Greatest negative ฮk for this week: -3544 with 11 posts, by /u/michelinstarchef
[ฮk or "delta k" refers to the total change in karma]
Lowest average karma per comment: -323 with 11 posts, by /u/michelinstarchef
#1
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef Avg. this week = -323 per comment
Score: -977
Subreddit: /r/oddlysatisfying
Post text:
Perfect?
If you consider a rushed job in a sloppy azz kitche to be "perfect". The ingredients are pre prepped--its not even from scratch and they are mass produced meaning very little love given to each piece. It may look nice and all for the gif but the taste would be a different story. ๐คฎ
"perfect" means three is zero room four improvement.
Source : A whiff of one of my dumplings would give you a hard on and the first bite would trancend you mentally into a state of extacy
"Perfect" ๐
#2
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -623
Subreddit: /r/trashy
Post text:
Wow it's kinda an ugly dog fo sho. .. but I wouldn't call it scum ( เฐ เต เฐ )
Plus The owner loves the dog he even says so yall real judgy around here of his honestly. Plus have you ever seen a pug? ๐ its kinda understandable/relatable tbh imho
If given the choice between pug or this dog I know which id choose
#3
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -498
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Post text:
Looks like a congenital deart defect. Id say a defective heart has less love to give no? ๐
Dudette was actually probably more like the grinch tbh. Prolly grinch lookin 2 ๐ feel me?
๐ถ Oh you're a mean onee... Mr CHEF ๐ต
๐ตYou really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Chef ๐ถ
#4
Author: /u/nonouiswrong Avg. this week = -18 per comment
Score: -399
Subreddit: /r/news
Post text:
Those poor hotel workers. That place is gonna be trashed. It's the kinda place that don't even wash the heavy blankets, it will probably never smell the same again. Let's be real would you book one of those rooms the next day?
#5
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -366
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting
Post text:
Not true. Usually medical conditions ground people to appreciate life a little more.
Yes but more love for Tiny amount of time is overall less love than a normal amount of love for the course of a normal length lifetime tho ๐ซ
Doesn't you take math in school? It's basic multiplication.
Try starting a lifelong romantic relationship with someone who's terminally ill if you don't believe me- it's not just less lovey dovey feelings neither no.. there's even less physical love makin too. ๐ถ Still more desirable than say a.. single mom (Cuz then you gotta do some division and shit in that love equation) but that's setting the bar kinda low innit?
This dude had a butt ton of love to give, and gave it
PS Its 2019 can we maybe not misgender people?
Edit : I know I've got the nail on the head when all the replies resort to personal attacks instead of any legitimate discussion (which is against reddiquite btw) . Real classy
#6
Author: /u/Idleheaded Avg. this week = -72 per comment
Score: -355
Subreddit: /r/greentext
Post text:
"thot"
Wow, nice one incel. Thought we filtered out people like you on Reddit.
#7
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -332
Subreddit: /r/PoliticalHumor
Post text:
Eh if were comparing it would take 1000 of these guys to equal just one 9/11 (which was done by foreigners), and that doesn't even count any other terrorist stuff so despite everything, 10 dead from 3 shootings is miniscule compared to the lives that could be saved with better border controls
#8
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -320
Subreddit: /r/MurderedByWords
Post text:
Eh it doesn't matter what you accomplish - when you turn into a treasonous fuck and align against the president of your own country.. That's the only thing people will ever remember you.
There's an old saying that's quite apt - save 1000 lives and your a hero. Save 1000 lives and fuck a kid and you're just a
pedo*coughtreasonous-National-disgracecoffcoff.For shame mueller. Taking a bullet doesn't give you (or anyone for that matter) the right to undermine an entire branch of the government.
Not to mention the fbi didn't really handle shit concerning 9/11 other than snooping more on Americans.
PS if you have to resort to juvenile insults about someone's appearance its not a murder its just childish.
