Sunday, February 13, 2022

ATTN Introverts:Don’t forget to be that guy/girl who talks about crypto at your super bowl party

If you’re dragged out to a social event for a sport you don’t even care about, I have a sure fire way to get out of it. I know social interaction might not be your thing, but if you talk to as many people as physically possible tonight about cryptocurrency, you’ll be home in no time. Advertisements will be coming as well so this will add additional eye rolls, but it will accelerate the process. If anyone brings up “who are you or what do you know?” Just state “who cares if governments around the world are entertaining the idea of regulation? We can’t trust those suits and fat cats” Nothing makes people more uncomfortable than unsolicited investment advisement than conspiracy talk.

Examples of how to bring it up organically:

• “oh man, you’re never gonna believe how much money I’ve made this year from this doggy coin.”

• “you know elon musk? Well I’m a pro compared to that guy”

• “do you hate banks? Well do I have news for you!”

• “hey everyone keep it down. That company I’m a shareholder of is gonna have commercials tonight! (FTX, CRO, Coinbase, etc.)

• “football is so pedestrian, investing in crypto is so much more active!”

• “my uncle works for Bitcoin and he told me that this year is gonna be so big.”

• “you invest in stocks? Good luck with your weak 10-20% gains every year!”

If you play your cards right, everyone will stop talking to you by the second quarter and you’ll be asked to leave by halftime. Then you can leave and recharge at the safety of your home/room.


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