hi this is me christopher a crypto d-gen
with a crush for crypto kitties i'm on
my way to crypto land the number one
crypto destination on earth where crypto
enthusiasts or crypto landers like we're
called here can meet with like-minded
individuals in real life and when connie
the founder told me that visionary
investors could own a piece of this
unique island i smash bought one of the
60 exclusive parcels on the blockchain
hills that's how i became a king crypto
lander there it is
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so are you coming to the vladimir club
party tonight yeah just for crypto
lander nft holders right yeah man
have a nice day soon thank you
connie christopher come here buddy
it's been a while yeah 50 000 blocks at
least been waiting for you since
consensus what are you a pending
transaction or what well i guess i'm
confirmed now ready to become a crypto
land maximalist this is crazy
sir
welcome to crypto land the hodlers of
last resort
oh
brilliant hey stacking stats like crazy
right
honey badger don't care the community's
loving it like on twitter can't wait for
you to give me a tour connie what do you
want to see first christopher i don't
know let's start with the best no
i always keep the best for last let's go
leave your luggage in your home first
and then i'll show you around all the
other king kryptolanders have been
arriving from all corners of the world
when we get to the blockchain hills
you're gonna understand what i meant by
a first-class crypto lifestyle man hey
martin please get us a car would you yes
sir everybody is here
carolyn here he is
hi hi mr adams nice to see you sir did
you have a good flight oh yes excellent
thanks for asking great here are your
keys
not your keys not your bitcoins
seriously
your keys your bitcoin not your keys not
your bitcoin
where do you come up with these crazy
ideas
[Music]
i'm not going to tell you where
sir
the lambo is ready
what
into the room to the room not the moon
entering the blockchain hills hey what's
that the vladimir club cryptolanders
members only club we are preparing
everything for tonight we are throwing
the most epic crypto party ever i wonder
who your plus one is going to be
here we are king crypto lenders
territory
and here you have these 60 parcels i
can't wait to get to mine
oh my wow
i got the parcel to build something dope
for vacations but now that i'm here i
might never leave i already see we're
gonna have the time of our lives show me
more okay
first stop of the tour this was on the
top of the list a much requested working
zone recurve
folks approach me saying connie we need
somewhere where we can be programming
surrounded by palm trees and views to
open sea they were sick of working from
tiny offices why do that when they can
work from paradise so we built it come
on in
people are picking up their passes for
the event tomorrow starts the crypto
land blockchain week we organize a
number of different crypto conferences
and meetups year round lots of crypto
vips coming tomorrow you can feel the
entrepreneurial spirit here you can work
get coffee and when you get stressed you
can hit up the distress room
the distress room
yeah the distress room a pool full of
coins that's insane don't be shy go
ahead and try everybody loves it
if you like this just wait until you see
what's next
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the crypto restaurant you're gonna love
this christopher
to the moon you little bot
jim any tables available well we can set
up the 12 if you want all righty here we
go
the order book
for startups i would suggest the 10k
bitcoin pizza
lemonade
thanks
where's my fork oh and of course you're
gonna love this there they are flash
crash soda the lightning network juice
oh i'm sorry no no no no please go ahead
i am i'm not a fan of forks you know
oh yo yo
classic
thanks enjoy your meal
see you around
while you were too busy doing your
impressive wordplay i went ahead and
ordered for you a 10k pizza and a bubbly
mutant serum for you bon appetit
[Music]
you know connie i think i'm falling in
love with this place
it's so peaceful
peaceful if it wasn't for those flying
hackers watch this
bitcoin holy smokes this is mass
adoption at its finest what's that
that's crypto land's walk of faith wow
follow the crypto stars and you'll get
to the moon that was fun boy we are in
crypto beach and fun is the norm here
oh you invest study the best and what do
we say when investors make the test
let's make a deep dive so we can survive
you don't want to end like my mount gox
friend but enough of swim let's go to
the proof of work gym you can work out
make the ladies pass out lift the aces
like you mine now thanks to bitmain
sweet friend of mine but not everything
is pretending if you want a happy ending
you will need to combine
body and mind got the keys
of my wallet
where i hold crypto land tokens
cause this place
is blockchainized
get familiarized
i don't want to
[Applause]
[Music]
that's the leave look at my face i'm in
the crypto space
[Music]
one of my favorite attractions here in
crypto beach the micronation of
cryptocurrency which coin uh eek
i'll go with btc if i'm lightning fast
three two one go
[Music]
okay boy you beat me here but i swear on
the ball i'm the king ride along for
your dear
this is
i'm exhausted
cheers christopher
i'm still amazed by the success of the
cryptolanders nft collection what a
great idea it's the visionary community
of cryptolanders that supported it those
are the real ogs they quickly understood
how powerful creating a physical
representation of the metaverse would be
but in retrospect it was inevitable is
that you finally built the pyramid
[Music]
i come from new york city new york
i came here to connect a little bit you
know and have fun
[Music]
oh my god
this must be a joke
hey christopher check that out i bet you
haven't seen a pinball better than this
one in your entire life
the world is not anymore like it used to
be no no no
oh look at all these details
create an account deposit your money
lock it up become rich involve family
and friends check your balance
i love these games well if you like
these games then you might want to try
carlos in new york and ponzi connect
well i kicked bernie madoff's ass
ring ting ting ting ting ting ting
[Music]
this is like the disneyland of kryptos
oh no no give me my wallet no no my
hardware wallet
are you okay yes but he got my wallet i
know it's enough i'm gonna get him
hey darling i know where we can get a 20
game 20 or more let's take profits baby
before you go on free fall
oh no he's flying away
hmm
i forget about it bitcoin is dead he's
dead
oh my god thank you
by the way i'm bianca
christopher nice to meet you again
um would you like to go for a walk
actually i was thinking about taking a
crypto kitty
would you mind sharing i would love to
looks like he found his plus one
vladimir club's party is about to start
as promised we saved the best for last
see you all there
[Music]
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