I'm writing this from the future, the year is 2069 and finger butt has been outlawed. The global financial system has collapsed and Trump was reelected to the presidency of the entire world. The tipping point was some dude named Sneaky Laxative griefing Mia Khalifa's minecraft house. This spurred a rush of events such as cricket becoming a mandatory subject in senior year of highschool. America discovers Quantum Teleportation but uses it for UberEats and the vast majority of the population become so overweight that sinkholes begin to appear when they walk outside. Russia accidentally detonates the gay bomb over their home soil causing their entire population to be destroyed after everyone stopped having kids. Iran becomes the Secular Freethinkers Republic of Iran after His Excellency Hassan Rouhani حسن روحانی read a book that wasn't the Quran and the guy who invented Bitcoin is revealed to be an old Yugoslavian woman who was just trying to plug in her computer to read Emails
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