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INT. CRYPTO CONFERENCE - DAY
We see a chaotic scene of people frantically running around, shouting and waving their arms. In the background, we hear the sound of sirens.
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A close-up of MAX KEISER, a well-known Bitcoin advocate, as he rips a dollar bill in half and shouts, "It's going to zero! Buttcoin is the future!"
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CARLOS MATOS, another Bitcoin enthusiast, is on stage yelling, "Bitconnect! Bitconnect! Bitconnect!" as the crowd cheers him on.
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SAM BANKMANN FRIED is on a video call, explaining yield farming as MATT LEVINE's voiceover says, "Well, I'm in the Ponzi business, and it's pretty good!"
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A group of people are huddled around a computer, staring at the screen in amazement. One of them, JIMMY, stands up and shouts, "We just made a million dollars in one day with Buttcoin!" The others erupt in cheers and high-fives.
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The words "Buttcoin: The Future of Money" appear on the screen.
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INT. CRYPTO CONFERENCE - DAY
The chaotic scene continues as people rush around, still excited and shouting. The camera pans to show the main stage, where a group of Bitcoin evangelists are holding court, preaching the gospel of decentralized money to a rapt audience.
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INT. CRYPTO CONFERENCE - DAY
We see a series of clips showing various experts and analysts pointing out red flags about Bitcoin, such as its volatility, lack of regulation, and potential for fraud.
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A clip of a news report showing people lining up outside of a Bitcoin exchange, eager to invest.
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Interviews with various Bitcoin enthusiasts, expressing their excitement and enthusiasm for the cryptocurrency.
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A clip of a person, JIMMY, sitting at a desk, staring blankly at the camera. He looks devastated.
JIMMY:
I was a big believer in Bitcoin. I put all my savings into it, and I thought I was going to be rich. But then the price crashed, and I lost everything.
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A montage of clips showing people around the world losing money on Bitcoin, as the price plummets.
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JIMMY, still sitting at his desk, looking down in despair.
JIMMY:
I wish more people had warned me about the risks of Bitcoin. But everyone was just caught up in the hype. It's a hard lesson to learn.
FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN:
INT. DARK ROOM - DAY
We see BITFINEXED, a shadowy figure, sitting in a dark room. His face is obscured, and we can barely make out his features.
BITFINEXED:
The whole mess started with Tether and the inspector gadget guy. You see, Tether is a cryptocurrency that's supposed to be pegged to the US dollar, but there's been a lot of controversy about whether it's actually backed by dollars or not. And the inspector gadget guy is a pseudonym for a person who claims to have uncovered evidence of fraud at Tether and its parent company, Bitfinex.
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A series of clips showing various news reports and interviews about the controversy surrounding Tether and Bitfinex.
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BITFINEXED, still sitting in the dark room, speaking in a low, ominous tone.
BITFINEXED:
This is just the tip of the iceberg. There are many other shady practices going on in the world of cryptocurrency. It's a Wild West out there, and a lot of people are getting hurt.
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FADE IN:
INT. CRYPTO CONFERENCE - DAY
We see JIMMY, the same person we saw earlier, still sitting at his desk. This time, he looks excited and enthusiastic.
JIMMY:
I made a million dollars in one day by investing in Shiba Inu coin! It was amazing. The price just kept going up and up, and I thought I was a millionaire.
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A series of clips showing the rise of Shiba Inu coin, including a tweet from ELON MUSK showing a picture of a Shiba Inu dog.
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JIMMY, still sitting at his desk, looking concerned.
JIMMY:
But then I realized all my money was in USDT, and that was a big problem. You see, USDT is a stablecoin that's supposed to be pegged to the US dollar, but there's been a lot of controversy about whether it's actually backed by dollars or not. And when the price of USDT started to fall, so did the value of my Shiba Inu coins.
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A series of clips showing the decline of Shiba Inu coin and USDT, as the prices plummet.
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JIMMY, still sitting at his desk, looking dejected.
JIMMY:
I learned the hard way that investing in cryptocurrency is risky. It's not for the faint of heart. You have to be careful, and you have to know what you're doing.
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FADE IN:
INT. CRYPTO CONFERENCE - DAY
We see JIMMY, the same person we saw earlier, still sitting at his desk. This time, he looks dejected and defeated.
JIMMY:
I learned the hard way that investing in cryptocurrency is risky. It's not for the faint of heart. You have to be careful, and you have to know what you're doing.
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A series of clips showing the controversy surrounding Tether and Bitfinex, including interviews with experts and analysts who raise red flags about the stability and legitimacy of the cryptocurrency.
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JIMMY, still sitting at his desk, shaking his head.
JIMMY:
Nobody could have known that Tether wasn't backed. There were no signs at all. It's just one of the many risks of investing in cryptocurrency. It's a wild and unpredictable world.
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INT. DARK ROOM - DAY
We see BITFINEXED, the shadowy figure from earlier, still sitting in the dark room.
BITFINEXED:
As I mentioned earlier, there's been a lot of controversy surrounding Tether and Bitfinex. In fact, they were already fined by the New York Attorney General, who made it clear that at times, Tether was not backed by dollars.
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A screen showing a statement from the Attorney General, JAMES. The statement reads:
"Bitfinex and Tether recklessly and unlawfully covered-up massive financial losses to keep their scheme going and protect their bottom lines."
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BITFINEXED, still sitting in the dark room, speaking in a low, ominous tone.
