Friday, November 6, 2020

End of World 'Surprisingly Good' for Bitcoin (The cryptOnion: Issue 1)

As news came in that an asteroid was heading towards Earth, potentially wiping out every living thing on the planet, cryptocurrency investors were surprisingly optimistic about how the impending doom could in fact have a positive effect on the price of Bitcoin.

Commenting in the r/cryptocurrency sub, user 'FinanciallyIndependently' wrote, "I don't see what all the fuss is about. I've been invested in Bitcoin since M.T. Gox and have seen way bigger threats to Bitcoin than some big rock from outer space." Another user named 'WenMoon' replied, "I honestly think that once all the dust has settled, this could be the event that finally sees Bitcoin hitting a new ath. The fundamentals are still the same. Buy the f**king dip!"

Meanwhile over at r/buttcoin, redditors were feeling euphoric at how the news of the impending asteroid collision had crashed the price of Bitcoin by over 40%. "LMAO, we told them it was going to zero but they were too deluded to listen! Can't wait to see the price after the asteroid hits!" one user commented.

Elsewhere, Nano investors have urged crypto holders to trade their Bitcoin for Nano, claiming that with only days remaining until the end of the world, it would be madness to have to waste a day of that waiting for a transaction to come through. Bitcoin maxis refused to be drawn into the argument, simply replying, "Nano. Lol."


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