal is to connect viewers with the right video faster. With Ask YouTube, we expect watch time to remain steady or improve.” The spokesperson compared the tool to other AI features, such as chapters and AI summaries, which they said “showed no negative impact on watch time; instead, they helped retain viewers.” They added that videos included in the AI search’s answers will “prominently display the video title and channel name.” YouTube says more than 140M people used Ask YouTube in June alone, which either indicates that the tool is really good, or that people’s attention spans are shrinking to the point that they don’t even want to watch full videos anymore.


Earlier this month, I reported that Temu appeared to be pushing products on Facebook and Instagram through fake creator accounts. Fortune shared the story of Ya Lili, a creator account with 183k Instagram followers and 129k Facebook followers whose content ran in over 100k Temu ad campaigns throughout the 16 months ending in April 2026, which is about 225 campaigns per day. Temu spent as much as $962M on ads like these across all of its “creators” during the same time period in the UK and Europe, according to Online Risk Labs research. Well, now Fortune reports that Temu has mostly stopped the practice. It originally broke the story on August 31 and said that Temu was running 4,900 separate partnership campaigns a day at the time. However, by September 4, Ya Lili only had five ads appearing on Meta platforms, likely as remnants from previously scheduled ad buys, and the account, which previously posted multiple times per day, had stopped posting entirely on September 7. Fortune also reports that Temu maintained its ad budget for “legitimate creators,” but that ads in Ireland, Cyprus, Austria, Denmark, Latvia, and Slovenia ceased almost entirely, according to ORL, which might have to do with laws in those countries against misleading advertising.


Meta could owe more than $200B in penalties after a New Mexico jury found Facebook committed more than 43M violations of the state’s consumer protection law by misleading users about how it protected their data after the Cambridge Analytica breach. Though if history teaches us anything, it’ll probably end up with a slap on the wrist and pay a fraction of that amount. New Mexico sued Facebook back in 2021, after a personality quiz app harvested data from about 87M Facebook profiles and passed it to Cambridge Analytica. The state accused Facebook of misleading users about how much control they had over their data, and about how seriously it investigated the third-party app developers who were scraping it. The suit also claimed Facebook made false statements about fighting hate speech and misinformation on its platform. Flash forward to last week: The jury sided with the state on 26 of the 29 statements it challenged, agreeing that Facebook misled people about how much control they had over their data and about its investigations into data-harvesting app developers. However, it rejected the state’s claims about how Facebook removed harmful content. New Mexico is seeking the $5,000 maximum for each violation, and the judge will set penalties at an October 1 hearing.


ChatGPT can set a cookie called obi that stays in a browser for up to a year and can send conversion and page data back to OpenAI when the user visits sites running its ad pixel, according to independent researcher Buchodi. The researcher didn’t directly observe OpenAI linking that off-site activity to specific ChatGPT accounts, as that would happen on OpenAI’s servers, but the setup would allow for it since it works the way a standard third-party ad cookie does. OpenAI classifies obi as an analytics cookie, which means it could still be set for users who allowed analytics cookies but turned down marketing ones, despite collecting and sending ad conversion data. OpenAI told Buchodi it would pass the findings along internally but hasn’t explained publicly why the cookie is labeled analytics.


Meta unveiled new consumer hardware at its Connect event, including a VR device and a handheld gadget. Its VR Glasses are the company’s first new VR device since the Quest 3S in 2024 and are priced at $1,299 with shipping set for spring 2027. Notably, the glasses are super lightweight, weighing about a fifth as much as the Quest 3, because the Qualcomm chip, battery, and storage sit in a separate puck that clips to a pocket and connects to the glasses via a cable. Meta’s palm-sized handheld device, called the Muse Charm, is built around its Muse AI agent and puts an animated Muse character on a 2″ touch screen with front and rear cameras so the agent can see what’s around it. Charms can also detect and interact with one another, though Meta hasn’t said what they can actually do. My guess is some creepy, privacy-invasive shit. Meta hasn’t announced a price, but says the devices will go on sale in time for the holidays this December. Despite looking like an old school Tamagotchi device, Meta says that Charm is not a toy and isn’t marketed to kids.