BITFINEXED:
This is just one example of the shady practices that go on in the world of cryptocurrency. It's a Wild West out there, and a lot of people are getting hurt.
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FADE IN:
INT. CRYPTO CONFERENCE - DAY
We see JIMMY, the same person we saw earlier, still sitting at his desk. This time, he looks more serious and determined.
JIMMY:
I lost a lot of money when Tether and Bitfinex went under. But I'm not the only one. There are many other people who were affected by this scandal.
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A series of clips showing the controversy surrounding Tether and Bitfinex, including interviews with experts and analysts who raise red flags about the stability and legitimacy of the cryptocurrency.
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JIMMY, still sitting at his desk, looking determined.
JIMMY:
But there was one person who took action. The inspector gadget guy. You see, he's a pseudonym for a person who claims to have uncovered evidence of fraud at Tether and Bitfinex. And when he made this information public, it started the downfall of Tether.
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A series of clips showing the collapse of Tether and Bitfinex, as the prices plummet and people lose money.
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JIMMY, still sitting at his desk, looking grim.
JIMMY:
It's a cautionary tale. The world of cryptocurrency is full of risks and uncertainties. You have to be careful, and you have to know what you're doing.
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A clip of the Buttcoin cartoon, showing various characters discussing the risks and uncertainties of the cryptocurrency market.
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NARRATOR, still standing on the stage, looking shaken.
NARRATOR:
It just goes to show that you never know what's going to happen in the world of cryptocurrency. It's a wild and unpredictable place. You have to be careful, and you have to know what you're doing.
FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN:
INT. BUTTCOIN CONFERENCE - DAY
We see JIMMY, standing on a stage at the buttcoin conference. He looks dejected and defeated. The audience, made up of people from the old r/buttcoin subreddit, laugh and mock him.
NARRATOR:
As we've seen, the world of cryptocurrency is full of risks and uncertainties. And one of the biggest controversies in recent years was the downfall of Tether and Bitfinex.
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A series of clips showing the controversy surrounding Tether and Bitfinex, including interviews with experts and analysts who raise red flags about the stability and legitimacy of the cryptocurrency.
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NARRATOR, standing on the stage, speaking in a serious and somber tone.
NARRATOR:
But it was the actions of one person that ultimately led to the downfall of Tether and Bitfinex. The inspector gadget guy. You see, he's a pseudonym for Jean Chalopin, the head of Deltec Bank in the Bahamas. And it was Deltec Bank that held the assets of Tether and Bitfinex.
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A series of clips showing Jean Chalopin, the head of Deltec Bank, speaking at various conferences and events.
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NARRATOR, still standing on the stage, looking amazed.
NARRATOR:
And get this. Jean Chalopin made the information about Tether and Bitfinex public via a new cartoon called Buttcoin. Can you believe it? A cartoon was the catalyst for the downfall of Tether and Bitfinex.
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JIMMY, standing on the stage at the buttcoin conference, looking embarrassed and ashamed as the audience laughs at him.
NARRATOR:
But as we can see, the people of r/buttcoin are still lost and lonely, gathering at conferences like this one to reminisce about the old days when bitcoin was still the future of money.
INT. NEWS STUDIO - DAY
We see BITFINEXED, sitting in a news studio, speaking to a REPORTER.
REPORTER:
So, Bitfinexed, you've been vocal about your skepticism of Tether and Bitfinex. But I understand that you actually hold a considerable amount of Tether yourself. Can you explain why?
BITFINEXED:
Yes, that's correct. I actually bought Tether when they were less than a cent each, and I've been holding onto them ever since. To be honest, I treat them like little pet rocks. I don't have high hopes for them, but who knows, maybe someday they'll be worth something again.
REPORTER:
But isn't it risky to hold onto Tether, given all the controversy surrounding them?
BITFINEXED:
Of course it's risky. But that's the nature of the cryptocurrency market. It's volatile and unpredictable. And for me, holding onto Tether is a bit of a gamble. Maybe I'll come out ahead, or maybe I'll end up losing everything. But that's the risk I'm willing to take.
REPORTER:
But why do you think Tether has any potential at all?
BITFINEXED:
Well, I think that ultimately, Tether could end up being the future of money. It's a stablecoin, which means that it's pegged to the value of a real-world asset, like the US dollar. And in a world where cryptocurrencies are becoming more and more mainstream, stablecoins like Tether could end up playing a crucial role.
REPORTER:
Interesting. Well, thank you for sharing your thoughts with us, Bitfinexed.
BITFINEXED:
Thank you for having me.
FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN:
INT. BUTTCOIN CONFERENCE - DAY
We see JIMMY, standing on a stage at the buttcoin conference. He looks dejected and defeated, as the audience laughs and mocks him.
Suddenly, a member of the r/buttcoin subreddit bursts into the conference, running and screaming.
MEMBER:
There's a new coin called Buttcoin, and it's getting a lot of traction lately! According to the people who invest in it, it's the future of money!
The audience at the conference gets excited, their faces lighting up with hope and excitement.
MEMBER:
We need to invest in Buttcoin! It's our chance to regain our purpose and meaning!
The audience cheers and claps, as the member continues to shout about the benefits of Buttcoin.
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An animation of two butts connecting, with the words "Buttconnect" written in big, bold letters. The audience is seen cheering and clapping in the background.
FADE TO BLACK.
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