Wednesday, December 14, 2022

MW Wyco Wednesday Inventory Update! ALL Orders Today Only get a FREE Unlisted Variety! Orders Ending in "0" get a FREE Surprise Holiday Boom Box of Love and Magic! ALABAMA Orders get an ALABAMA syringe! NEW This Week: TAK MOUNTAIN! Restocked GT, Amazon, Aztec, B+, Blue Meanie, JMF, Z-Strain, PE6, TW

www.millywyco.com is the place to get the things!

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Credit/Debit, Cash App, Venmo, Zelle, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Bitcoin and Amazon Gift Cards (US ONLY). Cash by mail also accepted :)

***PLEASE NOTE*** We cannot ship active spores to CA, ID or GA but boy howdy laws are a changin'! Shouldn't be long at all.

***PLEASE NOTE*** All cultivation inquiries or any mention of cultivation of active species will result in a block, cancelled order, and invalid for any refunds or exchanges. Spores are for microscopy use only.

Salutations, salamanders!

First off, I want to give a HUGE thank you to everyone who wished me well during a time of sickness. I felt so much healing energy and love from this community. There's no doubt in my mind this helped me overcome whatever plagued me last Wednesday. Thankfully, I was able to get over the actual sickness of the bug in 24 hours or so, but my blood sugar was on a rollercoaster for a few days after which makes my everyday routine a bit more challenging to say the least. I appreciate y'alls patience and understanding more than you can even understand.

I'm often hard on myself when it comes to shipping orders, promises to release certain things and have all my goals on track, but sometimes life has other plans! Every day last week, I was getting messages telling me to get better, not rush and take it easy! Something I really need to work on as far as listening and not always doing. I do it because of love and passion, not because I feel a need to, but sometimes I get ahead of myself and just don't stop. This forced break was definitely a sign to slow down and enjoy the process. All the highs AND the lows. All the beautiful hella productive days and the ones that don't seem to go according to plan. All of these days are equally beautiful, and I'm truly grateful for the intervention of the universe to allow me to appreciate the slow down times, and coming out of it, my health. I've been blessed with incredibly good health while doing this gig, and since 2018, have only had two sick days, both of which came when I felt like I was running too hard and trying to accomplish too much. Coincidence? I say nah.

The timing of such events have allowed me to put a lot into perspective, calm down a bit and properly prepare for some exciting things to come. And it really couldn't have come at a better time too, as I have a gentleman and a scholar staying with me to help prepare for the upcoming awesomeness! I've been talking about some super secret new things coming and it's just about here! The first WW post of the year on January 4th will have a boat load of cool things that we can all benefit from and has been super fun on my end learning, improving and perfecting over the last 6 months.

Before I keep rambling on about the wonderfulness of life and it's lessons, I wanted to make my annual cringe USPS announcement. Each year around this time, the postal service gets wonky. Almost all of the orders I shipped on Monday had inaccurate tracking info, where they show shipped from some state besides TX, and delivered to an equally strange location. These were the tracking numbers that I purchased and were generated by USPS inaccurately. I'm sorry for anyone who isn't able to properly track your order, but I assure you it is on the way and should land within the next couple days! When I saw this error, I actually tracked down my local post man (who is incredibly awesome) and had him scan a few to take a look. He confirmed they were valid labels and would make it to their destination, despite having bunk info in their system. FURTHERMORE (love that word...just sounds fancy), I checked my PO box 30 minutes ago just to double check and had not a single returned package from what was shipped, and I've heard back from two lads saying their order touched down today. They're doing their best with all the holiday shipping, mates. Give em a couple weeks and we should be back to normal!

Speaking of shipping woes, I will be out of town starting next Wednesday December 22, through the end of the year. Back to the homeland to spend some quality time with the parents! I'll tell them you said hi. Ze shop shall remain open during this time, but all orders placed after December 22 will ship out on Tuesday, January 3rd (USPS closed on the 2nd).

I was a little stumped for trivia today, so I did a quick Goog for today's date to see if anything interesting popped up. The first thing I read said the December 14th horoscope predicts that I love hanging out with friends. Crazy how accurate those horoscopes are these days. Hope all you elves and reindeer get some quality time with your family and friends this holiday season!

