Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Financial responsibility waiver

My best mate and I have shared investment advice for stocks on the asx for years, mainly him relentlessly peer pressuring me into some extremely volatile stock that he had a high conviction of, and overall I did well. When I was the most highly convicted of any investment of my life (bitcoin), at the near lows of the bear marker no amount of peer pressure, YouTube links, or anything could convince him to even put $1 into bitcoin. So as a bit of a tongue in cheek, last ditched effort I tried to get him to sign the bellow document.

Financial responsibility waiver

I Jack, accept full responsibility for my wilful ignorance and gross negligence for ignoring john's advice to purchase bitcoin at a price of $28,200 (AUD) per coin (04/07/2022). I agree john did everything practicable in convincing me, Jack, that this is a prudent financial decision. I will not harbour any ill feeling towards John in his failure to persuade me to purchase even 0.1 of a BTC. I also accept my life of slavery.

Bitcoin failure clause

In the event of Bitcoins failure you, Jack, will forever have free reign to torment and harass John until the end of his day's.

Date 04/07/2022


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