So I looked up on Central Bank's Source Code for Fiat Currency

Since Elizabeth Warren claims Bitcoin is created by "shadowy super coders" which presumably means how Bitcoin works is a complete mystery, and is run by dodgy and shady people, I decided to check up on the Central Bank to see how transparent their source code is.

Turns out it's completely open, and remarkably it has only 1 file written in python called and not stored in a git repository. Here's the content of the file:

import money_printer

while economy_still_alive:

if inflation_rate < 0.02:

money_printer.print()

if stock_price_current < stock_price_last_year:

# used to run a library that examines sensible procedures to raise stock price but that's too complex, so will just print from money_printer for now as a temporary fix

money_printer.print()

Edit: Dear god I hate reddit code editor