#9
Author: /u/californea_for_trump Avg. this week = -54 per comment
Score: -310
Subreddit: /r/TheGirlSurvivalGuide
Post text:
I agree! You know ,whenever my 5-year old (7 now) would see me in a dress she'd always say "a person's choice of dress is a reflection of their inner values as a person, and your personality is bright and shining mommy". She's so wise!
so a couple days later i had some company over and eventually I asked her "what are dads inner values likw?" and she just said "he doesn't have any since he left my mother, he stinks!" in front of EVERYBODY lol and they all just started doubling over laughing, it was hilarious ๐ญ.
Later that night that she told me that her grandma had come up to her in private and gave her $5 of "tooth fairy money", but I think it was really just because she was so proud of her (which is understandable ๐)
#10
Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior Avg. this week = -129 per comment
Score: -282
Subreddit: /r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Post text:
Lotsa people wouldn't have that problem if not for illegals stealing their jobs they are not independent issues. Every penny in an illegals pocket could've been in a citizens instead.
Also the tweeter really really doesn't seem to understand the concept of an "emergency".
Pretty sad, indeed. ๐ญ
#11
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -236
Subreddit: /r/rareinsults
Post text:
it is not only that friend, many similar factor are at play, skin colors are very fascinating! I was actually just watching this BuzzFeed video about how the farther you are away from being a white guy the less overall chance of gay (and more of vegan) you are, check it out!: C:\Users\eugene Roberts\Desktop\resaerch\gay\you-Tube\New folder\People Of Colour From Around The World Respond To "White" - Downloaded with KeepVid (UNLICENSED).mp4
i always thought the gay thing was the other way around, but tbh now i bet every skin color is the same amount of homosexual probably
#12
Author: /u/IFingerCliterouses Avg. this week = -76 per comment
Score: -234
Subreddit: /r/pettyrevenge
Post text:
Lol parking wars are silly. Just park in a handicapped space. I do it all the time, they never give a shit
Edit: Only if a ton of them are empty. I ain’t gonna steal a cripple’s spot you dimwits. So stop leaving rude and inconsiderate comments.
Edit 2: Why don’t I get parking tickets? I do. They’re just so cheap that idgaf.
#13
Author: /u/JustABlock Avg. this week = -79 per comment
Score: -227
Subreddit: /r/sixers
Post text:
And why the 76ers are among one of the worst teams in the basketball history
#14
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -195
Subreddit: /r/NotHowGirlsWork
Post text:
To be fair and does look like she's kinda puffing out her belly for the paparazzi. She had the luxury of being famous enough she doesn't even have to do her own social media - she just gotra pose and the pappazo do it for her.
celebrities are the ultimate attention whores after all. Mix that with new mommy attention whoring and you have a deadly combo.
You all know new moms like this
Not to mention a professorial is aware of their image - she knows what she's doing..Its no coincidence Those buttons are unfastened. that pose with the ring? Def rehearsed ๐๐๐คฐ
#15
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -192
Subreddit: /r/trashy
Post text:
TFW your so triggered you resort to juvenile penis size jokes. You'll be dissapointed to know my penis is in fact quite large. Just ask yer mum
Metaphorically speaking, or rapping rather
๐ถ Yo dick look like this dawg ๐
And mah dick look like a new pug ๐ต
๐
#16
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -185
Subreddit: /r/MurderedByWords
Post text:
Yeah.. Except the part where pretty much no one thinks domestic abuse is somehow masculine. This is just toxic behavior and on that note I'm really art a loss what being black has to do with it.
If you want toxic masculinity to be taken seriously stop equating "toxic" with harmless stuff like manspreading rough housing.
Being a bad father has nothing to do Wirth masculinity.
Call it what it is, demonization of boys being boys. Lumping in other toxicity and trying to sell it like a blanket concept is bs.
#17
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -178
Subreddit: /r/Physics
Post text:
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#18
Author: /u/YupYouMadAndDownvote Avg. this week = -44 per comment
Score: -175
Subreddit: /r/collegesluts
Post text:
Jesus Christ you SJWs are a fucking plague omfg.
