Monday, February 1, 2021

A text from my coke dealer (dont ask for source)

Got this message yesterday and it almost made me tear up πŸ˜‚

"Ladies and gentlemen,

We are witnessing history in the making. Basically some very savvy investors on the social media platform reddit caught multi billion dollar hedge funds with their pants down trying to (illegally) over short Gamestops stock "GME" shares at %140, purposefully trying to run the company to the ground just to make a profit by diminishing its value. Well reddit wasn't having any of that. Millions of people on the subreddit r/wallstreetbets collectively started buying massive amounts of GME shares, causing the price to skyrocket.

Once word got out, it became a nationwide movement which quickly turned into a worldwide effort. This is truly a once in a lifetime event where everyday people are contributing what they can in order to drive the stock price even higher, essentially bleeding hedge funds dry (over 70B losses reported). This has led to a massive redistribution of wealth among the people. For the first time in a long time the little guy won and its only getting started. It truly seems as though 2021 is going to be a good year.

In honor of the ongoing revolution, we want to do our part to make everyones day a little brighter. We are offering a %25 discount on all purchases made until this Friday. Prices are as follows,

Cocaine hcl:

1oz. - $1080 (from $1450) 2oz. - $1950 (from $2600) 4oz. - $3650 (from $4850)

Orders exceding 4oz. Are sent with tracked shipping only which means you must sign to receive your package. A tracking number will be provided when the package is shipped.

For anonymity purposes all payments are accepted in bitcoin only. Please confirm the amount you want and we'll provide a bitcoin address to send payments. Orders are shipped the next business day, and usually arrive within 3-5 business days.

Our products are sourced directly from established Peruvian manufacturers, so there is no cartel or gang involvement. Nobody died for this.  This is also how we are able to keep our prices low and our product pure. It's a cutthroat market and we understand that we must  go above and beyond for our customers in order to separate ourselves from our competitors.

$GMEπŸš€πŸš€πŸš€"

Twf a guy selling poison is a better person than most of wall street


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