I won the grand prize in a sweepstakes event in 2011. For my prize, I could choose either to receive fifty Bitcoin or get tased in the nutsack for half a minute. I foolishly chose getting tased in the nutsack.

As of right now that amount of Bitcoin would be worth nearly two and a half million dollars, but I pissed it all away so I could get my ballsack electrocuted instead. I am haunted by this mistake nearly waking second of every day.