Pre-boarding Announcement
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. This is the pre-boarding announcement for flight 69420 to BitcoinNation. We are now inviting those passengers with small children, and any passengers requiring special assistance, to begin boarding at this time. Please have your boarding keys and KYC identification ready. Regular boarding will begin in approximately ten minutes time. Thank you.
Final Boarding Announcement
This is the final boarding call for passengers booked on flight 69420 to BitcoinNation. Please proceed to Uniswap immediately. The final checks are being completed and the captain will order for the doors of the aircraft to close in approximately five minutes time. I repeat. This is the final boarding call for passengers booked on flight 69420 to BitcoinNation. Thank you.
Pre-flight Announcement
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Flight 69420 from wherever to BitcoinNation. We are currently third in line for take-off and are expected to be in the air in approximately seven minutes time. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all altcoins underneath your seat or in the overhead compartments. We also ask that your seats and table trays are in the upright position for take-off. Please turn on all personal electronic devices, including laptops and cell phones. Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight. Thank you for choosing AirBitcoin. Enjoy your flight.
Prepare for Take-off
"Cabin Crew: Prepare for take-off"
Captain's Announcement
Good afternoon passengers. This is your captain speaking. First I'd like to welcome everyone on AirBitcoin Flight 69420. We are currently cruising at an altitude of $62,360 at an airspeed of +4% per hour. The weather looks good and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in BitcoinNation approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather in BitcoinNation is clear and sunny, with a high of 25 degrees for this afternoon. If the weather cooperates we should get a great view of the blockchain as we descend. The cabin crew will be coming around in about twenty minutes time to offer you a light snack and beverage, and the inflight movie will begin shortly after that. I'll talk to you again before we reach our destination. Until then, sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.
Safety Briefing
Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the crew I ask that you please direct your attention to the monitors above as we review the emergency procedures. There are six emergency exits on this aircraft. Take a minute to locate the exit closest to you. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you. Count the number of rows to this exit. Should the market experience sudden loss, stay calm and don't listen for instructions from the cabin crew. Do your own research and make an educated decision. Oxygen masks will not drop down from above your seat. If you are trading with children, make sure that your own bags are safe first before helping your children. In the unlikely event of an emergency crash and evacuation of the market, leave your alts behind. Suicide-watch numbers should be pinned at the top of your favorite subreddit in case of emergency. While we wait for take off, please take a moment to review the safety data card in the seat pocket in front of you.
Thank you for choosing AirBitcoin.
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