#19
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -175
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Post text:
Well maybe she just didn't want it to get fat. More mothe4s these days should be looking after their children's weight we have an obesity epidemic. Don't assume things, we don't know.
When you see how rotund children are these days sometimes as a parent you gotta step up so it doesn't happen to your blood.
Maybe we should be punishing the parents who just let it happen.. They're often taking more than 10 years off their chillins lives tbh, people with kids that are too fat should be charged with abews
#20
Author: /u/JOCkERbot9000 Avg. this week = 31 per comment
Score: -169
Subreddit: /r/niceguys
Post text:
Eh the store would probably be better off with someone this enthusiastic. Lol let's be real when the last time you had a minimum wage employee go above and beyond for you?
#21
Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior
Score: -146
Subreddit: /r/instant_regret
Post text:
For real he's already kind of a softie too. Imagine not only flinching but getting straight pwned by something 1/1000th your size lol
Darwin is prolly rolling in his grave - this boy is like the human genetic equivalent of a pug.
Honestly Looks like hes kinda lacking in some of that toxic masculinity in his life - Cuz this behavior wouldn't fly in the household of a real man. Kids who roughhouse don't get brought to tears over what is art worst the equivalent of a papercut
#22
Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior
Score: -143
Subreddit: /r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Post text:
More of a violation of the 13th amended.
MONKEYS ๐R ๐NOT๐ YOUR๐ SLAVES๐
why are you sickos up in here laughing at this scenario, it's like laughing at kuntherkinte getting his ass whipped to a bloody pulp.
Enslavement of apes is not some joke to make maymays about ๐ฆ
#23
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -138
Subreddit: /r/Edmonton
Post text:
๐๐
LOL, yeah it's always funny until you're the one on the other end... isn't it? Why don't you keep laughing about doing something so demented and immoral as attacking someone's character and Copyright Infringmenting their content by "buying" (read: hacking) their website? Go ahead, laugh it up buddy!
I hope you didn't need www.Lee16Man.com anytime soon buddy ๐๐ currently registering it right now for 5 years ๐๐ Oh, what's that? You did? ๐๐ too bad! You can buy it back for $10,000 I do PayPal and Bitcoin Cash (NOT regular Bitcoin because that's a shit cryptocurrency) ๐๐
#24
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -129
Subreddit: /r/MurderedByWords
Post text:
That "talking orange asshole" is your president. When are you gonna get over it?
#25
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -128
Subreddit: /r/MurderedByWords
Post text:
As far as I remember the National Treasure-quote
I can't tell if you were trying to be funny or not but my god starting a sentence like that and expecting it to have any credibility is absolutely hilarious
#26
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -124
Subreddit: /r/NotHowGirlsWork
Post text:
Well, it's kinda trashy to wear clothes that don't fit you tbh. Peoples figures change.. It happens.. But when it does u should change your clothing accordingly. Especially if you're the kind of person that has papparazi follpwin you you can't afford to go out lookin like a slob Cuz we live in a society
#27
Author: /u/Dab-0n-the-h8rs Avg. this week = -13 per comment
Score: -120
Subreddit: /r/smashbros
Post text:
I mean come on where is the intense fucking? Like why call a game SUPER S M A S H Bros if there's no puss being shown?
#28
Author: /u/TheMightyMurse Avg. this week = -16 per comment
Score: -119
Subreddit: /r/DunderMifflin
Post text:
Omg I wonder if u could see her nipples ๐๐๐ wouldnt that b awesome. What do u think they look like??? I bet they're dark and thick like 9mm bullets. Bang bang lmfaaoooo
#29
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -110
Subreddit: /r/PoliticalHumor
Post text:
Ya.. Maybe If trump had the border the way he wants in this day and age these kinda terrorists wouldn't have been let in in the first place. Trump could've prevented 9/11.. and his wall may indeed prevent the next one
Edit: the Hijackers came over the border legally yet yall don't think border security is an issue? ๐ค Never seen this flavor or cognitive dissonance before. Gonna sit here and waiting to be called racist and have my points ignored Cuz you know I'm into something. does it hurt too much to admit you might actualy agree with Trump on something?
