Not everything that goes up also comes down. The moon left earth 4.5 Billion years ago and is still moving away at 1.5 inches per year.

The Giant Impact hypothesis event occurred 4.5 billion years ago when a large celestial body struck the earth. The resulting impact ejected material into an orbiting ring of debris that eventually formed into the moon. Originally orbiting at 14,000 miles above the earth, today it orbits at a distance of 238,000 miles from earth and continues moving further away at about 1.5 inches each year.

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Maybe the Giant Impact of Bitcoin isn't taking us to the moon. Maybe it IS the moon. ¯\_(ဖ ͜ ဖ)_/¯