Thursday, August 25, 2022

Main reasons why I am leaving Bitcoin Cash (A general and final response to my previous post complaining about getting banned).

I felt the responsibility of doing this post to clear a couple of things.

Main things I want to straight up clear:

  • I don't think r/btc is doing censorship. I've heard of some people complaining about it; however, in general terms, I think this subreddit allows a decent amount of freedom.
  • I don't have anything against the core BCH team; I actually supported them during the fork (BCHN) and have been working with them on various projects related to Bitcoin Cash over time.

As you may know, I am Oscar, and I used to be a Venezuelan BCHer, which means my favorite coin was BCH in terms of usage during (mostly) 2017-2019/20. However, just to keep things as clear as possible, I was never over-invested in BCH; I always held a portfolio with percentages of different main coins (BTC/ETH/AVAX... etc) because I always had the mindset not to lay all eggs in one basket. So no, this is not about price action at all. If that were the case, I would have left long ago.

So why are you leaving BCH?

I will start talking about the least important but last event that happened that made me decide to go off from this project finally.

I got banned from an official sBCH channel for pointing out my opinion on a subject (Basically calling sBCH a dead chain which is an objective truth). And by the time I posted my opinion, I was getting attacked by four users, finally leading to my ban for no practical reasons and just subjective reasoning. This was disappointing because Bitcoin Cash was a coin that had strong "community" values against censorship in general. I want to clear up that being banned on sBCH for me is practically being banned from a main BCH channel, even if it is an L2 discussion channel. Why? Because many of the people asking for the ban and the mods themselves (or part of them) have too much influence among the general BCH community and will probably gain more over time, even if they don't manage to fix the messy sBCH project.

For me, this was the last thing I was going to endure with Bitcoin Cash.

The other reasons:

  • Lack of investment in marketing and proper branding. A lot of people might see this as a non-important point, but marketing and branding are main things to care about, especially if you are trying to reach the general public. The only project that actually did a little about this was Bitcoin.com, for obvious reasons. Aside from that, just a few projects really cared to give a good image and a proper user interface for their users.
  • Too many forks. BCH proved that crypto might end up forking itself into infinity. And even if BCH probably won't have more forks now (hopefully), it already forked its mcap x3. This doesn't fit good for small/big investors as they might be scared to buy a coin that could potentially fork in the future.
  • Adoption of BCH might look "fine" with the pro-BCH island city, but in reality, is not looking good anywhere else. This comes from someone who had three major projects in Venezuela to promote BCH. The first one was a platform to allow people to exchange BCH for fiat (InstaBitcoin), the second was a website to look for jobs which I took the role of CEO and made it what it was today (CoinGigs), and finally, I was running events and talks in my city onboarding merchants around the city. For reference: https://news.bitcoin.com/over-200-venezuelan-taxis-discover-the-benefits-of-bitcoin-cash/
    However, in Venezuela and many other countries (first-hand data I got), BCH adoption is lacking. All those merchants that used to accept BCH only did it for a short-term benefit (getting paid by the BCH users going for the meetups) or directly getting some people to pay the merchants to place stickers and try to accept BCH as payment.
    Sadly, today most of the merchants have already left BCH as a payment method and are using Binance P2P platforms to do payments (which basically works similarly to Zelle). All people in Venezuela are accepting crypto through Binance and no on-chain txs. In Binance, they could change it instantly for USDT, or the user could swap their cryptos to USDT in order to pay. With the Binance method, merchants basically remove the hassle of holding assets/coins that change the price every minute. For the merchants, it was a matter of weeks or months before removing the BCH stickers due to: Lack of users paying daily, volatility, and a non-friendly user interface and experience to trade BCH into fiat. In Venezuela, I tried to fix that with InstaBitcoin (and did fix it for a while until we ran out of liquidity).
    TLDR: Binance/L2s won the adoption war. Bitcoin Cash probably won't get used because of its over-complicated user interface and user experience for avg Joe.
  • As Vitalik said, decentralization is not absolute, it's a matter of degrees. In this aspect, we could honestly say Bitcoin (BTC) is winning because it has the bigger amount of hash backing it up against attacks. However, if we consider developer(s) control over the protocol (even if that power isn't absolute), it replicates into all the other cryptos.
    In short, BCH, BTC, ETH, and most (if not all) cryptos have a major development team or a major node developer. The node developer with the biggest amount of miners and exchange supporting it will win and will take power to decide what's going to be the next update. There's no such thing as democracy or not even a fair system of changes here, it's just war to see who can convince the real players to get the support needed. Today Blockstream controls BTC, BCHN controls BCH, and Viltalik controls ETH, and all three could change (for example, just like BCHABC did get replaced), but the resources to do the replacement are only possible with the right connections. Is not something anyone can do, and BCH got lucky at this point to have all the necessary influence to prevent ABC from keeping control over the protocol. In another case, where people with a lack of resources wanted to take control of the node for honest and good reasons, it would have failed completely, leading to a minority fork.
  • Market conditions for BCH are at the worst stage ever. This only partially affected me even if, at some point, I generated a profit (especially with the last recent pump). However, the constant price downfall is one of the main reasons why BCH won't get adopted compared to BTC or ETH long term. Investors and business owners aren't interested in holding a coin that will go down in price constantly, and sadly, in this case, it's not particularly because of random market conditions; it's because of BCH's own fault. To be specific: Constant forks, public figures that used to support BCH betraying it, CoinFlex rug pull due to unprofessional company management and corruption, plus lack of incentives to actually use and hold BCH (and everything said before adds up to this point).
  • Darknet and deep web: There's no BCH adoption there. This point should be self-explanatory, but the fact people don't use BCH to buy stuff on the darknet and deep web and rather use BTC and Monero is a big red flag. If we expect people to find BCH utility, the first group of users that should be adopting it are those markets. However, there's no market from what I was informed and checked myself that actually used BCH as a payment method. This, for me, is the biggest red flag, as the people that should care about this product don't care because, for them, there are better options. Could be price action? Or could be non-anonymous txs? Heck, even ETH is used there, and people rather mix those coins with Tornado. Bitcoin Cash fusions aren't getting positive metrics from what I know, so from both sides, BCH is not a compelling product. Maybe fees aren't everything in this adoption equation.
  • The EVM experiment is dead. And some people might not agree with me, but let me give you a short story: I have experience with EVMs, and I worked with projects on AVAX, sBCH, SOL, and ETH. From the EVM perspective, and in general, terms, having a chain with no backup at all is a tremendous warning itself. But the fact the peg hasn't been fixed for over 2 months is incredibly insane. So yes, don't expect sBCH to survive this without starting from 0, trying to regain the trust that won't come back thanks to CoinFlex. The EVM experiment is dead and won't come back. I am not being pessimistic, if you believe otherwise, you are being over-positive, and I would sadly tell you to stop the religious following on these groups/scammers that rug pulled you.
  • Main BCH figures get tainted every time, the last one: Roger and Mark Lamb (+ many of those people that got thousands of dollars from Flipstarter and never finished anything). And yes, people will probably be kicking Roger over the next few months if Mark is right about his lawsuit. Which is a potential truth at this point (and no, this doesn't mean Mark is good, Mark is a corrupt scum no matter the outcome). About the Flipstarter part, we could safely say we were wrong about the investment method; Flipstarter wasn't a good way to give money because it gave no responsibility to the project owners. And yes, to be transparent, I ran a Flipstarter in the name of CoinGigs, which was successful, and also completed all the promises listed in the donation window.
    Note: I left CoinGigs and gave all the power to its previous owner, and since that, the project has been completely abandoned and unused with no updates at all. I did my job, upgraded it, and left (modern user interface, side-shift integration/multi-coin usage, marketing with low-budget and much more).
  • Many of the OGs left, and after the CF drama, probably all of them.