The Pentagon can label Anthropic a supply chain risk, which prevents the US military and defense contractors from using its models, according to a 2-1 decision by a federal appeals court. The Pentagon applied the label in March after Anthropic refused to drop contract terms barring the military from using Claude for lethal autonomous warfare or domestic surveillance, and because the Pentagon relied on two separate legal designations, Anthropic had to fight them in two courts. A federal judge in San Francisco struck down one of them in August, but the DC Circuit has now upheld the other. The two judges in the majority said there was ample support for the Pentagon’s conclusion that Claude’s built-in restrictions, which had repeatedly blocked government users from completing requested tasks, posed a national security risk, while the dissenting judge argued the law targets suppliers that sabotage or secretly manipulate their products, not a company that openly enforces its own usage restrictions. Anthropic says it’s considering all options, including further review.


Amazon is still pursuing its goal of achieving net-zero carbon emissions by 2040, but doesn’t exactly know how it’s going to do so, according to its Chief Sustainability Officer Kara Hurst. Hurst said at an Axios event that “we are still striving towards that target,” but later added that she is “not going to sit here and say, ‘We know all the ways that we’re going to do this.'” Honestly, how could they, given how fast the world is changing? AI wasn’t even part of the conversation in 2019 when Amazon made the pledge, but now it’s undoubtedly causing emission growth at the company. Last year, carbon intensity rose YoY for the first time since Amazon began tracking the metric, erasing some of the progress it had made since 2022. Hurst said “we hold ourselves accountable” to the 2040 climate pledge and that the “commitment hasn’t changed,” but no one knows what that accountability actually looks like, as no consequence has ever been disclosed. Accountability could simply mean issuing a corporate apology in 2040 and moving the goalpost another decade.


Speaking of Amazon’s carbon emission goals… The company co-founded the Climate Pledge Fashion Coalition with Stella McCartney, a British luxury fashion house, and Canopy, a nonprofit dedicated to protecting the world’s forests, bringing in more than 60 brands, retailers, manufacturers and material makers. Members will pool their purchases of lower-carbon materials so fiber and fabric suppliers can count on steady, committed orders, which, in turn, will allow them to lower their prices. Members also get access to a library of more than 100 ways to cut emissions from fashion materials, with guidance for each type of fiber and a directory of companies making the alternatives. The goal of the coalition is to get those more sustainable materials priced at or below conventional fabrics, as fashion brands don’t want to pay a premium for lower-carbon materials, while the startups making them can’t cut prices without scale. I’ve been saying for years that someone should do this with plastic bottle alternatives, and I’d love it if Amazon spearheaded that next.


Gemini gave at least one answer that could cost a buyer money or land them the wrong product on 56% of 220 shopping questions on its free tier and 54% on its paid tier, the worst of four AI chatbots tested, according to a study by Product.ai. Claude’s paid tier did far better than its free tier, at 21% versus 44%, while Perplexity scored best out of all four chatbots on both tiers at 15% free and 14% paid. ChatGPT landed somewhere in the middle, at 19% free and 17% paid. Product.ai asked every chatbot each question five times, and Gemini contradicted its own earlier answer with no new information to justify the change on 29% of questions, more often than any rival. Most prices were accurate, with 85% of verifiable answers matching the seller’s listed price exactly, but the wrong ones were rarely close, missing by a median of $300. Moral of the story: AI still kind of sucks at comparative shopping.


Shopify began rolling out a redesigned Admin to all merchants, with new colors, type, and icons on every page, and a more prominently positioned Sidekick. The store picker, search, and notifications have moved out of the top bar and into a side navigation that merchants can collapse when they want more room. Sidekick now opens as a small chat window floating at the foot of each page and expands into a side panel for longer tasks, because Shopify says merchants increasingly use the assistant as their main way of working, with daily Sidekick sessions up 4.8x from 2025 to 2026. Admin UI extensions pick up the new styles automatically, but custom App Home interfaces built without Polaris web components stay on the old look until their developers migrate. Small request while you’re at it, Shopify… Can you make my selected date range stick when I switch between reports? I’m tired of resetting it every single time.