Fragile libbyulinity at its worst
#30
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -96
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Post text:
k.. but atleast I'm not overweight
#31
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -83
Subreddit: /r/iamverybadass
Post text:
I don’t understand why this is an issue at all,but ok
Pedophiles want to molest children,for fucks sake,so let them
Ftfy. Do you understand the issue? By enabling one your enable the other so theyre kinda one in the same. No one is going to "confirm" if a potential pedophile is trans or not (seeing as it's considered very much transphobic to expect them to "pass" or to question what bathroom someone wants to use in any form) when they take advantage of the system to gain access to a bathroom.
Why would you do anything that makes it easier for these people to operate??
#32
Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior
Score: -83
Subreddit: /r/instant_regret
Post text:
Yeah.. that kind that doesn't get picked for a team on the playground.
He's old enough to have a personality that reflects his upbringing so far. It screams single mom household imho but could really be a complete lack of a healthy male role model in any form, maybe daddys just a soyboy.
Id bet 20$ this kid couldn't catch a ball.
There really isn't enuf shame for unsatisfactory parenting these days and at this rate the next generation is gonna be even softer than millennials.
#33
Author: /u/HeIIo1 Avg. this week = -26 per comment
Score: -81
Subreddit: /r/inthesoulstone
Post text:
Why did I get a notification for this stupid sub about being an approved poster?! I’m tired of this billshit star wars spam nonsense. When are you going to grow a pair and stop it /r/spez
#34
Author: /u/Idleheaded
Score: -80
Subreddit: /r/funny
Post text:
"Unfunny joke" is the name of your comment
#35
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -78
Subreddit: /r/MurderedByWords
Post text:
A base of projection and add a dash of goalpost moving and top it off with a nice strawman you have a derailed discussion. Way to compeletely and purposefully ignore my main point.
#36
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -68
Subreddit: /r/PoliticalHumor
Post text:
Well.. They're pretty good at winning elections too ๐
#37
Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior
Score: -67
Subreddit: /r/holdmyjuicebox
Post text:
Uhh ackchually "sweeping" involves swinging your body around and using the force of your momentum and body weight which in not sure either of these two are capable of. Probably (definately) all that processed meat in their diet and hoarding of excess lipids might have something to do with it.
just sticking your (fat) leg out to trip someone is only possible for this lad cuz it doesn't require any actual movement and energy expenditure.
#38
Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -66
Subreddit: /r/AdviceAnimals
Post text:
I like how all these libbys say "climate change" now instead of global warming.
Moving the goalposts much??
We frankly don't know what will happen.
Ya don't say
#39
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -65
Subreddit: /r/reactiongifs
Post text:
To be fair chances are the pro vaccine crowd is riddled with autists tho- Cuz of their excess vaccinations and tbh this is an acceptable reaction when an autist tries to talk science with you.
They don't pick up on social cues so easily (or even direct requests) so you gotta send some rather blatant signals like in the gif to get your "plz stop taking" point across. Even if they're not autistismo pro vaxxers think it's perfectly acceptably to be vicious bulleestowards the anti- not cool.
#40
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -65
Subreddit: /r/PewdiepieSubmissions
Post text:
I know you're being sarcastic but... Honestly, what's wrong with multiple people spamming the same piece of content on a subreddit when it's big news? Elon Musk is big news, will probably do more for the advancement of the homosapian race in this generation than you or any other human ever will this millenium. Logistically, the Reddit algorithms use a very complicated mathematical structure (i've studied this) and if there is a lot of the same post on a subreddit, then it boosts that subreddit to the top in the eyes of the Reddit computers, and more people see it.
Along with that, re-posting makes sure that if someone goes to a subreddit they don't miss the important post because it is now "buried" algorithmically and hidden from view to users. With their annoying and childish cries of "reposting" and "saturated content" (like yours), it's obvious that the lay-man underappreciates what I've called a passion of mine for many years in university now: Science.