And that's it. Those are the reasons why I am out. I hope you know to understand why the ban was the last punch for me.

For a positive endpoint, I want to say that I think BCH is still a good project with a good heart, but sadly it's not going well and most likely won't grow more from this because of all the points I mentioned before. And they'll probably repeat in the future. The BCH community betrayed itself when it gave all the power to such an important product (sBCH) to a DEX (CoinFlex).

Have a good day, and I wish luck to Bitcoin Cash!


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In your opinion, what is the best crypto we have for quick, low fee transactions?

Just wondering about the general community's opinion on this.

My general thoughts on this is that eventually in the future, we'll be using cryptocurrenies for everyday transactions however we'll use different cryptos based on the transaction.

For example if you're buying a hot dog at a sporting event you'll need a transaction to happen within seconds, my first thought on this was litecoin, Bitcoin and Bitcoin cash (though I'm not sure how they'd hold up with mass adoption) however; if you're buying a car, that's a large enough purchase that could justify a Bitcoin transaction once it's found it's grounded price.

My opinion on the question is for small transactions I could see Litecoin, possibly a couple stablecoins or MAYBE even doge if it can maintain 0.01usd over time

For larger transactions I can see Bitcoin still being around for LARGE purchases such as houses and business contracts, Ethereum of course they've positioned themselves quite well to keep up with the times. I also have a feeling one of the major alternative blockchains such as Solana, Tezos or Polygon could gain massive traction and be around to stay as serious player.

Let me know what you guys think!


Cardano Rumor Rundown August 25, 2022

Hey Everyone!

Let’s go….

Newly Covered Today:

  1. Vasil Progress today is showing 40% of blocks in Epoch 359 and 54% of Nodes reporting version 1.35.3 (Aug 24). https://pooltool.io/networkhealth
  2. Apparently Tether want’s the world to know they haven’t frozen any TornadoCash related addresses. But, they’ll be happy to comply as soon as they are told to do it. https://tether.to/en/tether-holds-firm-on-decision-not-to-freeze-tornado-cash-addresses-awaits-law-enforcement-instruction/ https://twitter.com/Tether_to/status/1562468486886346753
  3. It looks like MuesliSwap is now in Private Beta Mainnet for its Hybrid Dex. Vasil era dApps are starting to feel very close. https://twitter.com/MuesliSwapTeam/status/1562425751005442051
  4. Coinbase is now getting in on the staking derivatives party. I wonder how much of the total delegation of ETH will end up centralized in this way. https://twitter.com/CoinbaseAssets/status/1562476695357358080
  5. Congressman Emmer is formally asking Janet Yellen how OFAC can sanction something that’s not a person or an entity but just code. https://twitter.com/RepTomEmmer/status/1562084891247902721

Previously covered, but still interesting:

  1. Polina Vinogradova on babel fees. https://twitter.com/timbharrison/status/1550557249868816384
  2. The 3AC Founders were interviewed by Bloomberg. https://twitter.com/PastryEth/status/1550521333691387905
  3. Lyn Alden makes an interesting thread about crypto being a separation of “money and state”. https://twitter.com/LynAldenContact/status/1550960304472956930
  4. Here’s an article from SundaeSwap covering the perspective of a dApp team preparing for the upcoming fork. https://sundaeswap-finance.medium.com/the-vasil-hard-fork-from-a-dapp-builders-perspective-9ee454758c16
  5. Elizabeth Warren and five other members of the US Congress have asked the EPA to “require reporting of energy use and emissions from cryptominers.” https://www.warren.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/2022.07.15%20Letter%20to%20EPA%20and%20DOE%20Re%20Cryptomining%20Environmental%20Impacts.pdf
  6. FutureFest is already working on a plan to have actual humans working in Cardano Metaverses. https://twitter.com/futurefestxr/status/1551607701385318400
  7. There is now a “blockchain-in-a-box” project for Java devs to create blockchain solutions that Ergo, IOG, and Hyperledger have been involved in. https://twitter.com/IOHKMedia/status/1551593026568523778 https://www.bitcoininsider.org/article/176881/blockchain-tool-will-allow-java-developers-build-blockchain-solutions
  8. Apparently Solana is embracing its “open for business only sometimes” history with actual physical stores. https://twitter.com/Scott_eth/status/1551539635137953793
  9. While Cardano’s eras are named after historically significant figures like Voltaire, Basho, Byron, & Shelley; the Ethereum roadmap labels are more like a parody of a reproductive health class. https://twitter.com/VitalikButerin/status/1551603545752870912
  10. Is security the biggest challenge facing the mass adoption of Web 3? FYEO thinks so. https://twitter.com/InputOutputHK/status/1551672421769519115
  11. Plutus Core programs generated from Typescript are now a thing. https://twitter.com/MicheleHarmonic/status/1551261395295080449 https://www.typescriptlang.org/
  12. SpaceBudz has laid out the path to migrate to new art. https://twitter.com/spacebudzNFT/status/1552042478085308418
  13. Cardano 360 will be this Thursday (July 28). https://twitter.com/InputOutputHK/status/1551968626470690816
  14. Kraken apparently forgot that doing business with Iran is a hot button issue for the US government. https://www.reuters.com/technology/us-crypto-exchange-kraken-suspected-violating-sanctions-nyt-2022-07-26/
  15. Senators Toomey and Sinema think you shouldn’t have to pay taxes on crypto purchases or trades under $50. https://seekingalpha.com/news/3860821-us-senators-introduce-bill-that-would-end-taxes-on-small-crypto-transactions
  16. For the first time in modern history, the Federal Reserve has executed back-to-back 75 basis point hikes. https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/27/economy/fed-meeting-interest-rates-75-basis-points/index.html
  17. Indigo reports that they are now feature complete! https://twitter.com/Indigo_protocol/status/1552268277438619648
  18. We now have blockchain tracked clothes on Cardano. But, these shirts are expensive. https://twitter.com/OriginThread/status/1552280610923749384
  19. You no longer have to dislike just Meta (Facebook) OR crypto VCs. You can now hate them both simultaneously in the form of their bastard children: Aptos & Sui. https://twitter.com/milesdeutscher/status/1552281885438488577
  20. The U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis showed a -0.9% GDP growth print this morning (July 28). That’s two quarters in a row of negative growth which corresponds to a common definition of a recession although the National Bureau of Economic Research is considered the official arbiter of recessions and marks such events based on a wide range of economic factors analyzed over many months. https://www.bea.gov/ https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/28/economy/us-economy-second-quarter-gdp/index.html
  21. The July Cardano 360 was released today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHHVaxkHFrE
  22. The ADA Realm & Actum Games AMA recording is now available in discord. https://discord.com/channels/903957555083087892/913541370436808754
  23. CardaStation just onboarded a game developer to their team who spent the last six years at Ubisoft working on games like Riders Republic and Ghost Recon. https://discord.com/channels/908827661504237599/909005782790586379
  24. Here’s a mysterious post from Ready Player Me about some news coming from Pavia. https://twitter.com/readyplayerme/status/1552993598022508550
  25. The Ledger Nano now supports 100 Cardano native tokens via Ledger Live. https://www.ledger.com/blog/ledger-expands-cardano-support-manage-100-native-tokens-with-ledger-live
  26. SundaeSwap now has a monthly video development update. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc8ZCVCMcXM
  27. There was a hack of the Nomad bridge for 150 million that affected several different Cardano projects and wrapped assets in Cardano. https://twitter.com/Oraclecharli3/status/1554266219787784192 https://twitter.com/samczsun/status/1554252024723546112 https://twitter.com/IagonOfficial/status/1554258785690157056 https://twitter.com/GeroWallet/status/1554264725923381248 https://twitter.com/Milkomeda_com/status/1554302195763269632
  28. Charles gave us a very concise summary of what’s going on with Vasil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na09S56FwuY
  29. Never forget how many people told us not to worry about the “transitory inflation”. https://twitter.com/patrickbetdavid/status/1554086521468239872
  30. As I write over 18k people have signed a petition asking for the removal of Gary Gensler. https://www.change.org/p/retail-investors-fire-gary-gensler-as-sec-chairman-for-obstruction-of-justice
  31. Apparently there is a Swiss bank now offering Cardano staking to its customers. https://watcher.guru/news/cardano-staking-available-at-swiss-sygnum-bank-as-ada-moves-to-crush-ethereum https://twitter.com/sygnumofficial/status/1554349276985278464
  32. WingRiders posts a thread on the impact of the Nomad bridge hack and how the team responded. The thread will be sure to cause some controversy. https://twitter.com/wingriderscom/status/1554370695919976448
  33. As if the Robbery Forest wasn’t busy enough yesterday, there are late breaking reports from today (August 3rd) about some kind of exploit related to the Solana world. https://twitter.com/nftpeasant/status/1554612135992479751 https://twitter.com/SolportTom/status/1554609401369137152 https://twitter.com/magiceden/status/1554620084831674370
  34. Charli3 may have some bad news for you if you bought their ERC-20 tokens on the cheap after the hack yesterday. https://oraclecharli3.medium.com/charli3-update-post-nomad-hack-a3cd576237a0
  35. The giant gulf between the Cardano approach to smart contract standards and that of our competitors is highlighted amid the Nomad bridge exploit coverage. https://twitter.com/IOHK_Charles/status/1554648163532689408 https://twitter.com/sherlock_hodles/status/1554650723291381761
  36. Southrye makes an interesting observation about what I would call one of the bigger differences between Solana and Cardano. https://twitter.com/Southrye/status/1554679752430161922
  37. Looks like Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin bet isn’t playing out how MicroStrategy expected. He is no longer CEO. He is now only the Chairman. https://twitter.com/Mayhem4Markets/status/1554560424267366409 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/michael-saylor-microstrategy-ceo-bitcoin-204325431.html
  38. Here’s John Woods on the possibility of Algorand/Cardano collaboration. https://twitter.com/StakeWithPride/status/1555001121508249601
  39. This article contains allegations that may cast a heavy shadow of doubt on the purported total value locked (“TVL”) of the Solana ecosystem. https://www.coindesk.com/layer2/2022/08/04/master-of-anons-how-a-crypto-developer-faked-a-defi-ecosystem/
  40. Pavia has unveiled the first look at one of the eight districts in the Pavia Plaza. This one appears to be Japan themed. https://youtu.be/4YCQPPo_O1U https://twitter.com/Pavia_io/status/1555210549423644674
  41. The former President of the New York Fed says a full blown recession is either already here or will be very soon. https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/04/economy/recession-inflation-fed-dudley/index.html
  42. BlackRock and Coinbase are now working together to bring crypto exposure to institutional clients. https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/04/economy/recession-inflation-fed-dudley/index.html
  43. The US Treasury has added a bunch of Tornado Cash mixer related ETH addresses to their naughty guy sanctions list. Reports are also coming in that Circle has frozen USDC belonging to some of these Tornado Cash users. Hilarious reactions followed. https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/financial-sanctions/recent-actions/2022080 https://twitter.com/bantg/status/1556712790894706688 https://twitter.com/juthica/status/1556648502658318337 https://twitter.com/bantg/status/1556656916234965000 https://twitter.com/econoar/status/1556752321773576193
  44. PWC just did a big metaverse survey of 5k consumers and 1k business leaders that indicated 67% of companies are actively engaged in metaverse projects (beyond just experimentation) and 82% expect metaverse activities to be a part of their normal business activities in the next three years. https://www.pwc.com/us/metaversesurvey
  45. FutureFest is putting on a metaverse concert event on Wednesday at 7pm ET. https://twitter.com/futurefestxr/status/1556688896825516032
  46. I think we have found the perfect insult: “that’s web2 thinking”. https://twitter.com/matiwinnetou/status/1556681984789086208
  47. Celsius and Voyager users are currently worried bankruptcy proceedings might involve a clawback of certain withdrawals from these centralized financial platforms. https://twitter.com/TheRealPlanC https://twitter.com/SimonDixonTwitt/status/1556574979524804609
  48. Someone actually did dust a bunch of .eth wallets with ETH from TornadoCash. https://twitter.com/josephdelong/status/1557011056572129280
  49. Coinbase reported a $1.1 billion net loss in Q2 vs. $1.59 billion in net income last year in Q2. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/08/09/coinbase-coin-earnings-q2-2022.html
