For top tech swe engineers aspiring to climb to ladder to CEO for absolute power, money, status, and success, beware of this money driven, workaholic, identity-crisis, superstitious, power hungry person, charismatic/charming/sarcastic cunning individual,
even networking with them will enable this person to undermine you behind your back and will be too late when you find out:
Had a classmate who told some guys cyber patriot is for guys only then made a team of 3 girls and a smart cyber guy called “Bachelorettes+1”. Humor often involves jokes such as “it’s not we, it’s I”. Gets really annoyed when casual formation such as raising your hand at a seminar when a spokesperson asks how many interested people are planning to major in CS (for fear of inspiring competition). Obsessed with going to a no tax state for money. Even invested in bitcoin at a really young age.
Dad has a cold face and a white pigmentation defect, is superstitious (ensured she was born 8/8 dragon year and wears jade stone and red string and taught to have excessive pride on Cantonese despite being Vietnamese Hoa immigrants and being part Viet), refused to congratulate her for winning a raspberry pi and berated her for opening it because he couldn’t sell it for money. Pretends to be the Daoist Sage by growing a white beard but is hiding an Uber competitive unfriendly personality underneath. Subtly puts the number 8 in all account usernames
Has identity crisis and will do anything to validate it and bring pride to paternal ancestors.
Older sibling was disowned for going to a state school and that one didn’t post anything on LinkedIn or instagram due to feeling so ashamed.
Even pretended to collect a survey on club alumni after college for people in same grade but in reality to compare people and when asked how she was doing, kept it secret to maintain power and gatekeep. Studied cyber security for this reason along with AI to be the absolute top top
Gatekeep valuable connections by saying, “he’s my friend not yours!”
Wants absolute power and secretly says, “everyone must show me absolute respect!”
Criticized people making memes about junior board member by saying “Executive decisions don’t care about your opinion!!!”
Jokes include “Nobody wants to give you a job” and “it’s fair game”. Harmless jokes even include “I’m the CEO at <insert top unicorn>” which indicate competitiveness
Varsity tennis candidate for captain for prestige, skill, along IQ, and athleticism but watches basketball and other sports to get along with common people and built a moat network
Crazy secretive workaholic. For context did 5 internships starting freshman year, 4.5 years bs/meng eecs mit, minor in math, minor in neuroscience. Makes jokes about becoming CEO and secretly admired absolute power. Won’t say hello to people unless they can benefit them.
Is in Seattle for no state tax, avoids sales tax through “it’s fair game” exploits and going to Oregon.
As club president, lied that competition was in Java but few days prior said they changed it to Android, their strength. Put one guy in same grade on weakest team and secretly colluded with organizers to put her at advantage and put them at disadvantage.
After high school, persuaded admin to disband the club into smaller sections so no one could hold title of president of multiple clubs. Also aims for highest position of power anywhere and wants to make sure no one comes close to themselves. Dad doesn’t socialize and has angry face (think the angry Japanese guy from Hacksaw ridge grenade scene) and secretly whispers to them all the time.
Posts adventurous photos of various trips on their instagram to bolster their image and status. Posts come months after event so by the time people try to emulate them they are already ahead on the next thing.
Doesn’t react to LinkedIn posts and uploads internships a year later to avoid other people trying to copy them and catch up to their accomplishments. Often seen wearing jade pendant with red string or jade bangle for maximum luck, power, success, and $$$$
To recap, for those who are ambitious, competitive, and want power status undebatable success and CEO titles and greater social status (hardcore, adventurous, open minded, being cool, etc) this person described above will compete against you
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