🚀 Fellow Regards, RC Just Hit the Leaderboard—Time to Smash That High Score! 🚀

Listen up, smooth-brained apes! Papa Cohen just dropped the fiscal-year loot crates, and guess what? They’re loaded with tendies!

🎮 GameStop Profit High-Score Leaderboard

🥇 2011 – $408M — JPR (Legendary Boss) 🥈 2024 – $131.3M — RC (Papa Cohen, Ape Commander) 🥉 2023 – $6.7M — RC (Training Level Complete)

Back in the glory days of 2011, GameStop hit its all-time record of $408 million under J. Paul Raines (RIP legend). That’s the high score RC is chasing. Adjusted for inflation, it’s like playing on hard mode—roughly $576M in today’s worthless fiat paper. Papa Cohen knows he’s got a boss fight ahead, but he’s already stacking DPS buffs to shatter that legendary number.

🃏 The Collectible Card Meta – PSA Grading Unlocked!

Apes, remember when Pokémon cards were just cardboard? Well, guess what— with GameStop diving deep into the collectible-card meta by adding PSA grading services right at the store there’s no more mailing your Charizards to some sketchy place, hoping they don’t get yeeted in transit.

Now regards are walking into their local GameStop stores to grade their shiny cardboard waifus and dragon bois, picking up some games and merch on the way out. Revenue synergy at its finest.

• Buff: Massive foot traffic increase.
• Perk: Easy revenue from grading fees.
• Achievement Unlocked: Community events, tourneys, and store loyalty.

💎 Bitcoin Treasury – Crypto DLC Unlocked!

Papa Cohen isn’t just stacking cardboard—he’s stacking digital gold. GME’s board approved adding Bitcoin to the treasury, officially entering the digital currency DLC. Bullish much? Now GME rides with crypto degens, boosting brand strength among tech-savvy apes and crypto whales.

• New Buff: Asset appreciation + brand innovation.
• Risk Level: Crypto is volatile, but hey, apes love rollercoasters.

📈 How We Smash That Legendary High Score

If you think 2024’s profits were good, wait until Cohen’s new builds kick in fully. How do we outscore that 2011 record?

• MOASS catalyst: Card grading explodes, driving more collectors and hype.
• Crypto gains: Bitcoin’s next bull run puts GME’s treasury into legendary gear.
• Tech upgrades: Enhanced digital infrastructure boosts online sales.
• Community magic: Apes keep hodling shares and supporting their local stores.

Let’s get smooth-brain mathematical for a sec, apes. 🧮💎🦍

YOY Growth and Cohen’s Speedrun to $408M 🚀

First, the numbers:

• 2023 Profit: $6.7M (tutorial level)
• 2024 Profit: $131.3M (RC stepping up)

Year-over-Year (YOY) Growth Rate:

That’s a 1,860% YOY increase from $6.7M to $131.3M. (Yep, that’s legit.)

If Papa Cohen keeps grinding at even a fraction of this insane rate, let’s speculate conservatively:

• Current Profit: $131.3M
• High Score to Beat: $408M
• Needed Increase: ~211%

Projected Timeline:

Even if GameStop’s profitability cools to a more realistic—but still spicy—level, say ~100% YOY growth from here (way less than this year’s explosion):

• 2025: ~$262M (double YOY growth)
• 2026: ~$524M (high score obliterated 🎯)

That means we’re potentially just 2 years away from RC completely nuking the old leaderboard score, even with way less rocket fuel than this year’s insane 1,860% jump.

Bullish AF 🚀🦍

If Cohen keeps executing at even a fraction of this pace—especially with new ventures like PSA grading, trading cards, and crypto—the old high score is toast by 2026, possibly sooner if this momentum continues.

Diamond hands, apes—the rocket’s engines are just warming up.

🚀 Conclusion: Diamond Hands, Rocket Fueled

2011 was the OG legendary run—but we’ve respawned, leveled up, and now Papa Cohen is speedrunning this stonk back to greatness. With collectible cards, crypto gains, and Cohen’s big-brain strategies, it’s not “if,” but “when” we smash that $408M all-time high.

Stay bullish, keep those diamond hands firm, and buckle up for the moonshot. We’re just getting started, apes!

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DISCLAIMER: This is peak ape entertainment, not financial advice. DYOR and HODL responsibly. 🦍💎🚀