  50. Reports are coming in that Curve was exploited for $573k. https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1557104364690489346 https://twitter.com/CurveFinance/status/1557104676830601216
  51. Bank of England researchers are worried the use of cryptoassets in the metaverse could lead to systemic risks. https://bankunderground.co.uk/2022/08/09/cryptoassets-the-metaverse-and-systemic-risk/
  52. A law firm representing Pavia has released a “case study” on their work with Pavia. https://twitter.com/StephensonLawHQ/status/1557360513654423559
  53. More surprises from the Coinbase quarterly filing: the SEC has sent subpoenas to Coinbase regarding its stablecoin and yield generating products. https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/0001679788/000167978822000085/coin-20220630.htm#ibd16326c8f82466fbb851d71853b44a8_262
  54. Virtua gives us a first in-world peek at a game inside their metaverse. https://twitter.com/VirtuaMetaverse/status/1557411483809636352
  55. Don’t forget, the Pavia merch claim for plot holders will start today (Aug 11) and run for two weeks. https://discord.com/channels/897161313120321536/897682883471347763
  56. Artifct has released some images in their discord that seem to be related to avatars for their moon metaverse. https://discord.com/channels/882364185244237884/920120911414300773
  57. CardaStation also provided some in-world footage of the community center they are building. https://discord.com/channels/908827661504237599/909005782790586379
  58. Pavia just unveiled their rebrand and new website. https://pavia.io/ https://twitter.com/Pavia_io/status/1557769622320996352
  59. Pavia also gave us a much more extensive unveiling of the first district of the Plaza. It’s a narrated fly through with some interesting details. It sounds like the next district will be Cyberpunk. https://youtu.be/EhHuP4Z-aDk
  60. Cardano Node 1.35.3, which should be the Vasil hardfork combinator event version if all goes according to plan, was released today (Aug 11). https://github.com/input-output-hk/cardano-node/releases/tag/1.35.3
  61. There are some people debating whether the Ethereum Merge will result in tax liability. One of the items discussed is whether ETH holders will essentially be receiving a new coin if proof-of-work miners keep the old chain (and the old PoW ETH coins) alive. https://twitter.com/LucidCiC/status/1557710488955301889
  62. Lots of people took a quote from Vitalik about centralization of Ethereum out of context today (Aug 11). He was actually talking about the importance of sharding. https://youtu.be/kGjFTzRTH3Q?t=2167 https://twitter.com/NerdNationUnbox/status/1557260572621766660
  63. Wow! The Netherlands arrested the developer of Tornado Cash on Friday (Aug 12). The stakes just got a little higher in crypto. I suspect a lot of crypto platform developers will feel a little less easy about relying on their open source/decentralized credentials as a shield against government action. https://www.fiod.nl/arrest-of-suspected-developer-of-tornado-cash/
  64. An interesting point has been made that validating blocks in ETH 2.0 that contain Tornado Cash or other sanctioned transactions would be a violation of the sanctions while not validating those blocks can also lead to financial penalties (“inactivity leaking”) in ETH 2.0. The fear is that this could lead to protocol-level censorship to accommodate sanctions. https://twitter.com/lex_node/status/1558521705244594181
  65. Virtua has released a new episode of their podcast with some hints as to what they are building and some interesting discussion around building a virtual world that will operate across different technologies (browser, PC, mobile, etc). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BSl7no82nM
  66. The last two episodes of CopiCafe (the Cornucopias podcast episodes 18 & 19) have revealed some interesting details including screen shots of the mobile game, that the fourth zone of Cornucopias will be inspired by the Canary Islands, the Custom Dome sale may happen in the next two weeks if they can beat the Vasil hardfork, development of land staking is in its final stages, & a custom dome video will be coming next week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvGAGNv86Y0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnUlXU_tRZY
  67. Cornucopias has released the pricing on their custom domes in discord. https://discord.com/channels/829374949587419137/842583414439542805
  68. The Robbery Forest strikes again. This time it’s reported to be 1.2 billion printed in AUSD. https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1558735108672065538 https://twitter.com/AcalaNetwork/status/1558785360670298112
  69. IOG Researchers are at Crypto 2022 in Santa Barbara to present the “Ofelimos” Proof of Useful Work (PoUW) paper. https://twitter.com/InputOutputHK/status/1559170170307985409
  70. The Cardano Island Land Claim Event is going down next week! https://twitter.com/VirtuaMetaverse/status/1559261587298467841
  71. Orbis has released the whitepaper for their L2 ZK-Rollup Protocol. https://papers.orbisprotocol.com/whitepaper.pdf https://twitter.com/orbisproject/status/1559178331433512960
  72. WingRiders held a community vote on issues related to the Nomad Exploit Incident. https://twitter.com/wingriderscom/status/1559177924699471873
  73. Here’s a great thread from Maladex on why total value locked (“TVL”) makes no sense at all as a metric in crypto. https://twitter.com/CardanoMaladex/status/1559552276234215424
  74. Ethereum is having a crisis of conscience over the inevitable censorship & loss of permissionlessness that will come out of the Tornado Cash sanctions. https://twitter.com/sassal0x/status/1559357892645437440 https://twitter.com/econoar/status/1559271411658526720 https://twitter.com/freeslave06/status/1559350621714653192
  75. The censorship is already there as a practical matter as shown in this interesting thread on more centralization trouble in the world of Ethereum staking/block validation. https://twitter.com/varun_mathur/status/1558905077523484672
  76. CZ very convincingly makes the case that the large corporate institutions are already here in crypto. https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1559642866787426314
  77. The Pavia avatar merch drop for plot holders has finally arrived. https://merch.pavia.io/ https://twitter.com/Pavia_io/status/1559852416820027395
  78. Worried about quantum computing and crypto? There’s already movement in the space that can be incorporated into Cardano. https://twitter.com/JohnAlanWoods/status/1559847847264141313
  79. There is so much political strife in ETH over the censorship issue that the different sides are literally adopting flags at this point. This is how civil wars start. Poloniex is now even hinting at supporting both the proof-of-stake ETH and the proof-of-work ETH Forks. https://twitter.com/ercwl/status/1559284150749765641 https://twitter.com/Poloniex/status/1555085757450272768
  80. We now have more information on the first Virtua metaverse game and a naming contest. https://twitter.com/VirtuaMetaverse/status/1559940305310420992
  81. Cardano metaverses seem to be doing just fine compared to what Meta put out just two days ago (Aug 15). https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2022/08/17/does-mark-zuckerberg-not-understand-how-bad-his-metaverse-looks/ https://twitter.com/day25/status/1559842465477435399
  82. Pavia is contemplating additional use cases for the Pavia avatar merch like making the pieces keys to access special OG areas and etc. https://twitter.com/Pavia_io/status/1560186546988400640
  83. The Cardano community loves watching the “Bankfull” Podcast boys get dunked on these days. After all their Cardano comments…it’s live by the sword, die by the sword. https://twitter.com/_Checkmatey_/status/1560013273545719810 https://twitter.com/AllenWu29331265/status/1560064947711000576
  84. Here’s some very interesting discussion on Hydra vs. ZK-Rollups in Cardano. https://twitter.com/_KtorZ_/status/1560008315597365252
  85. Lots of talk about the potential censorship problems in the ETH All Core Devs call today. Just a reminder that Cardano currently doesn’t have these problems since different architecture (e.g. No Flashbots-esque MEV-centric middleware). https://youtu.be/jJaCaS0WbIw
  86. LiqwidDAO wants to form a Nonprofit Association in Switzerland to be situated in a jurisdiction with some regulatory clarity. https://discord.com/channels/759807412688388136/981259898551664650
  87. Virtua has released some images of the condo towers. https://twitter.com/VirtuaMetaverse/status/1560353042997940225
  88. C’mon Canada! Selective caps on crypto transactions now?!? https://twitter.com/mochains/status/1559971309597122560
  89. Cornucopias Custom Dome information is here along with game play footage. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1S3m_04-6hGmBPmeP74sZzbIFJIIPeoTC/preview https://twitter.com/RobGreig3/status/1560984962995818499
  90. Charles addressed the dialogue around 1.35.3 on Friday (8.19) and it looks like everything has been resolved by August 20.The path for all SPOs to upgrade to 1.35.3 looks clear. https://twitter.com/IOHK_Charles/status/1560666160861184001 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K85M3c4VfBQ https://twitter.com/IOHK_Charles/status/1561077286807318529
  91. Apparently, MuesliLending will be a thing. https://twitter.com/MuesliSwapTeam/status/1560672945210503169
  92. Coinbase has done a great job of summing up the regulatory progress in crypto in a single chart. https://twitter.com/brian_armstrong/status/1561455357448183808
  93. Ready Player Me who Cardano knows as the avatar provider to metaverse projects like Reach and Pavia just got a $56 million Series B from a16z. https://twitter.com/readyplayerme/status/1562032070251032576
  94. Nick Szabo made a very important prediction about Ethereum half a decade ago that seems to be coming true (in a bad way). Luckily, Cardano is suffering the same fate. https://twitter.com/phyrooo/status/1562118994353700864
  95. Virtua gave us a little peek at what looks like the actual location of the towers on Cardano Island. https://twitter.com/VirtuaMetaverse/status/1562145145901891588
  96. Cornucopias has dropped their custom dome video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL_4dTFKyJk
  97. The 1.35.3 adoption continues to climb today (Aug.24). https://pooltool.io/networkhealth