eBay is expanding Ship with eBay, its managed shipping program, to more US sellers with personal accounts in categories like Collectibles, Fashion, Electronics, and Home & Garden. Instead of sellers picking a carrier and setting their own shipping charge, eBay gives the buyer an option between standard and expedited shipping at checkout, and then delivers a prepaid USPS or FedEx label to the seller. Eligible listings must have a Buy It Now price of $200 or less, weigh less than 70 pounds, measure in at less than 130 inches combined length and girth, and both the buyer and seller must be located in the US. The weird part, as noted by Liz Morton of Value Added Resource, is that eBay collects the shipping fees and pays the carrier directly, yet it still charges sellers a Final Value Fee on the amount, which can range from 13% to 15% in most categories, even though that money never reached them. It sounds like eBay is being a greedy little pig when it comes to shipping.


Shopify released Shopcast, an Apple TV app that turns a television into a store dashboard for an office or warehouse. (No thanks, we prefer to stream episodes of The Office on our shop floor.) Merchants can use the remote to move through five views reporting sales, orders, units sold, and average order value, with retail and geography views that show the busiest store locations, compares online sales with Shopify POS, and plots incoming orders on a globe. Merchants running several stores can switch between them, with each shop’s data kept separate. The app itself is read-only, with totals refreshing through the day rather than streaming, and currently doesn’t offer any administrative capabilities, such as the ability to fulfill orders or edit products and pages. It’s a shame that the app doesn’t announce new orders in real-time as they come in with a loud cowbell ring or other customizable sound. It’s a missed opportunity to make the app something that merchants are glued to all day, celebrating as new sales come in.


Google introduced Live Avatar, a feature that creates an AI persona that can dynamically listen, see, and speak, complete with facial expressions. The tool is being positioned as something brands can use to create conversational experiences with customers that provide information to make better purchase decisions. For example, a skincare brand could put an avatar on its website that looks at a shopper through their webcam, asks about their skin type and concerns, and recommends products face to face, like a virtual beauty advisor. The avatar can also pull up product details, inventory, and company information in the background while it talks without skipping a beat, so the customer never has to wait for an answer, unlike those annoying AI customer service chatbots that make you wait while they pretend to type. Live Avatar is currently only available to Gemini Enterprise customers.


Meta and YouTube agreed to accept advertising for director Alex Gibney’s upcoming documentary about Elon Musk after reportedly rejecting it as political content, with Meta calling it an error and YouTube saying its system had temporarily restricted the ad. X, on the other hand, unapologetically rejected the ads and couldn’t give two fucks about making excuses, with Musk himself posting that “Dogshit is worth more respect than Gibney.” TikTok also rejected the ads and hasn’t budged. The four-hour documentary touches on Musk’s tech career, his political alliance with President Trump, and his personal life, including interviews with two of his baby mamas. “Musk” premiered at the Venice International Film Festival earlier this month and is set for theatrical release in the US on October 9.


Google is testing a Buy button on some Flipkart product listings in Gemini and AI Mode in India that takes shoppers directly to a Flipkart checkout flow without leaving the AI interface, according to TechCrunch. The checkout is Flipkart-branded rather than Google-hosted, and TechCrunch says it isn’t clear what technology powers the experience, though I’m assuming it runs on Google’s Universal Commerce Protocol. Only a small group of users can see it, and only on a limited set of phones, electronics, and accessories, but Google said it plans a wider rollout later in October, before India’s festive sales season. Google acquired a minority stake in Flipkart for $350M in 2024, and earlier this month, Google said Flipkart, which is majority-owned by Walmart, was among the merchants partnering with it to bring agentic shopping experiences to consumers in India.