Biology, chemistry, neurophysics, astronomy, and even psychology are going to be the things that drive our world forward, and if you only knew enough to be able to appreciate that science must take first seat when it comes to exposure you'd be saying the exact same thing right there with me. You can keep your "anti-science" comments to yourself, because the technological state of affairs of the World is exponentialy more important than the variety of content on a Reddit "meme" subreddit, and if this sub doesn't recognize that then they're being both wrong and logically fallacious.
Upvote for exposure, and especially if you also love science. I get that some people don't like re-posts, but can't we come to a compromise? (either way, obviously the news itself is way more important than the fact that's people are angry that it's getting re-posted)
#41
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -64
Subreddit: /r/vaxxhappened
Post text:
AMEN, facts are what matter in this day and age. This one time i was having a conversation with this lady near the subway statiom who said that she had an unvaccinated 3 year old son and 8 year old daughter and about how there is on average a higher chance that vaccines are dangerous and cause problems in the left leg's Amygdala neurons when vaccinated retroactively so i pulled out my handy-dandy vaccination infographic on my phone and told her "no see its like this" and how vaccines are kind of like when 1 cow has a disease and then if other cows arent vaccinated then the disease will spread and then everybody dies from mad cow disease except the cows because they're immune to it now because evolution and how vaccines improve penis size and IQ as well as the time it takes for one to successfully become a double-bass cello prodigy before the age of 14 and it was at that point that i realized she didn't even speak english at all so why was i even trying to talk to her about this but in the end she did get her pet amazon webbed-foot lizards vaccinated because at least she was convinced about that part ๐คท
#42
Author: /u/Idleheaded
Score: -63
Subreddit: /r/funny
Post text:
Hijacking this current top comment to try to ask a question - because I'm know I'm gonna be inevitably downvoted to the bottom. What the fuck is wrong with Reddit lately? When the hell did all this sexist shit start getting posted? It's gross and disgusting and I hate to see it. This is all coming from a male feminist (I know how upset that makes incels - Good. I don't care). Leaving a downvote, I advise the rest of you to do it as well.
#43
Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -62
Subreddit: /r/PoliticalHumor
Post text:
Ps border control is more than just the wall- the wall is just symbol. the real control is in the laws
#44
Author: /u/IFingerCliterouses
Score: -61
Subreddit: /r/nostalgia
Post text:
Oh, you developed this app? Cool! I’ve developed over 20, if anyone wants to check out my source codes send me a PM.
#45
Author: /u/N8theGr8 Avg. this week = 36 per comment
Score: -60
Subreddit: /r/OutOfTheLoop
Post text:
Maybe, but I don't think that's exactly the same as getting paid to post to reddit though, I think it's just trying to turn being somewhat adept at social media into a marketable trait.
99.9% of the stuff he posts has no apparent market relation, though, so it seems weird to pay him to post all that stuff.
#46
Author: /u/whilefalling Avg. this week = -4 per comment
Score: -58
Subreddit: /r/HighQualityGifs
Post text:
That’s it. I’m done with Reddit. Leftist bullshit is on every sub now.
#47
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -57
Subreddit: /r/gifsthatkeepongiving
Post text:
What movie is this from? I've seen every movie that Trump has ever been in (even the cameos) multiple times and this isn't something I remember. Is this a newer one, because the terrible quality of this video makes it impossible to tell...
Has he directed movies since he's been in office? because if so that'd be really cool ๐
#48
Author: /u/TheMightyMurse
Score: -54
Subreddit: /r/WatchPeopleDieInside
Post text:
Sorry I dont speak your durka durka language. English only plz, this is an english speaking website.
#49
Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior
Score: -52
Subreddit: /r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Post text:
Yeah it's totally a corporations fault people are incapable of saving enough money to survive a missed check ๐๐
When you give an irresponsible person more money to be irresponsible with they will end up in exactly the same position.
You all know people that just keep spending money on shit until they run out with zero long term planning or delayed gratification and there isn't a single thing the government can do to change them.