~Army of Spies


CryptoNight

Two months ago, Elon Musk twitted just the word "Cryptonight".

I read his tweets with a grain of salt since it's hard to decrypt their meaning, while he often behaves trollish. But is he?

People like Elon have access to information that most of us don't. This is why when he mentions crypto, I keep my eyes open and take extra effort to research that topic.

For those who don't know, "Cyptonight" was the mining algo of the first privacy coin Bytecoin which then forked to create Monero which later changed his algo to RandomX.

Since I feel that privacy is a must, this got me pretty intrigued.

Another event got me even more intrigued. A few days ago, michaeljburry on Twitter, the investor that predicted the mortgage crisis in 2008 (The Big Short movie), twitted a YT link to this music video, saying that it sounds a lot like Metallica (in a good way). Even if the title is "Crypto Knight" and not exactly "CryptoNight", you can't blame me because I see a correlation. I know, the song tells the story of lost Bitcoins and has nothing to do with privacy coins. But... to my knowledge, Mr.Burry doesn't often tweet about crypto, and when he does, he's not very bullish.

After re-reading what I wrote, I feel like a shitty journalist that glues pieces of the puzzles by interpreting them as he likes just for content creation. I'm aware of that...

I just wanted to point out that there's a chance that the topic of blockchain privacy started to snowball among influential people.

If that's the case, why are they talking about CyptoNight?

Is there something going on around some coins with that algo?

A few months ago, I posted about investing the minimal amount ($3.14) into most coins offered by TradeOgre. Some of them use CryptoNight. I think it could be worth gambling a minimal amount just into CryptoNight coins. Maybe it's time to buy the rumor.

So, what to buy or mine?

This link should show all (or at least most) of the coins using the CryptoNight algo.

After doing some research, I realized that some of the listed coins have switched to other algos. This time I won't list any coins since most coins I like walked away from CryptoNight. If I find something interesting, I will let you know. If you have any suggestions, comment.

Maybe I got it all wrong... But one thing is sure, privacy is must. People will start realizing it just after they lose it. Meanwhile, there are people already making shovels when the "gold rush" begins. Or better said, "privacy rush".


OK................It's Time for My Annual Pre-Burning Man Rant and Predictions. 24 Years of going to Burning Man.

OK................It's Time for My Annual Pre-Burning Man Rant and Predictions. 