Amazon is investing another $1.9B into its Delivery Service Partner program next year, aiming to lift average driver pay nationwide by $1 to nearly $24/hour. Wait, I thought DSP drivers worked for independent contractors and that Amazon had nothing to do with setting wages? So technically, the DSP owners can just keep the increased rates they receive, and Amazon can’t do anything about it, right? Amazon also announced at its annual Ignite Live conference that it’s adding surround-view cameras to its Rivian vans that warn drivers about cars, cyclists and pedestrians, with plans to have them in half of its fleet by year-end. The company also expects more than 20,000 pairs of its Smart Delivery Glasses, which show drivers real-time navigation and delivery details in their line of sight, in use by the end of 2027. The announcements about driver pay arrive weeks after New Jersey’s attorney general sued Amazon, arguing it is a monopsonist that sets pay and conditions for drivers it classifies as independent, while preventing them from unionizing and barring contractors from hiring one another’s drivers.


Square launched an integration with Apple Business that lets sellers manage how their physical locations appear on Apple Maps, Siri AI, Apple Wallet, and other Apple apps from the Square Dashboard. Hours, addresses, and phone numbers that sellers update in Square now carry over automatically to each connected location’s Apple Maps place card, and they can add buttons like Order, Delivery, or Book that link to their Square commerce pages. The integration is available in eight countries, including the US, UK, Japan, and Australia, and sellers in the US and Canada who aren’t on Apple Business yet can enroll from Square. The move follows Square’s recent integrations with ChatGPT and Claude, which also position Square as the hub of a seller’s online presence.


In lawsuits this week…

  • OpenAI is facing a proposed class action from two California ChatGPT users who allege that OpenAI presented the chatbot as a private exchange and never clearly disclosed that outside contractors would read and score real user conversations. The suit says that OpenAI’s automated filter misses personal details in chats about health, money, and legal problems, which the contractors are able to see in violation of multiple California consumer protection and privacy laws.
  • Depop has been sued again over its buyer-paid Marketplace Fee, this time by a shopper who says a $20.70 fee on a $400 purchase didn’t appear until the last screen before he paid. The complaint calls it “drip pricing” and claims that it stops buyers from comparing prices with rivals, while noting that eBay, which bought Depop in July, already shows fee-inclusive prices upfront for a similar fee in the UK and Australia.
  • X.com sued two men in London’s High Court, alleging they ran a network of Bitcoin accounts that posted duplicate crypto news and boosted each other with fake engagement to collect at least £207k (about $278k) in Creator Revenue Sharing payouts. X called the coordinated efforts “coordinated revenue sharing fraud” and wants the money back, plus at least £75k to cover the cost of its investigation. Personally, I think if X’s now-defunct creator revenue program was that easily exploitable, that’s on them, but that’s up to the courts to decide.
  • YouTube CEO Neal Mohan said the company won’t join Meta’s multistate child safety settlement, which requires a two-hour daily limit and an overnight block for users under 18, arguing that it has spent years on teen safety and is a “very different platform” from Meta. California Attorney General Rob Bonta said he’s willing to take YouTube and TikTok to court if needed to get them on board with the deal.
  • TikTok settled Alabama’s teen safety lawsuit for at least $100M without admitting wrongdoing, agreeing to cap teen use at two hours a day and block minors from the app between midnight and 6 a.m. The payout rises to as much as $300M if 40 more states sign similar deals. The Alabama deal is separate from Meta’s multistate settlement that YouTube refused to join, but it puts TikTok under nearly the same restrictions.
  • TikTok agreed to pay a £12.7M fine from the UK’s Information Commissioner’s Office, dropping its three-year appeal of the regulator’s finding that it let as many as 1.75M British children under 13 use the app without parental consent. TikTok said it still disagrees with the ruling but paid because the fine covers 2018 to 2020, before it added many of its current youth safety policies.
  • Apple asked the judge in its trade secrets suit against OpenAI and io to let its own forensic experts examine former employees’ devices and to force OpenAI to hand over hardware development records, which OpenAI called an attempt to “snoop on a competitor.” OpenAI wants a neutral expert to handle the device images instead, but Apple says that would leave it a step behind defense experts who have already been through the material.

