I'm selling my $1.5 billion in Bitcoin, I can't handle people tweeting mean things at me anymore and I'm desperately seeking attention because daddy didn't love me.
If people were just my fwends and like my tweets more I wouldn't need to do this but since my father was away busy enslaving African children in his Emerald mine it's driven me to constantly seek validation -- without him I wouldn't be the insecure man I am today who needs to attention seek during every world event and then call people pedos after my ideas fail.
I'm really sorry guys but I am retiring as the dogefather and getting out of cryptocurrency as a whole.
Don't @ me unless you want to be fwends.
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