24 Years of going to Burning Man.

I came to Burning Man at 17 years old in 1997, and I made a promise to myself when I saw Him Fall In Flames for the first time that I would come back to the Burn every year until They stopped doing it. Here I am all

these years later still Ranting and Raving. Asking myself "How The Fuck is this Pyro-Art-Festival-Dirt-Rave-For-Techies we call Burning

Man still a Thing?" After Two years off and a Renegade, Burning Man is still going and so am I.

So Procrastinate your Packing and let’s get this thing Cracking!

Zapper Jones is here to Drop Pants and Drop Rants. Let's Do It! 

Why we must Protect Old Naked Dudes On Bikes At All Costs.........

Old Naked Dudes on Bikes play a very key role in the management of the Burner-Ecosystem. These Majestic Rolling Grey Beards act as the pollinators of our culture. 

They blaze trails though the Playa Dust creating the perfect environmental conditions that the ShirtCock Colonies, and packs of Hairy Naked Weirdos can thrive. 

 Assholes with Megaphones Depend on the Shirtcockers and Hairy Naked Weirdos As steady staple in their Diet of Amplified Harassment.  But Most importantly Assholes with Megaphones also prey upon Influencers and GOOD-VIBES-ONLY-Burners and this helps to prevent Coachella outbreaks. 

Too Much Influence and Good-Vibes-Only can cause painful inflammation of Coachella on Your Burning Man. 

The Weather:

 I hope it's terrible. We have had it way too good for way too long. It just seems appropriate that after two years off, we should have todeal with some big winds and serious dust storms or some otherbullshit. Burning Man is at its Best when the weather is at its worst............ 

Fuck Our Burn.

ArtCars:

The ArtCars of Burning Man Never disappoint. Every year they keep getting Bigger, Brighter and Louder.

The only problem is that there will be far less Artcars Cruising the Playa. I have been talking with Many Previous Artcar Owners who have decided that instead of spending thousands of dollars and year round work just to wave their Metaphorical Dicks around, That it is Much Cheaper and Efficient to just drop pants physically wave dick on playa. Shirtcocking is Back! 

The Large Scale Art:

 Well it's going to be bigger and better than last year's Renegade, but that's not saying much. And right now Shit is all Fucked up in the Art Department because 90% of the Installations had been Curated for a 2020 Burning Man that never fucking happened... Meanwhile over the past Two years the price of goods such as Lumber and Steel have skyrocketed! So don't be surprised if most of it seems totally Half-Assed and created on a shoestring budget. 

It's a Half-Assed Burning Man.

After this much time off, you would think that everyone would have their shit together. Guess again BurnWad. This year everyone is Burning On A Budget.

Mayan Warrior has sold their old sound system and replaced it with 50 self-powered Mackie Speakers. Robot Heart is only driving out to Mid-Playa to save money on gas.

Opulent Temple has been downgraded to just "Upscale Temple”.

Camp Question Mark is just letting their Wooks out to graze on open playa instead of corn feeding them this year. 

The Surrounding Camps are preparing for the Roaming

Wook-Herd by building False Trash Fences and playing Deep-House Music in hopes of driving them south into the city. 

Center Camp has given up on Coffee and now is focused on gathering recycled cans to pay the DPW. It's an unsustainable situation because DPW only works for Beer, and Center Camp’s Recycling Program is financially dependent on DPW's recycled beer cans. 

Even the Man himself will be Half-Assed this year. Expensive Neon Lighting To be replaced with more economical LED Strips and Glowsticks.

The Fucksticks on Electric Bikes problem will be of epidemic proportions this year. Most of these lazy assholes haven't ridden a bicycle since Grade School and yet will be traveling at 30 mph in the dark with no lights while high on Ketamine. What could possibly go wrong???  

I’ll tell you. There is going to be many Multi-Fuckstick-Pile-Up-Crashes on the Esplanade. I advise taking the side streets to avoid the Log-Jam-of-Fucksticks clogging up the roadways. To be Clear,  I sincerely do not give a Burning-Fuck about other peoples safety. However I do care about my own.

So Watch out where you are going FUCKSTICK and put some God Damn lights on it on so at least I can jump out of the way before your Oblivious-K-tarded-Ass runs me over.

Shirts On- Pants Off!

The Most recent Official Burning Man census Data poll shows that for the first time since 2004, 60% of Burners support Shirtcocking. This is up a whopping 80% up from the previous census cycle..The change in public perception is in part from the Influx of Previous ArtCar Owners. But mostly it is the  increased popularity of Underground Competitive Shirtcocking. Also known as "Dick-Tricking”. 

Some Of These Professional-Pantsless-Cock-Knockers are even getting sponsorship from Larger camps like PlayaSchool and Dr.Bronners Bath-House. There is new blood in the ShirtCocking Game, making this year a great year for both Oldschool ShirtCockers and Nouveau-Dick-Trickers alike.

Shirt-Twatting is this years Controversial Hot Topic inside the world of Competitive Genital Twisters. 

Some in the Dick-trick Community don't see Snatch-Shirting as a legitimate sport. And Those who bounce around the  Professional-Boobie-Bouncer-Circuit  tend to look down on Shirt-Twatting as it stands in direct defiance of what they do. I for one support all of Competitive Genital sports and look forward to seeing more Dick Waving, Shirt-Snatching, and Professional Titty Jiggling as it becomes even more popular in the coming years.

CATCHPHRASES:

“Fuck Your Burn'' is a long gone phrase of the past. 

"BURN YOUR FUCKS" Is this year's Hot-New-Hard-Snark-Snap.

Others include "Burn Back Better Next Year" , "Best Coachella Ever!" 

"UN-FUCK YOUR BURN”, and lastly "SICK” BURN Can be used in certain context.

MonkeyPox Jokes are DOA. However SARS has always been funny. 

You can stop with the Daft Punk Trash Fence thing all together. This year it's Britney Spears Motivational Speech at Center Camp.

Britney is Free and has wanted to come to Burning Man for over a decade now. So you can bet your last Dogecoin she is gonna be out there.  

Dildos:

Nevada is an open Carry State so I encourage you to exercise your freedoms and openly carry a Dildo. It's a constitutional right, Use it or Lose it. Some People bring Dildos to serve as Self Protection. Others simply enjoy Hunting Wild-Wook on the Deep Open Playa. Lots of people just like tossing 'em around for target practice.