THE FOLLOWING TRIVIA ANSWERS ARE COUPON CODES GOOD FOR $25 OFF YOUR ORDER AT MILLYWYCO.COM! Use the code at checkout to see if it's already been redeemed.

The state of ******* (<<Coupon code) was admitted into the union on December 14 as the 22nd state of the US.

The song "Truth" by Star Slinger came on my shuffle as I'm making this post, and has an audio sample toward the end of the song. Who is that raspy voiced man? Nospaces please! ********* (<<Coupon code)

The United States Postal Service has been doing a bang up job since it was established by Benjamin Franklin in **** (<<Coupon code is a year. "NEVER" will not be accepted...they're *usually* on point)

The **************\* mushroom (nospaces) has a long, rich history around the Christmas tradition, and sometimes involving drinking the urine of reindeer that have ingested this red and white beaut. I do not recommend....there are easier ways to get the job done, folks.

This one is a gimme: For the past few years, I've been blessed to call *****\* Texas my home. A progressive paradise in a sea of conservative territory. Some call it the blueberry in the tomato soup and a haven for hippies. I just think it's a beautiful area with impeccable energy, and I love it.

Trivia complete! Now time for some swanky promos:

ALL orders from ALABAMA today only (12/14) will receive a FREE Alabama cubensis syringe!

ALL orders today only (12/14) before AND after this post will receive a free cubensis syringe never before seen in the shop! This is different than the past unlisted varieties woohoo! I saw a few people were a little disappointed when they got their order and didn't have a surprise in it, because they placed their order before the post was live and I usually try to ship all orders before the post goes live...sometimes I don't even know what specialness is rolling out that day. But going forward, the Wednesday dealios will apply to all orders placed from midnight to midnight to clear up any confusion :)

Orders ending in "0" will receive a special surprise holiday boom box of love and magic! The contents of this box will remain a mystery, but you're sure to love it. I promise.

Last but absolutely not least, TWO lucky orders placed today (chosen at random) will receive a FREE Mycelerator from ei2o! I mentioned them on a couple of other posts in the past. They have an incredibly simple (gourmet) mushroom growing system that easily allows you to dial in fresh air and humidity on a countertop device to ensure ultimate success. They recently posted a HOW-TO on Instructables, and got over 10,000 views the first week, earning them a super sexy award! These guys know what's good. Check out this gangster setup and place an order within the next 2 weeks for free shipping!

New this week, welcome TAK MOUNTAIN to the cubensis library! This is one previously given out as an unlisted variety, but now offered to the magical members of this community. This one holds a special place in my heart because it was found in Thailand by John Allen in the Taksinmaharat National Forest at over 1000' elevation. Very impressive study!

LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH!! Thank you for sticking with me through the years. This is only the beginning <3

It's ALWAYS now forever. It's NEVER not now. BE HERE NOW! You have no choice...

One more thing...I love trades! Trades are the best! If you're an artist or have a specialty of your own and would like to work out a trade for some genetics, please let me know! I've never ever turned down a trade and my lab is full of art, messages and nick knacks from this fantastic community. Get in here!

Need to talk? Need a friend? Need to vent? I'm here, let's chat! Always in Love <3

PLACING AN ORDER:

All orders must be placed on the website to receive order confirmation and tracking emails. I have several coupon codes to fit most packages, but if you have a large order or need a custom coupon code, please email me, and I'll take care of you :) You may mix-n-match swabs, spore syringes, and liquid cultures (exotics and "special" swab packs excluded)

The most common order, and the best deal is with coupon code 5PACK, which is for 5 cubensis spore syringes, swabs, or gourmet liquid cultures for $30, including shipping! Coupon code 10PACK is $60 for 10 cubensis or gourmet varieties. Use coupon code 2PACK for 2/$20, or if you need any exotics with your 5-pack, you can use coupon code NEEDMORE for 5 cubes and 1 exotic for $40. NEEDMORE2 for 5 cubes and 2 exotics for $50, and so on :)

NEW EXOTIC AND AGAR COUPON CODES:

TWOSpicy - 2 for $25 Exotic syringes and swab packs

FOURSpicy - 4 for $40 Exotic syringes and swab packs

AgarMTO - 2 for $15 Made to order agar plates

FullOnAgar - $15 each fully colonized agar plates

***PLEASE NOTE*** We cannot ship active spores to CA, ID or GA

***PLEASE NOTE*** All cultivation inquiries or any mention of cultivation will result in a block, cancelled order, and invalid for any refunds or exchanges. Spores are for microscopy use only.

