Normie personas

As far as I can tell people just seem to pick one of these after high school and run with it. What are some others?

Corporate bossgirl

Ultra hrd workr and needs everybody to know. Virtue signals on social media about the non profits she works for. 'Too busy for a relationship' (pathetic attempt to signal a supposedly high sexual market place value). A corporate feminist, so won't stop until the injustice of not having the ruling class composed of 50% women is rectified. Secretly having a mental breakdown because she wants kids but her independent bossgirl persona doesn't allow for it.

Suburban mom

Basically an airhead probably has no passion for anything outside of breeding, nesting, facebooking, aside from some facile political issue because it makes her indignant. Married to a provider cuck. Loves home renovation shows, talks incessantly. If she works, it's in some bullshit job. Most likely a Karen.

Finance bro

Actually finds stock markets and bitcoin interesting. Has wet dreams about being his own wolf of wall street. Ends up marrying some suburban social climber Kardashian bimbo. They attend events like racing carnivals because they wanted to have their photos taken in front of those corporate sponsorship backdrops like they saw on instagram. Probably does coke a lot.

Chad

Probably ends up a professional sports player. His WAG partner leaves him because his Chad status is somewhat over post-career. Will blow all his money most likely and end up in some shitty laboring job.

The traveller

Has seen others doing it on social media and wants to do it too. Firmly believes it will enrich their lives, even though they are living the same existence of unsatisfying work and consumption albeit in another country. Eventually returns to home country when they realize what am illusion it all was and settles into some boring suburban routine.

Start up fags

Think Steve Jobs and Warren Buffet and Mr Amazon are the greatest humans in the history of the world. Just wants to be CEO really. Will probably try and market some useless piece of shit product that nobody needs. Most likely libertarian.

STEMfags

Obnoxious personality from having their egos stroked throughout school and university, always told how smart they are. Honestly believe they are owed respect because they 'building the future'. Also probably libertarian/pedophile.

Basic dad/family guy

Bereft of passion, just went with the flow and does some job he can easily do. Has never questioned anything and doesn't even know if he's happy. Is satisfied by things like having a family, watching sports, buying gadgets and the other mundane suburban bullshit. Typical wageslave.

Environmentally conscious couple/family

Managed to convince themselves that all the 'green' shit they bought for their home is helping the environment instead of just being another capitalist mind game that kept them plugged into the system. Their idea of off-grid is just a new, smug form of consumerism.

Social media wannabe

Desperately wants to become famous on youtube/tik tok/instagram, probably doesn't realize how fake the whole thing is, or doesn't care because just wants the fame and easy money.

Fitness retard

The more pain the better- gym constantly, some ridiculous diet, all so they can feel less inferior. Most likely feels horrible all the time and doesn't actually know what they are doing to themselves. Authoritarian attitude, no patience for anybody who doesn't neurotically exercise like they do.

Musician

Obsessed with fame, fashionable, uninteresting, nothing really to express, spends a lot of time cultivating a persona or fussing over their social media presence. Is not going to make it and probably knows it.