Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Putin pulls a Budd Dywer

Jan. 21st, 2019: I'm writing this, putting it here, like it wants: To be perceived, but dismissed- Till it happens. Dec. 2020

I submitted the dream twice to creepypasta last night- but it wanted more: To be fully here. It is aware of us, we did something. All of us, People. I don't know, like it emotes, i can feel it. The moon is covered in red shadow. A super duper blood wolf lunar eclipse, cant be good.  I think it is here now. Midnight. Watching me right now.

Look, this thing promises, threatens, emotes there are "things worse than death". I'm scared enough of it's realness to believe it. So short n sweet: i do this post, blame someone else for it. It Leaves me alone. Anonymous prophet i guess. But I'm nobody, just a person. So, i do this.

But if I'm right, not crazy; There are others dreaming this too. You may start dreaming it. Sorry for the folie a duex, but fuck you! Better you than me. And it is coming.


Putin pulls a budd dwyer:

Dec. 2020, at annual news conference. AP texts... PUTIN seems strange, like on the verge of tears walking to the stage. He's got a breifcase? Everyone's eerily quiet. I've done this PR event 3 yrs now. This is different! He's not gonna have us all shot, is he???  Haha

He's talking about an epiphany? Some "thing" compelled him to take this action. It made him afraid. Did u get the file he just had sent out? 45 TB! Holy shit! It's some kind of confession...

Hold on... IT'S EVERYTHING, Panama papers times a billion. It's like a bee hive here... Everybody's a buzz. Wait.

He's got a gun! We're hostages oh god, no. Wait, he wants us to witness his contrition. Holy shit, he just blew his head off. ... Breaking news- We bring you live to Russian President Vladimir Putin's annual news conference. These pictures are live. What we know at this moment: The Russian president spoke breifly and cryptically about some "thing" compelling him to compile a world-wide confessional of sorts; files and evidence of international crimes at every conceivable level.

While news rooms across the globe are still reviewing this enormous amount of data, it appears the Russian President them claimed he was committing suicide to pay for his crimes.

He drew some kind of modified revolver from a breifcase he'd carried with him. Placing the gun in his mouth- taking his own life. Russian officals held the press corp at bay- with firearms drawn, but immediately ceased hostilities- simply preventing intervention.

Currently, governments around the world are releasing statements regarding...

Yes, i see it Control.... something is in the shot. Audience, bare with us. The live images you're seeing are from the upper right-hand corner of the stage.

Some kind of shadow...  yet every camera light & cell phone in the room is shining on that corner, in front of staged flags. We are attempting to get firsthand descriptions from our press staff at the conference.

Karen, can u hear us?  You're live, tell us what u see. ... "Like a writhing coccon hanging from the ceiling, but pitch black.  In a shadow that shouldn't be there." "All I can tell u is its hanging up there, but it's hard to see" "You could only see it's outline when it first shivered or moved, like twitching. Right after Putin shot himself" ... We can see the Russian military approaching it Karen. ... "Yeah Brian, you're seeing what I'm seeing-" "Wait, the soldiers are screaming at it in Russian." "They're screaming- 'what are you'!" ... Karen, from our live shot, it looks like a roosting bat. "Yeah, Brian that's all I've got, too." ... "Ostal'nyye 96 Protsentov!!!" ... Karen. Are u still there?! We've lost all the live feeds. Do we still have Kar... We've lost Karen on the line.

Folks, bear with us as we put together the last couple minutes. I'm recieving from control- it appears that the scream we heard, before we lost all feeds- was 'whatever it was' screaming something in Russian to the soldiers onstage who confronted it.

Yeah, ok... Folks, the Russian soldiers were screaming "what are you!?"- To the thing in the corner of the room. It seemed to answer in Russian: "THE OTHER 96%"

Folks, i don't know at this moment how to give you comfort or clarity to what we all just witnessed, but if i may editorialize for a moment: My teenage daughter loves to remind me that people only know about 4% of the universe. Maybe whatever that was is from the "other 96%" or maybe not...

We take you now, live to ...


Jan. 23rd, 2019: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. It wouldn't give me any. I don't know much. I've spent a bitcoin to blame this on someone else. There's like 8 of them in the U.S., good luck sarah connors! I do not believe in God, UFOs, bigfoot, magic...etc.

But the dreams, the "haunting"; and now having    been visited by it- PLEASE JUST LET ME BE CRAZY.

But I'm not. 3rd times the charm. 4chan and reddit nosleep. I'm sorry. But if it's telling the truth- then this will make it leave me alone.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/01/23/science/lunar-eclipse-meteor-moon.amp.html



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