LIST OF AVAILABLE VARIETIES (list accurate at 17:00 on 12/14/22, but will change as varieties sell out):

CUBENSIS SPORE SYRINGES AND SWABS AND SOMETIMES PRINTS:

Acadian Coast

Ajax (Alabama x Jacksonville, FL)

Alabama

Alacabenzi

Amazon

Avery's Albino (SWABS ONLY)

Aztec God

B+

Big Blue (Blue Meanie iso)

Blue Meanie

Burma

Columbian Rust

Corumba Brazil

Costa Rican

Creeper

Dakak Beach

Ecuadorian

Escondido

Fiji

Golden Mammoth

Golden Teacher

Hillbilly

Huautla

Illusion Weaver

Iquitos

Jack Frost (SWABS ONLY)

Jedi Mind Fuck

John Allen

Koh Samui

Leucistic Burma

Leucistic Cambodian

Leucistic Treasure Coast

Lizard King

Malabar

Mars

Matapanas

Mazatapec

Melmac (SWABS ONLY)

Mexican Dutch King

Mexi-Cub

Oak Ridge

Orissa India

Pakalensis

PE+ (PE x B+) SWABS ONLY

Penis Envy #6

PES Amazon

PES Hawaiian

PF Classic

Phobos (SWABS ONLY)

Puerto Rican

Red Boy

Rusty Whyte

S. African Transkei

S. American

Stargazer

Subcubensis

Tak Mountain

Tasmanian

Texas Yellow Cap

Thai Pink Buffalo

Tidalwave

White Teacher

Xico

Z-Strain

EXOTIC SPORE SYRINGES AND SWABS:

Gymnopilus Luteofolius (Yellow Gilled Gymnopilus)

Gymnopilus Spectabilis (Laughing Gym)

Panaeolus Bisporus

Panaeolus Cambodginiensis Jamaica

Ps. Allenii

Ps. Azurescens

Ps. Cyanescens

Ps. Galindoi ATL7

Ps. Natalensis

Ps. Ovoideocystidiata

Ps. Semilanceata (Liberty Cap)

Ps. Subaeruginosa

Ps. Tampanensis (Pollock)

Ps. Zapotecorum

GOURMET LIQUID CULTURES AND AGAR PLATES:

Agarikon

Artist's Conk

Aspen Oyster

Bear's Head

Beefsteak

Bitter Oyster (Bioluminescent!) <<Don't end up like the guy in "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"...Don't eat it!

Black Pearl Oyster

Black Poplar/Pioppino

Blue Oyster

Branched Oyster

Chaga

Chestnut

Chicken of the Woods

Coral Tooth

Cordyceps Militaris

Enoki

Florida Oyster

Golden Brown Beech

Ghost Fungus

Honey Mushroom

Jack-O-Lantern

King Oyster

King Trumpet

Lions Mane

Mediterranean Oyster

Nameko

Pathfinder Oyster

Pearl Oyster

Pestalotiopsis Microspora (Plastic munchin' non-fruitin' machine)

Phoenix Oyster

Pink Oyster

Portobello

Red Reishi

Shaggy Mane

Shiitake

Sordid Blewit

Sporeless Oyster

Tarragon Oyster

Tiger Sawgill

True Morel

Turkey Tail

Veiled Oyster

White Elm

Wine Cap

Yellow Reishi

***PLEASE NOTE*** We cannot ship active spores to CA, ID or GA

***PLEASE NOTE*** All cultivation inquiries or any mention of cultivation will result in a block, cancelled order, and invalid for any refunds or exchanges. Spores are for microscopy use only.


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