It’s Fun, Family Friendly, and a great way to meet fellow Floppy Trigger Fingers Fanatics. If you are going to be packing rubber at the Burn, just Be aware that some Camps and Bars may ask you to Holster your Dildo at the door for safety reasons. It's all part of being a responsible Dildo owner. It's Basic Safety Protocol to Never Point a Loaded Dildo at someone unless you intend to use it. Keep your rubber dicks locked up when not in use. Never leave a Dildo locked in the car if parked in the Hot Sun.  It's a Good Camp Policy to have at minimum 1 Dildo per 10 people for Safety and Security. Because the only thing that can stop a Bad Guy with a Rubber Dick is a Good Guy with a Bigger Rubber Dick.

Drugs Not Hugs:

Like it or not there is gonna be a shit-ton of SARS out there, and our culture of excessive hugging maybe seems like something we should reconsider. I’m sure I am not the only one that Hates constantly getting smashed, stabbed or punctured by camp medallions when over-enthusiastic huggers aggressively nipple slam and grapple. Sorry, but your suffocating-left-sided-heart-to-heart-over-extend-awkward 45-second-long-hug while doing breath-work is not going to align my chakra or make us connect on a deeper level.  In fact, it might make me sick as fuck in a few days. You Know what be would like 100 times better and something we can both enjoy?   Some Drugs…. So Let's ALL stop doing Hugs and start doing Drugs. Thank You.

A Guide to the Sub-Genres of Music at Burning Man:

What is Bass Music ???

It's Dubstep for Burners who are too embarrassed by Dubstep to call it Dubstep. It's the Sound of Burning Man 2012 and it's still haunting dancefloors with creepy basslines, scary random noises and build-ups that never deliver.  It offers a place of salvation to Nightmare-Hippy-Chicks-on-Acid and Bearded-Wooks on a Vision Quest. It's the type of music for those looking to Blast off on A Righteous Head Trip to communicate with our digital ancestor spirits while pure BASS rattles their lower Charkas.

Unfortunately, the only thing that Bass music DJs like more than a Fat Bass Drop is a Big Name Drop. Between every song these DipShit-Dubsteppers will NameDrop whatever "Fresh Banger Remix" is playing. Or what Half-Produced "Collab" they teamed up with a Bigger Artist on. (NAME DROP) Honestly It's Extremely harsh being sucked back into reality from the 43th dimension on a DMT Vision Quest when all the music suddenly stops for DJ-GlockTriggers Self-Promotion and Shout Out.

What is DeepHouse ???

It's the Doosh-Baggy Sound of Instagram Influencers and the Crypto-Bro-Trust-Fund #sunrise #burningman #blessed #selfie crowd.  It's Chord-Based-Atmospheric-Harmonics are designed to be Flashy, and yet not evoke any emotion that may take away from the Selfie Sunrise Experience. Deep House is Only Played on Large ArtCars on Deep Playa.  It caters to the elite who don't leave the safety of Ketamine Dreams inside Air conditioned RVs but for a few blissful hours at sunrise for photoshoots and champagne with close friends. It’s a part, a deep part, of Deep-Playa-Deep-House-Sunrise-Culture to be Ultra Exclusive and Socially Unavailable. Because through the eyes of an Influencer, everyone else in the world is simply a Follower.

It's another Burning Man Fad that is finally starting to fade away. Now that the Bitcoin Market has crashed and Instagram has very little Influence for Influencers to Influence there is no reason for any of them to come back. The few Deep-Housers who did not invest their life savings into Board Ape NFTs or who didn’t make enough Money from Personal Product Sales on the Gram to survive cultural shift this year are Coming Back, Burning on a Budget, and finding Business Techno to be a more economical approach.

What is Business-Techno ???

It's the sound of TikTok Celebrities and Real Estate Investors who respect the Restaurant-Chain business approach to Techno Music. It is the Hottest-New-DooshBaggy-Music-Trend at 

Burning Man.  Business-Techno is strictly in the Business of Techno

and Business is Booming. Business-Techno is open 24/7 and Flooding the Market with Standard Techno Music,  regardless of Sunrise or Sunset. Why go all the way to Deep Playa when you can enjoy some Simple Business-Techno right on the Esplanade? From a Business point of view, this just makes sense. It's Centrally located closer to Bars and Toilets and most importantly your camp! With Business-Techno there is no need to spend thousands of dollars on high end designer outfits to meet the Top Deck Vip Access Dress Code. Business-Techno only expects you to dress in casual clothing and not smile or dance while standing in the VIP section … because Business-Techno Is Serious Business.

What is EDM ???

EDM is the sound of desperate DJs trying to find the Lowest Common Denominator to get the largest Crowd Reactions. It's a Place for Bimbos and Himbos in neon rave gear who love Cheesedick Electronica and enjoy large group sing-alongs while the DJ plays Top-40 Pop songs mixed with tin-can basslines. You will know it's EDM because the DJ will get on a microphone and tell the crowd what to do. "Put your hands up!!" "SAY HEEEYOOO”! It's your responsibility to NEVER EVER do what an EDM DJ tells you to do. Otherwise the dancefloor turns into Large Scale Aerobics Class with every other gullible EDM-BurnWad line-dancing and taking commands from a former used car salesman turned EDM DJ.

What is Tech-House ???

It's the sound of Zuckerberg-Tech-Bro-Frats and Las-Vegas-Day-Club-Doosh-Bonnets. It takes no risk, has no personality. It won't not rock the boat or the party. It's for those who don't make enough money to climb the social ladder of the "Deep-Playa-Deep-House-Elite”, but are still Far Too Wealthy and Self-Respecting to listen to Bass Music. Tech-House is the white rice of electronic music. It has no taste or flavor, just like the people who DJ it. Tech-House has no enthusiasts. It's hard to get excited about music that is made to be bland. It will soon be a thing of the Burning Man's past as the new Multi-Conglomerate-Sub-Franchised-Business-Techno-Market floods the streets with a similar brand of bland music but at half the cost. Tech-House never had a culture, so most Tech-House DJs won't mind the change in upper management as they switch to Business-Techno.

What is PsyTrance ???

It's the Sound of Modern-European-Festival-Goers And

Old-Acid-Hippy-Psyco-Naughts left over From the 90s Rave scene. PsyTrance is the least popular music at Burning Man. The Brave camps that do play PsyTrance face great ridicule from the Basic-Ass-Burner-Crowd who despise fast tempo music. The Few Lonely and Shamed PsyTrance camps will have sparsely populated dancefloors consisting of 6 or 7 confused International-Burners wondering why this tiny camp is the only one playing PsyTrance. As well as 1 or 2 shirtless balding dudes with grey dreadlocks Tripping Balls on Orange-MicroDots. And a one DJ who recently came back from a 10 day Ayahuasca ceremony somewhere in South America.

