I asked a number of notable Kpop figures about their interest in NFT's and here are the answers I got.
Jessica: In chapter 11 of my memoirs, you can...
publicist: coughs nervously
Jessica: I mean, in my novel you can read how the main character, uh, Shmessica Shmung, owns more NFT's than the other members of Girls Veneration and it makes them jealous.
Soojin: not into that I guess...
Shuhua: SHE SAID SHE'S NOT INTERESTED! SHE'S JUST NOT!!!
SuperM: Uh 😔, you 👈 think 💭 🔍 a big 🍆 boy 👦 👨🦲 throwing 👐💢 🥊 three 3️⃣ 3️⃣ stacks 💰💦 Imma 🅱 show 📺 🔥 you 👈 how 💢 to invest 🐒🦍🤑 you 👈 mismatch 👎🏻. Opinionated💥 but 🍑 always 🔥 ✅ spitting 💦 straight ❌🏳️🌈📏 ➖ facts 📕. Throwback 🔙 🔙 I 👁 might 🔍 throw 👐 8️⃣ track⚡️
IU's inner monologue: "In a fashion typical of the bespoke culture of finance bros, the verbiage used in marketing NFT's is rife with unnecessarily obfuscatory language primarily designed to confuse, and distract the public from the inner workings of the latest investing fad. In any event, non-fungible tokens are a high-risk, high-yield investment which must necessarily represent a small percentage of your total capital invested in order to maintain an adequately diversified portfolio..."
IU's visible response: smiles politely, shrugs
Lisa: I sent my manager 500 million won to invest in NFT's on my behalf, I'm sure he has used the money responsibly.
JYP: Looks up from checking his coinbase, after seeing his bitcoin has lost 60% of its value overnight wae geureonji mollaAAaAAaAaaaAAaaAa
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