In corporate shakeups this week…

  • Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg named a new board, including science-fiction author Hugh Howey and two co-founders of IRL, the defunct social app whose users turned out to be mostly bots, weeks after the previous board tried to put him on leave. Well, isn’t that just a ragtag group of people who will likely say “yes” to anything Matt wants? Yay!
  • Shopify’s APAC and Japan managing director Shaun Broughton is leaving after eight years, less than a week after EMEA managing director Deann Evans announced her own departure.
  • OpenAI hired Patreon co-founder Sam Yam, along with Patreon’s former heads of product and engineering, to lead a new Creator Product team, with a first look expected at OpenAI’s DevDay on Sept. 29.
  • Amazon is recruiting former employees, including some it laid off, for AWS and AI roles after cutting more than 30,000 jobs over the past year, with one recruiter asking a former employee whether the five-day office mandate had pushed them out.
  • OpenAI contractors hired to grade ChatGPT’s answers are getting fired for using AI to do the work, and reviewers are told to flag telltale signs like repeated words, heavy em dash use, and work finished suspiciously fast. Meanwhile, one contractor told 404 Media that even though they don’t use AI, they deliberately pick the worst responses to sabotage the models. Now that’s funny!

Amazon added Affirm as a payment option on Amazon.co.uk, letting approved UK shoppers pay for orders of £50 or more in three monthly installments at 0% interest or finance them over as long as 48 months at a fixed 22% representative APR. Neither plan charges late fees or penalties for paying early, and purchases above £100 also get Section 75 protection under the Consumer Credit Act. Affirm is rolling out to eligible Amazon shoppers over the coming weeks and covers most categories, though gift cards, groceries, and digital content such as Kindle books are excluded. Affirm has powered Amazon’s installment plans in the US since 2021, and the UK launch follows its Costco deal in the country earlier this month.


Google was fined €403M (about $462M) by Ireland’s Data Protection Commission, which ruled that the way it processed location data between May 2018 and February 2020 was not lawful, fair or transparent enough under GDPR. The regulator said people using Web & App Activity, Location History and Location Accuracy may not have realized their whereabouts could feed targeted advertising and guesses about their interests, and that Google held on to the data longer than it needed to. Google has six months to fix the practices, though it says the ruling covers policies it has already changed, pointing to controls it added from 2019. The move marks the DPC’s fourth-largest fine, behind the €1.2B it hit Meta with in 2023. Google may appeal parts of the ruling.


🏆 This week’s most ridiculous story… Meta has been secretly using human contractors in call centers to make phone calls for Muse users when the AI agent couldn’t handle the task, according to internal posts seen by Reuters. The company quietly turned on these “human agent calls” a couple of weeks ago for half its staff, after businesses kept hanging up on Muse once they realized an AI was calling. A Superintelligence Labs vice president said internal tests showed humans could complete 95% to 98% of calls, but she also conceded it had been “a miss” to begin testing without the right disclosures, adding that Meta had rolled the test back. Employees warned that sensitive details could leak to contractors, and one even found that a contractor made a racist reference on his call. Another employee wrote in an internal post, “It’s baffling to me why we think this feature is worth the risk. We are one bug away from unnecessary information being leaked to human callers.” It’s baffling to me too, my friend! However, I’ve stopped being shocked at every unscrupulous thing Meta does, because otherwise I’d be walking around with a permanent surprised Pikachu face my whole life. Meta said it will launch the feature only once it’s ready and properly disclosed.


Plus 15 seed rounds, IPOs, and acquisitions of interest including Numeral raising $100M in a Series C and Baselayer raising $35M in a Series A.


I hope you found this recap helpful. See you next week!

PAUL

Editor of Shopifreaks E-Commerce Newsletter

PS: If I missed any big news this week, please share in the comments.


Next Bitcoin Basics Event - Melbourne Tomorrow Night

The next Bitcoin Basics Event, Your Journey & Hacks, is scheduled for tomorrow evening, Wednesday 30th of September, 5.30pm

Topics covered: 1) Where do you sit along the Bitcoin path? and 2) a high level overview of the recent Coldcard & Liquid hacks. Send a link to any friends or family you think might be interested. 2 booking options:

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Sunday, September 27, 2026

Stick figure drawing doodles 10LightStar01 is live!

Stick figure drawing doodles 10LightStar01 is live!

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This is a fever dream of a digital age—a sprawling, surrealist tapestry where crochet patterns meet high-speed police chases, and the Grim Reaper is just another guy trying to manage an office.

