"Society has crossed into Bitcoin's event horizon and is now accelerating at the speed of light towards the financial singularity, which will teleport us through an economic wormhole to escape the impending universal heat-death of the dollar."

A Saylor quote, that I just made up.

Feel free to post your own verbal masturbatory, egomaniacal, pseudo-sciency, made up quotes in the comments.

The ability to satirize a deception, is the ability to expose the deception.