#50
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -52
Subreddit: /r/trashy
Post text:
I once had an appointment with my former teacher, who is ended up being my favorite teacher throughout high school, but at the time meeting him in private made me very nervous. I didn't realize I needed to go to the bathroom for most of the discussion, probably because, again, I was watching my every move, and I was too shy to ask where the bathroom was. I then had to leave, but the urge was so sudden and so intense that the ten minutes walk to the subway station, in itself, was a real nightmare. It was just the beginning of my sufferings, though. I noticed a public washroom near the station, and I rushed to it like I had never did to anything in my life. Turned out it was out of order, so I got on the tram thinking I'd end up being okay.
When I say that the ten-station journey to my homeroom was one of the most excruciating experiences of my life, I mean it. I could neither stand nor sit, not to mention, of course, thinking of anything else. I started sweating and making contortions, with people in the train started staring at me in genuine concern. The entire endeavor made me feel like shit the whole time it was happening, and I was genuinely worried that I'd tear a muscle if I went on for too long. It was like going from zero to one-hundred within the span mere minutes, and I wasn't at all prepare. I honestly don't know how on earth I'd even made it up to that point.
In my country, if you ask where the washroom is (as a female) others may make jokes about you at your expense, as there is a culture of shaming, privacy and "lady-like" behaviour, conservatism, etc. everywhere. Anyways, 30 minutes into the ride I started silently weeping and a man came up to me, asking if I was okay. I'd told him that I recently went through a breakup (because that explanation was better than the alternative, obviously) and that I'd be alright. I thanked him for his kind words and he went and sat back down.
I eventually got home and ran inside, feeling like I had a 100 pound belt attached under my skin. What came next was worse than I ever thought possible in my wildest dreams. I don't know why or how it happened the way that it did, but genuinely just want to never think about it again (and haven't for a long time). In a word, it's not something you see on Reddit everyday, and the phrase "that's enough internet for today" comes into mind thinking back about exactly how it all went down. Brace yourself, as you have been warned and it's not my fault if you're grossed out and don't sleep tonight, but please remember that Net Neutrality has to be protected at all costs. The FCC, headed by Ajit Pai, is a corrupt and powerful organization that wants to do nothing more than line the pockets of politicians for personal gain. When you get out and vote, whether it be local, state-wide, or nation-wide, make sure you're voting blue and (more importantly) voting against those who are trying to take our free internet away from us.
#51
Author: /u/Dab-0n-the-h8rs
Score: -50
Subreddit: /r/instant_regret
Post text:
So a weird bug ๐ jumping on you is how you learn "life?" Pff you people here really need to get put more and discover life ๐
#52
Author: /u/JustABlock
Score: -47
Subreddit: /r/movies
Post text:
wutface
Harold does not look any scarier than in the book
ThisIsgoingToRuinTheBooksForMe
But to be honest i was reading the books at age 6 and they weren’t that creepy to begin with
#53
Author: /u/coolgamerdude2006 Avg. this week = -13 per comment
Score: -47
Subreddit: /r/manga
Post text:
unfortunately im not in love because i cant even get the website to work. if mangadex continues to disregards its users requests for a better server i will switch to its competitor kissmamga
#54
Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -45
Subreddit: /r/KeanuBeingAwesome
Post text:
Is it possible (probable even), plausible, conceivable, is there a high percentage chance that there could there be a dot, an iota, a speck (even the smallest one) of truth to the fact that, maybe, just maybe, there exists some capability, even a large capability (but at the very least a hypothetical one), a minuscule one, one that is the very opposite of gigantic, a hard-to-see, microscopic, capacity of sorts (that may even be missed upon first inspection), of any kind, biased, accidentally discovered, even undiscovered or hidden, that Keanu, the grisly, charismatic, extremely attractive man who is rich and famous, has prestige and reputation, oversees bureaucracies and shareholders, has some monetary or financial incentive, ulterior motivation, or underwhelming reason for he which he commits charitable, empathy-triggering, seemingly selfless and/or extremely donationary processes of the sorts and types he does take part in and supervise?
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