Here is the story of The Day the Grid Glitched.

The Morning Shift

The day began in a flurry of #ModernCrochet and chaos. At the local craft guild, a "Magical Crochet Gargoyle Quitter" was throwing in the towel, leaving behind a trail of freeform stars and loose ends. Meanwhile, in the corporate underworld, the Grim Reaper CEO adjusted his tie at his administrative desk. "It’s my panel," he hissed to a room of trembling interns, "and you will respect the filing system."

Outside, the physical world was losing its grip on reality. A green avocado was spotted zip-lining across the forest canopy, screaming "Wee!" while a dairy cow and a buffalo experienced love at first sight on the prairie. It was beautiful, until the "Authorized Official Shambulance" sped by with off-key sirens, driven by a DoorDash driver who had clearly taken a wrong turn at the interstate.

The Midday Madness

By noon, the legal system was buckling. A divorce attorney was arguing for a 4% inflation alimony increase, while a stubborn police officer attempted to ticket a driver for doing 55 mph, despite the driver’s GPS claiming otherwise.

In the skies, things weren't much better. An airplane pilot abandoned the cockpit—not because of an emergency, but to fix a sewer leak in the bathroom. This left the County Sheriff’s helicopter pilot to pick up the slack, shouting the command code "Accel UR L8 twerk" into his AI navigator.

Back on the ground, the "Microwave Preventive Maintenance Team" (composed entirely of trolls in tin foil hats) was conducting a rigorous inspection of a breakroom, while nearby, a police officer and his best friend were formally interrogating a hairball.

The Evening Gala

As the sun set, a tarnished copper green armadillo drone took flight from the roof of a skyscraper, filming the most anticipated event of the year: the wedding of the Grim Reaper and the Reapress. They exchanged vows of "invisible threat control" while a dancing xenophobic xylophone provided the music.

However, the party was crashed by a Giant Plushy Octopus looking for hugs and a "Slip and Fall Droidbot" seeking a lawsuit settlement. In the corner, Holly Bitcoin gave tap dance lessons to a singing pickle, while a group of mushroom soldiers set up tents inside a refrigerator’s cooling system to escape the heat.

The Final Stitch

As the clock struck midnight on March 8, 2026, the digital world began to "URL barf." Google Meet was exposing phone numbers, and the #DreamTrackAI was telling everyone to "try again tomorrow."

The chaos finally settled into a quiet, bizarre peace. A Jack Rabbit and a Skunk shared a moment in the woods, and a single claymation blue bird tucked its family into a nest made of crochet scrap yarn. The world was a mess of unredacted reports, stuck cruise controls, and singing rainbows—but as the Star and Hammer cartoon faded to black, one thing was clear: nobody was above the law, but everyone was definitely above the limit for weirdness.

The scene opens on a high-stakes, high-altitude pursuit. Jack, a lanky cartoon cat with whiskers that twitch like radio antennas, is dangling from a vine. Hammer, a stout mouse wearing a tiny tool belt, is standing on Jack’s head, squinting through a pair of brass binoculars.

"Target sighted," Hammer squeaked, pointing a tiny paw toward the horizon. "And he’s moving fast."

Zip-lining across the triple-canopy rainforest at a reckless velocity was Avocado. He wasn't just a fruit; he was a daredevil with a pit of pure adrenaline. Wearing tiny goggles and a GoPro strapped to his pebbly green skin, Avocado let out a high-pitched, "WEEEEEEEE!" as he blurred past a troop of confused howler monkeys.

The Chase is On

Jack didn't have a zip-line, but he did have cartoon physics. He grabbed a passing toucan by the feet, and with a rhythmic "Bang! Bang!" of Hammer’s literal mallet against a hollow log to create a beat, they swung into the sky.

"We need to intercept him before he hits the Cloud Forest!" Hammer shouted over the wind. "If he zips into the 'Modern Crochet' sector, we'll lose him in the yarn fog!"

