With the F government having taken the letter F right out from underneath the good people of the country, the F private sector, with cooperation from the government, has begun a push to discover additional letters for use in the alphabet.
Recent discoveries from the future have indicated that it is possible to 'mine' new letters using processing power in the same manner as cryptocurrency, though on the Cultural Importance Scale (also discovered in the future, thanks Independent Republic of Vermont!) letters are weighted at a much higher importance than cryptocurrency, and so it can be inferred that significantly more processing power is required to unearth them than is required for Bitcoin, Ethereum, or Gretzkycoin (hits a peak of ¥834,723,991,293.58 on June 4th, 2106, you're welcome).
As the total sum of all processing power within F is likely not sufficient to mine even one more letter, the assistance of other nations and private enterprises is sought to contribute to this cause. Simply link any computer up to the FMiner.org letter mining pool, and its unused processing power will be leveraged for mankind's next greatest discovery.
A total sum of $112,632 was received in tax on the letter F used in this message
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