Hot singles in our area?

Unless I'm being tricked by all the girls from the ads asking me to wire them bitcoin, surely there must be some.
I've been enjoying going to bars, live music, social events, and local markets. But, for the life of me I haven't met any single women recently. Maybe its me? Maybe its Maybelline?
But fr, if there are any others with the same predicament who are just as, if not more desperate, sound off.