The Obstacles:

  • The Sourdough Rapids: A river of fermented dough they had to skip across.
  • The Giant Plushy Octopus: A sentient obstacle that tried to hug them mid-air.
  • The Interior Microwave Team: A group of trolls in tin foil hats who were trying to "inspect" the jungle for grease fires.

The Final Stretch

Avocado was gaining speed, his pit humming like a drone motor. He was headed straight for a transitional train scene—a steam engine locomotive puffing purple smoke across a trestle bridge.

"Now, Jack! Use the yarn smudging technique!" Hammer commanded.

Jack pulled a scrap of neon-pink crochet string from his pocket. With the grace of a Vaudeville performer defying gravity, he whipped the string forward. It looped around Avocado’s stem just as the fruit was about to clear the canopy.

ZIP—THWIP—BOING!

The tension on the crochet line acted like a bungee cord. Avocado didn't crash; he performed a perfect, mid-air 360-degree flip, his tiny goggles fogging up with joy.

The Landing

They all tumbled onto a soft mossy log near a Box Turtle who was busy falling in love with an Armadillo. Avocado bounced twice, his GoPro still recording the whole "Brainrot" investigation.

"Why were you running?" Jack panted, his fur standing up in static-electrified tufts.

Avocado adjusted his goggles and looked at them with wide, watery eyes. "Running? I wasn't running. I was just trying to get to the Holly Bitcoin Tap Dance Lessons before the early bird special ended."

Hammer looked at Jack. Jack looked at the Armadillo.

"Well," Hammer sighed, putting his mallet back in his belt. "At least we got the footage. This is going to kill on #DreamTrackAI."

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ZEC Meta?

ZEC Got an NFT Meta. Of Course It Did.

For years, Zcash had one of the cleanest identities in crypto.

Privacy coin. Cypherpunk tech. Zero knowledge proofs. Old enough to have survived several complete generations of CT narratives.

Then ZEC started moving again, attention came back, liquidity followed, and crypto did what crypto always does when an old coin suddenly becomes hot.

It gave it JPEGs.

The zkSNARKs NFT launch might be one of the most absurdly on brand events of this cycle. A privacy coin that spent years outside the main speculative spotlight suddenly gets a 10,000 piece PFP collection, runs a blind auction, pulls in almost 17,000 bids and clears 8,000 NFTs at 1.5 ZEC each. The sale generated 12,000 ZEC in proceeds, worth roughly $17.5 million at the time. DigitaCoin Journal

Yes, seventeen million dollars.

For Zcash NFTs.

We are so back.

This is not really an NFT story

The JPEGs are almost the least interesting part.

The interesting part is what happens when an asset goes from forgotten to culturally relevant again.

Crypto liquidity rarely rotates into one thing only.

First the coin runs.

Then CT rediscovers the thesis.

Then people who missed the first move start looking for beta.

Then somebody realizes there is no established casino around the asset yet.

That empty space gets filled very quickly.

We saw versions of this with Bitcoin Ordinals. We saw it with Solana NFTs. We saw it with memecoins moving from chain to chain. Once enough people are staring at the same asset, somebody will inevitably create a more illiquid and more levered way to express the same trade.

For ZEC, that trade arrived wearing pixel art.

The numbers were stupid enough to matter

The auction received 16,971 bids for 8,000 available NFTs. Every successful bidder paid the same 1.5 ZEC clearing price. Total submitted bid volume reached roughly 25,305 ZEC, although around 13,309 ZEC was associated with refunds rather than project proceeds. DigitaCoin Journal

And the flow was not coming exclusively from people already sitting on piles of ZEC.

Aurora Intents says it processed more than $19 million across 1,718 swaps for the auction, accounting for more than half of the roughly $36.94 million in gross assets deposited. USDC and ETH were major sources of that flow before funds were converted into ZEC. crypto.news

That detail is probably more important than the art.

People were actively bridging their existing crypto wealth into the ZEC trade.

Not because they suddenly needed private digital identities.

Because there was a meta.

This is how crypto looks when narrative starts converting into actual capital movement.

ZEC finally got its own casino

Every chain eventually discovers that serious infrastructure is great, but speculation is what gets people clicking buttons at 3 AM.

