Blade and Sorcery april fools patch

https://steamcommunity.com/app/629730

Copy of the patch notes:
Hello folks, hope you are all enjoying U9 so far! A small U9.1 patch has now been released and contains some nice little enhancements and bugfixes. U9 mods will not be broken, no worries! 📷 Please see the changelog for the full list of changes.

If you having any U9 issues be sure to check the pinned help topics in the Steam Community Page "Issues and Troubleshooting" section or do a quick search in that board and very likely you will find the solution already listed.

Enhancements

• NPCs now say slurs in combat

• A random wave will now spawn in Home every time you launch the game as a warmup

• Microstutters have been added to simulate the tension and chaos of battle

• Made NPCs easier to kill

• The sound effect of the menu book opening is now 2x louder

• Death sound volume increased x3 to enhance jumpscare even more

• Baguette Sword can now be eaten for health, but language will change to French

• Gravity grab will now spin NPC faster

• Added piñata mode as default to replace blood with candies (triggered by height detection)

• Added giant spider event in citadel tunnel

• Extra enemy spin move attacks have been added for increased realism

• Added ghost child jumpscare in market well

• Emotional support animals now spawn once the player has killed a certain amount of enemies

• Imbuing the DarkSouls way now make the current wave a lot harder

• Playspace boundaries (guardian / chaperone) is forced off to increase manliness

• You can now swing on market lanterns

• Officially renamed the game to Blades and Sorcery

Fixes

• Fixed a glitch causing the weapon to spin when pressing trigger + button while using telekinesis

• Increased breast size by 25%

• Climbing higher than 2 meters has been disabled to prevent player motion sickness

• Fixed bug in story mode that implied player was not evil

• Fish now properly spawn in the canyon stream

• Added subtitles to NPC's

• Infinite loading will now cause blue screen to let you know mods are not working

• Removed Vive Wands support as they are gross

• Renamed barons hat to Baron's Hat

• Upside down headset support added

• Bowmen miss 50% more

• Increased arrow length so you can shoot further

• Added hyper-realistic NPCs that will try de-escalate the situation when wave starts

• Removed hyper-realistic NPCs... they were too good

• Player can now be beheaded (will play Skyrim intro cutscene to ease motion sickness)

• The game now asks if it can mine bitcoin while you play

• Removed KospY voice lines from game

• Added language support for Frenglish

• Downgraded the graphics and removed physics to make the game work better on Quest 1

• Removed Herobrine

Modding

• Made weapon modding more confusing to filter out newbs

• Added paid mods support. Mods can be purchased with BAScoins, available through the dlc store

• Added only two things true in the changelog