OK......Now its time to start the RANT

UM..... We need to talk about what happened last year.....

Renegade Burn showed us what Burning Man would be like without Burning a Man. First of all, It was fucking awesome. It was JankyAs Fuck, and also Pretty Goddamn Sketchy. There was a true sense ofFreedom and relief from the BORG's constant micro-management and relentless-nagging.It showed us all that We would be Just Fine without the BORG. 

Sure , we missed the Sweet Cash-Fueled Large-Scale Artwork that Big Daddy BORG normally doles out. And without a Theme Camp Placement Team a few Uptight-Nag-Burners were subjected to an unwanted PsyTrance Camp. But who gives a Fuck? If you come to a week-long RAVE, you should expect to hear Shitty-Rave-Music all week long.

It's clear that the BORG is deeply upset about last year's Renegade Burn and is doubling down on its Chokehold of Control.

Just The concept of just letting Burners Burn Naturally Goes against everything the BORG has tediously orchestrated over the past 20 years. Hundreds and thousands of man hours and life times of creative human potential have been spent Nit-picking at Board Meetings, attending BORG approved Marketing Seminars, Contacting Community Outreach Subcommittees, Evaluating Interactivity Evaluations, and Exclusive-Commodification Approval Appearances. And after a lifetime of Bureaucracy it was extremely upsetting to the long time BORG members to see Ungrateful Burners Who have never attended a 6-Day-Workshop-Intensive on Community Principals somehow toss together a Better Burning Man in just a few weeks without hardly even trying. What was most upsetting was that Renegade Burn threatened the BORG’S Side-Project-Funding.

The BORG has never given a Flying-Burning-Fuck about the Actual Burning Man Festival. 

Instead they see the Festival as a Cash Cow to fund it's many Lofty-Non-Profit-For-Profit-Legacy-Charity-Pet-Projects. It has no problem selling out the Culture to the biggest donors.

The BORG will always Prioritize Potential Patrons and Charity Donations for their Side-Projects over anything else. During the financial crunch that the pandemic caused, the BORG was hemorrhaging money and almost bankrupt. And when asked about cutting the Non-Essential-Programs, BORG Members made it Clear that they would rather watch the whole Festival go up in Flames and Die out, than cut a single penny from their beloved International-Advocacy-Groups and Smithsonian-Gallery-Legacy-Showcases. Instead the BORG has cut the budget of DPW to the point they only work for Beer, Slashed the Art-Department down to Splinter Stick-Figures, and Raised Ticket Prices. 

They are fucking our Burn! 

Burning Man NEVER Needed "Burners without Borders”.

What Burning Man needed was a "Burn without Board Members."

To re-grasp power, the BORG has stepped the Cultural Direction Initiative into Overdrive.  

The Cultural Direction Initiative:

If you have not read the BORG’s 10 year plan I don’t blame you.

It’s an extremely difficult read. I suffered through all 98 pages of it and I can tell you that 80% was ripped straight from the BORG's Magnetic-Refrigerator-Poetry inside the lunch room.  The remaining part is an Authoritarian Manifesto dedicated to Community Policing of Good Citizenship, featuring Cult-like Indoctrination-Propaganda, and is Hyper-focused on the BORG’s On-Going Deep-Seated Quest for more Worldwide Influence.  

The BORG now calls for more involvement at every point in the process. They are going to radically increase the amount of rules and regulation in the name of

building a Flawless-City-Planned-Detail-Oriented-Thinktank-Curated-Social-Engineered-Utopia-for-the-Middle-Upper-Class.

The 10 Principals Under the Cultural Direction Setting Initiative:

RADICAL SELF  

explanation.

IMMEDIACY  

of email return.

RADICAL INCLUSION  

of paperwork.

GIFTING   

of time to bureaucracy.

RADICAL SELF RELIANCE  

on permission from the BORG.

LEAVE NO TRACE  

of board members paid salaries.

CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY    

to do exactly what the BORG demands.

PARTICIPATION    

is a mandatory year-round  

COMMUNAL EFFORT 

of communication required.

DECOMMODIFICATION

of personal freedom.

Will someone just tell Burning Man it's OK to be Burning Man. It's fine being the Festival it is.

It's OK to call it a Festival.

Larry Harvey called it a Festival.

It's a Festival by all definitions of the word. And if you say that it’s not, you are lying to yourself and the general public. The BORG started with this line of Pretentious Propaganda Crap shortly after they started offering VIP direct flights on a jet airplane via BurnerExpress AIR as a way to separate itself from other festivals. It is

NOT what  you call  Burning Man that is the Problem. The BORG has

bent over Marketing to the Jet-Set-Coachella-Sumertime-Feel-Good-Festival-Crowd , then have to try HARD to explain to these Basic BurnWads that somehow this isn't Coachella. And that's difficult to do when Coachella and EDC offer similar exclusive VIP experiences. The BORG claims this is not a Festival because they don't curate the music. Bullshit! The BORG is

simply subcontracting a music line up via Theme Camps and ArtCars.

They know exactly what type of Doosh-Baggy-Deep-House DJs the Deep

Playa ArtCars are going to bring. Or what kind of Knuckle-Dragging-Dipshit-DjJthe Bass Music camps will pay for. Saying it's not a Festival won't stop EDC and Coachella from buying last year's playa art or renting popular ArtCars for their own events.

 We can call it what it really is = A Big Dirt Rave full of Brain Dead DJss, Halfwit Hippies, Drugged out Dipshits, Raved Out Ravers , Fucked up Fucksticks ,Tech-Industry Idiots, Spiritual-Fakes, ShirtCockers, Weirdos, Wastoids and  a few Old Naked Dudes. on Bikes, filled With a Bunch of Strange Artwork, Meaningless Workshops, Parade Floats, Sound Systems, Terrible Free Drinks, Shit-Tons of LED lights and a FuckLoad of things that Burn. OR we can Just call it a FESTIVAL. It's OK.

This Year Will Be a Year of Change.

 It's up to all of us to "UN-FUCK THIS BURN”.

 So get out there make this Place Weird and Wild. 

I am Zapper Jones, I will be camped at "Camp Fuck Your Camp, Camp”. 

Our motto is "Fuck your Camp”.  I’ll See you Dusty-Half-Assed-Burnwads out there! Lets Fucking Burn It All Down!!