Bitcoin spent years being the serious monetary asset until Ordinals showed up and people started trading JPEGs engraved into sats.

Ethereum produced DeFi and NFTs.

Solana became a machine for launching increasingly ridiculous things at increasingly high speed.

Zcash somehow avoided most of this.

Until now.

And that makes the zkSNARKs launch interesting even if you think the collection itself goes to zero.

A functioning speculative ecosystem creates reasons to acquire the underlying asset, reasons to keep it in a wallet, reasons to transact with it and reasons to remain inside the ecosystem after the original trade ends.

The NFT is not necessarily the end product.

It can simply be the first casino table.

There is one very Zcash twist

Normal NFTs are almost aggressively public.

Everyone can see what you bought, what you paid, which wallet holds it, what else that wallet owns and when you panic sold it.

Putting collectible culture around Zcash flips that expectation.

The entire pitch becomes much weirder when ownership itself can become private.

There are developers already working on actual shielded NFT infrastructure using Zcash Shielded Assets. ZecBit, for example, reported issuing ten unique finalized assets on the public ZSA test network in August and has been building marketplace infrastructure around them. Zcash Community Forum

But this is also where the current hype gets messy.

The zkSNARKs collection should not be confused with native Zcash Shielded Assets already functioning on mainnet. Reporting on the auction noted that the relevant ZSA standard was not yet live on mainnet and described current ownership as being represented through marketplace infrastructure rather than a conventional native NFT token sitting independently onchain. Onchain Diary

So there are effectively two trades happening at once.

The thing people are buying today.

And the infrastructure people imagine Zcash could eventually have.

Crypto is very good at pricing the second one before it exists.

And yes, there are red flags

This is where the fun part of the trade collides with the part everyone conveniently forgets during a new meta.

The team is anonymous.

The project raised roughly $17.5 million.

There is a 10 percent collection allocation associated with the project treasury and a royalty structure on secondary trading.

On chain investigator ZachXBT publicly accused the project of being an eight figure money grab and questioned what meaningful utility had actually been delivered. Separate allegations concerning possible links to questionable previous Ordinals projects have also circulated, although those claims have not been independently established. CoinDesk

Then the floor broke below the 1.5 ZEC auction clearing price shortly after launch, with reported prices around 0.976 ZEC on September 20. Biturai

Extremely crypto.

Raise eight figures.

Become the hottest collectible on a privacy coin.

Get investigated by CT.

Trade below mint within days.

None of that necessarily kills the wider ZEC NFT thesis. It does make blindly treating the first successful collection as the CryptoPunks of Zcash a fairly expensive form of faith.

The real trade is the meta

There is a tendency to ask whether an NFT is objectively worth its floor price.

Wrong market.

Nobody was paying five figures for early CryptoPunks because they ran a discounted cash flow model on pixel heads.

These assets trade culture, provenance, attention, scarcity and the probability that somebody later wants the same object more than you do.

The zkSNARKs auction proved one thing very clearly.

There is enough speculative attention around ZEC right now for people to throw serious capital at experiments built around it.

That is new.

Zecscriptions is already pushing inscriptions and token experiments directly onto Zcash mainnet. Zcash focused marketplaces are appearing. Other teams are working on shielded collectibles using ZSA infrastructure. One marketplace currently advertises thousands of shielded collectible assets and hundreds of ZEC in daily activity across its listed collections. Zecscriptions

Most of it will probably be forgotten.

That is also how every NFT meta begins.

Ninety nine collections die so that one becomes the thing everyone claims they obviously understood from day one.

Zcash became interesting again

That is probably the larger story.

For a long time, holding ZEC was basically the whole Zcash trade.

Now people are trying to build things you can actually spend ZEC on.

Some will be good.

Some will be rugs.

Some will be technically interesting experiments with zero market.

Some will be complete garbage that somehow does 10,000 ZEC of volume because a sufficiently unhinged group chat decides it is the next grail.

Welcome back to crypto.

ZEC finally has a JPEG casino.

Whether zkSNARKs becomes its CryptoPunks or just the expensive artifact from the week everyone discovered Zcash again is the part nobody knows yet.

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