Wednesday, November 28, 2018

[EVENT] Novorussian Bitcoin Exchanges Open

Following 3-years of DPRKorean and Novorussian engineers and computer scientists working hard on new systems for the nation, Novorossiya has earned itself a brand new spot with the bitcoin market. The nation has put up bitcoin exchanges over the nation where users can exchange ruble notes for bitcoin and bitcoin for ruble notes.

Given how the current economy was in the nation, especially with the economic downfall of the Russian Ruble, this was one strange but wise alternative. Our bitcoin machines are hooked up and protected by Korean Computing Systems and similar things. The software is a joint project of both UPSR and DPRK minds!

The General-Secretary called bitcoin a “future marvel to behold.” Although, his critiques called it a ‘dictators modern day version of a Swiss Bank Account’.


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